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US warship has been quarantined at sea for TWO MONTHS due to virus outbreak
The USS Fort McHenry is currently operating in the Persian Gulf, in Middle East
•25 sailors and marines aboard the warship have been diagnosed with parotitis
•The first case broke out in December and the last one was reported on March 9

A US warship has been quarantined at sea for two months due to a virus outbreak.

Of the 703 sailors and marines aboard the USS Fort McHenry, 25 have been diagnosed with parotitis, a viral infection similar to mumps, according to US military officials.

The ship is currently operating in the Persian Gulf in the Middle East.

The virus broke out in December and the most recent case was reported on March 9.
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Zombie apocalypse is upon us!
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Zombie apocalypse is upon us!
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Zombie Marines with M16's nonetheless
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Zombie apocalypse is upon us!
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Zombie Marines with M16's nonetheless
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That would make a good movie plot
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


Parrot-tits
A rare condition whereby you grow tropical bird breasts
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
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Only on glp where 8 retards and 200 socks do all of the talking.
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
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It is BACTERIAL inflammation of the salivary glands. Not a virus.
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


Only on glp where 8 retards and 200 socks do all of the talking.
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I was musing similarly myself. LOL

It's very important not to read any links given in the OP, lest one risk knowing what the thread is about. The link is only given to make the OP look good, but never, ever to be read, lest one be overwhelmed with information pertinent to the subject, thereby enabling reader to discuss it intelligently in the thread and taking up space valuable on GLP. Understood?
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
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Only on glp where 8 retards and 200 socks do all of the talking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71166905


I was musing similarly myself. LOL

It's very important not to read any links given in the OP, lest one risk knowing what the thread is about. The link is only given to make the OP look good, but never, ever to be read, lest one be overwhelmed with information pertinent to the subject, thereby enabling reader to discuss it intelligently in the thread and taking up space valuable on GLP. Understood?
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So you're ready to work out those daddy issues then?
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


Only on glp where 8 retards and 200 socks do all of the talking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71166905


I was musing similarly myself. LOL

It's very important not to read any links given in the OP, lest one risk knowing what the thread is about. The link is only given to make the OP look good, but never, ever to be read, lest one be overwhelmed with information pertinent to the subject, thereby enabling reader to discuss it intelligently in the thread and taking up space valuable on GLP. Understood?
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People should ready the entire article and be informed, I love posting here and finding articles. It amazes me what passes for NEWS, half the stuff I hear on local news station I already read about 2-3 days before so by then it isn't really NEWs. But the internet is bigger and faster than radio I guess.
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ADVANCED PARROTITIS


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Sounds like something in their water supply on the ship.
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


Parrot-tits
A rare condition whereby you grow tropical bird breasts
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Military should have the bio tech do defend against such a virus, unless its an actual weaponized virus that either accidently broke out or was dropped on them by the enemy or a trojan horse.
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Zombie apocalypse is upon us!
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Zombie Marines with M16's nonetheless
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77351787


That would make a good movie plot
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Already has. TV Prime Series
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Parotitis? dat like a bird flu?
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This was a great laugh early in the morning...thank you...


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ADVANCED PARROTITIS



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Play the Parrot video if you have dogs. They go crazy. Both my dogs came running into my bedroom and jumped on the bed ears popped up looking for what's making that bird sound. Wicked funny.


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Take leave and port of call in shit hole countries. Win shit hole prizes.
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All Parotitis is, is swelling of the salivary glands. They just don't want to call this outbreak "mumps" because everyone on that ship is fully vaccinated.
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They repeat everything you say
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Parrot-tits
A rare condition whereby you grow tropical bird breasts

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Is that like chicken breast?

It still beats elephantitis!
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They repeat everything you say
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only commands given on the bridge, sailors will get this!!!
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Sounds like something in their water supply on the ship.
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Ships are always very tight quarters. Not hard for something to spread. Some ships do what is called hot racking, the guy goes on watch as you get off watch and strips his sheets and you put fresh ones on. Hence the name hotracking, the bed is still hot when you get in. When I was in Coast guard, I had a high school locker for uniforms, Coffin(rack or bed that lid lifts on)with 4 compartments about 4" deep and a small drawer in the middle that was it for my personal space!!! ship life isn't easy and isn't for every one. we had 86 crew on a 210' ship, same faces every day for 4-6 weeks at a time. When I would turn over in my rack my shoulder would hit rack above me have to wake an lower shoulder to roll and go back to sleep!!!
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Such gaslighting to cover up the inefficacy of the mumps portion of the MMR vaccine. It is notorious for not providing mumps immunity, and is actually the subject of a whistleblower lawsuit right now. Merck's scientists who worked on the vax say that they were instructed to add rabbit antibodies during testing to make the mumps results look better. So you will not be seeing the media call this what it is:

MUMPS.
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ADVANCED PARROTITIS



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What a gorgeous sexy boy!!!!
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good piece on this whole thing
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All Parotitis is, is swelling of the salivary glands. They just don't want to call this outbreak "mumps" because everyone on that ship is fully vaccinated.
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Yup. They have the mumps. Vaccines aren’t working.
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THE LAST SHIP...
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Must be all those dozens of vaccines they pump into us at Basic.
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All Parotitis is, is swelling of the salivary glands. They just don't want to call this outbreak "mumps" because everyone on that ship is fully vaccinated.
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Yup. They have the mumps. Vaccines aren’t working.
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this1
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