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UK official wants gps tracking on all knifes

 
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Stabbings will occur on high speed trains...
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Ffs lol

rofl

lmao

They may as well put GPS on everything, like swords, chainsaws etc.. What a bunch of bell ends. This country is fucked.

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You need to fix the real problem and that's cultural assimilation!
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Marxism is the real problem.
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You need to fix the real problem and that's cultural assimilation!
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Marxism is the real problem.
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Stop the invasion and take the marxist out both at the same time.

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If you read it all, he says"people may shoot me down for this,but people are being stabbed in the street"
Gtfo you plum!
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Amid the ever-increasing number of knife attacks in the United Kingdom, one member of Parliament has suggested a technological way to fight back:

GPS trackers in the handles of every knife sold in the U.K.

[link to www.theblaze.com (secure)]

What they think someone couldn't make a prison shank..
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Stupid idea, 10 seconds in a microwave and tracked is burned.
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Amid the ever-increasing number of knife attacks in the United Kingdom, one member of Parliament has suggested a technological way to fight back:

GPS trackers in the handles of every knife sold in the U.K.

[link to www.theblaze.com (secure)]

What they think someone couldn't make a prison shank..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76735334


Stupid idea, 10 seconds in a microwave and tracked is burned.
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Yup it's pretty dumb!
And never mind it would need a battery and a transmitter etc!
What happens when the battery goes flat?

I've 2 solutions! You heard it here first! (copyright, patent pending)

1.All knives feature a retractable blade and an accelerometer and motion sensor. Then the knife could determine if it's being used to chop and slice which is fine but if it detects a violent thrusting or slashing then the blade retracts (and a SMS message is transmitted to InterPol).
Optionally it could taser the knife holder...

2.This is the simpliest solution and I wonder why noone has thought of it before? So:
All things that need cutting with a knife MUST come pre-cut!
I mean that's it! Problem solved!

*If your interested in crowd funding idea #1 then PM my uncles sister with the details!
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03/14/2019 07:26 PM
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Born a slave, die a slave in the UK.
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When that doesn't work, their next solution will be to put everyone in jail. Either that, or any food other than soup is illegal.
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how is the GPS going to stop the knife from being stabbed into someone? this is as dumb as when they wanted to fingerprint the kids to protect them from being kidnapped. so how many parent's are holding pics and prints. but the kid is gone?

you should outlaw ppl then nobody will die.that is the only thing that really works.give your island back to the sheep.
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Amid the ever-increasing number of knife attacks in the United Kingdom, one member of Parliament has suggested a technological way to fight back:

GPS trackers in the handles of every knife sold in the U.K.

[link to www.theblaze.com (secure)]

What they think someone couldn't make a prison shank..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76735334


Stupid idea, 10 seconds in a microwave and tracked is burned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45341650


Yup it's pretty dumb!
And never mind it would need a battery and a transmitter etc!
What happens when the battery goes flat?

I've 2 solutions! You heard it here first! (copyright, patent pending)

1.All knives feature a retractable blade and an accelerometer and motion sensor. Then the knife could determine if it's being used to chop and slice which is fine but if it detects a violent thrusting or slashing then the blade retracts (and a SMS message is transmitted to InterPol).
Optionally it could taser the knife holder...

2.This is the simpliest solution and I wonder why noone has thought of it before? So:
All things that need cutting with a knife MUST come pre-cut!
I mean that's it! Problem solved!

*If your interested in crowd funding idea #1 then PM my uncles sister with the details!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61006856


after that will u outlaw sticks and stones too? tell u how to be sure someone does not kill u. kill yourself 1st.jump off a bridge or something. honestly there is no way to protect ppl 100%any more than ppl will never die. wake up to reality.
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Amid the ever-increasing number of knife attacks in the United Kingdom, one member of Parliament has suggested a technological way to fight back:

GPS trackers in the handles of every knife sold in the U.K.

[link to www.theblaze.com (secure)]

What they think someone couldn't make a prison shank..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76735334


I thought some of our leaders were DUMB ... but this ranks right up there with "Guam capsizing" dumb.

After knives comes screwdrivers
After screwdrivers comes hammers and crowbars
After hammers and crowbars comes baseball bats
After baseball bats comes umbrellas

The list is endless!!

Of course talking about the fact that virtually all attacks are done by a very identifiable portion of British Society, and the rest of British Society is NOT doing these attacks CAN NOT BE TALKED ABOUT!!

You are a Racist and will be SENT TO JAIL under current British Law if you talk about the obvious.

Thank goodness we have Freedom of Speech in our founding documents. Glad we got away from that crazy group of people.
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Amid the ever-increasing number of knife attacks in the United Kingdom, one member of Parliament has suggested a technological way to fight back:

GPS trackers in the handles of every knife sold in the U.K.

[link to www.theblaze.com (secure)]

What they think someone couldn't make a prison shank..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76735334


Stupid idea, 10 seconds in a microwave and tracked is burned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45341650


Yup it's pretty dumb!
And never mind it would need a battery and a transmitter etc!
What happens when the battery goes flat?

