What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?

I would take that big paper bag of money,put it in a great big cloth bag, then use it for my bed to sleep on.

So it could leak and ruin it?

No. It’s in the freezer.

Thanks!

Sleep well, tonight...

u work for the gov. ??

I would sell the magic Bag of Holding for millions.

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I would empty all that money out of that perfectly good paper bag. I can always use a good paper bag. (Signed Ms.Cortez D-NY)

Leave it in my yard for a few days, then find it again.

what million dollars ?

Go to Mexico, convert it to pesos, bring the pesos back, convert back to dollars...instantly laundered...

take it all. It was meant for me to find.

For extra bucks I was a newspaper carrier for ten years. Early in the morning I would find all kinds of money. Wallets, purses, money flying along the ground. Especially Sunday mornings because so many drunks were out and about Sat nights losing their stuff.

I would find a wallet with lots of money and would see a drivers license and other stuff in the wallet but one thing I found out. Most people never include their OWN phone number in their own wallet. So I would call their best friend or relative to get their number. I would leave the wallet or purse at our local Donut Coffee shop and tell them to pick it up there. I knew the owner well.

Most people would tell me to stay at the coffee shop so they can give me a reward. I told them that I was working and didn't have the time to wait for them....but thank you anyway. So it worked out. I found tons of money being a newspaper carrier....and felt good I returned lost items.

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Shoot, I’d stake it out to see if anyone came for it. What if someone else was watching to see who picked up the bag?!

One million in small bills weighs about 300 pounds, more like in the trunk of a car

The same thing everyone else does. Start a limited liability corporation and by real estate.

Or make it into a whole lot of paper airplanes.

THat last one is fun.

I would take it home, stash it somewhere, watch the news everyday ,and then maybe after a year, test 1 or 2 dollars out and if everythings seems o.k maybe spend a lil more, and if all small purchases seemed ok after a while I would try to start using it to pay bills, and buy healthy foods.

Buy gold in 8k-9,999 dollar lots in different cities. Park a few blocks away and walk to the shop and a different way back to the car. Mix it up

Last Edited by vEyeSea on 03/13/2019 11:10 PM

So they can share it lol

Million dollars in small bills...that's one big ass paper bag. just sayin...false premise.

Buy a bunch of ammo as stocking stuffers

underground acres, where the plants aren't sunburnt or growing in aluminum..

U are it! Much love n tespect

I'd rent two 25 yo bisexual STD free women

STFU you idiot troll

$1,000,000 in 100 dollar bills weighs 22 pounds and fits in an average large suitcase.

Or 10.

I would give most of it to the nuns in the orphanage I grew up in.

With the rest I would go into professional wrestling, and maybe buy a motorcycle, and a good box of cigars.

Yell at my wife for not putting it back in the safe.

MoS

Two words: Guns and hookers

So in 20's it would weight about 110 pounds, 10's about 220.

buy a briefcase