I've 2 solutions! You heard it here first! (copyright, patent pending)

1.All knives feature a retractable blade and an accelerometer and motion sensor. Then the knife could determine if it's being used to chop and slice which is fine but if it detects a violent thrusting or slashing then the blade retracts (and a SMS message is transmitted to InterPol).
Optionally it could taser the knife holder...

2.This is the simpliest solution and I wonder why noone has thought of it before? So:
All things that need cutting with a knife MUST come pre-cut!
I mean that's it! Problem solved!

*If your interested in crowd funding idea #1 then PM my uncles sister with the details!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61006856


after that will u outlaw sticks and stones too? tell u how to be sure someone does not kill u. kill yourself 1st.jump off a bridge or something. honestly there is no way to protect ppl 100%any more than ppl will never die. wake up to reality.
 Quoting: JAZZz50


I see you don't get british humour! Not many do lol!
But suggesting you kill yourself to prevent someone killing you first could be considered pretty dumb! ?
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03/14/2019 08:20 PM
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The inexorable march of the GPS Mark Of The Beast

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03/14/2019 08:22 PM
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They want to track everything. 5g is the start.
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wtf
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Born a slave, die a slave in the UK.
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retards2
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It's already started.

SO19 took my door down this morning.

Took all the silverware.
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It's already started.

SO19 took my door down this morning.

Took all the silverware.
 Quoting: SlowNail


EVERY house has knives!!!!

drama

have you even SEEN how many knives are in the average restaurant???

one time i went to the hardware shop and bought a very big machete (cane knife) and a can of spraypaint at the self-service checkout. the alarm went off. a 16 year old employee came over and told me i have to be over 18 to buy spraypaint. i said "uh huh" and did nothing. she looked at me for 30 seconds and then pressed the button to cancel the alarm so i could buy the paint. she said not a single word about the four foot long cane knife!
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Re: UK official wants gps tracking on all knifes
It's already started.

SO19 took my door down this morning.

Took all the silverware.
 Quoting: SlowNail


EVERY house has knives!!!!

drama

have you even SEEN how many knives are in the average restaurant???

one time i went to the hardware shop and bought a very big machete (cane knife) and a can of spraypaint at the self-service checkout. the alarm went off. a 16 year old employee came over and told me i have to be over 18 to buy spraypaint. i said "uh huh" and did nothing. she looked at me for 30 seconds and then pressed the button to cancel the alarm so i could buy the paint. she said not a single word about the four foot long cane knife!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77390702


Indeed. Silly notion, you'd think.

In all seriousness though, both solvents and blades should rightly be restricted purchases.
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First recorded murder was done with a rock. A f*cking rock...
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Fuck that
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I see now why UK going into the crapper, it's highly intelligent, quality leadership from their so called Leaders..

I shoulda got into politics, just make schit up as I go along, and blame it on the other party, or the people, or anything that doesn't cost me too many votes, steady payday, political perks..

not even a serious hint at getting my head chopped off by an angry mob..

oh what a time to be alive! no wonder these idiots laugh at us behind our backs..

please, please lets have a few heads rollin soon, or do the drag parade like Mussolini..
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Just like USA. The rich get the best University places and the really intelligent people don't, so you end up with entitled morons running things.
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It's already started.

SO19 took my door down this morning.

Took all the silverware.
 Quoting: SlowNail


EVERY house has knives!!!!

drama

have you even SEEN how many knives are in the average restaurant???

one time i went to the hardware shop and bought a very big machete (cane knife) and a can of spraypaint at the self-service checkout. the alarm went off. a 16 year old employee came over and told me i have to be over 18 to buy spraypaint. i said "uh huh" and did nothing. she looked at me for 30 seconds and then pressed the button to cancel the alarm so i could buy the paint. she said not a single word about the four foot long cane knife!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77390702


Indeed. Silly notion, you'd think.

In all seriousness though, both solvents and blades should rightly be restricted purchases.
 Quoting: SlowNail


yourere

Those that would abuse them should be restricted. The items themselves don't do anything but their intended purpose in the right hands.
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Re: UK official wants gps tracking on all knifes
It's already started.

SO19 took my door down this morning.

Took all the silverware.
 Quoting: SlowNail


EVERY house has knives!!!!

drama

have you even SEEN how many knives are in the average restaurant???

one time i went to the hardware shop and bought a very big machete (cane knife) and a can of spraypaint at the self-service checkout. the alarm went off. a 16 year old employee came over and told me i have to be over 18 to buy spraypaint. i said "uh huh" and did nothing. she looked at me for 30 seconds and then pressed the button to cancel the alarm so i could buy the paint. she said not a single word about the four foot long cane knife!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77390702


Indeed. Silly notion, you'd think.

In all seriousness though, both solvents and blades should rightly be restricted purchases.
 Quoting: SlowNail


yourere

Those that would abuse them should be restricted. The items themselves don't do anything but their intended purpose in the right hands.
 Quoting: keybored


I think you misunderstand. Not to restrict the item, but restrict the purchase. As in, restricted to adults. You don't want 10 year olds able to buy huffables. Adults know better, they want to kill themselves, fine.