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U.K. Lawmaker Calls For All Knives to be Registered, Fitted With GPS Trackers

 
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Tory MP Scott Mann has attracted mockery on social media after calling for strict new knife control measures including for every blade sold in the UK to be fitted with GPS tracking systems.
In a post on the micro-blogging platform Twitter, the representative for North Cornwall went on to declare that Britain should create a “national database” of people who own knives, “like we do with guns”.

Anyone found to have carried a knife outside their property “had better have a bloody good explanation”, Mr Mann wrote, adding that there could be “obvious exceptions” for activities such as fishing.
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So well it's a pretty dumb idea!
Each knife will need a battery and transmitter!

I posted on the other thread about this!
I have solved the problem with 2 options...

1.All knives feature a retractable blade and an accelerometer and motion sensor. Then the knife could determine if it's being used to chop and slice which is fine but if it detects a violent thrusting or slashing then the blade retracts (and a SMS message is transmitted to InterPol).
Optionally it could taser the knife holder...

2.This is the simpliest solution and I wonder why noone has thought of it before? So:
All things that need cutting with a knife MUST come pre-cut!
I mean that's it! Problem solved!
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Oh my God. The stupid of leftism will never cease to impress me.
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This idea of his could start a nuclear war as the GPS satellites overload when the Brits move on parliament and they come plummeting down from obit setting off Defcon 1 and launching nukes that could possibly cause Guam to tip over.
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So well it's a pretty dumb idea!
Each knife will need a battery and transmitter!

I posted on the other thread about this!
I have solved the problem with 2 options...

1.All knives feature a retractable blade and an accelerometer and motion sensor. Then the knife could determine if it's being used to chop and slice which is fine but if it detects a violent thrusting or slashing then the blade retracts (and a SMS message is transmitted to InterPol).
Optionally it could taser the knife holder...

2.This is the simpliest solution and I wonder why noone has thought of it before? So:
All things that need cutting with a knife MUST come pre-cut!
I mean that's it! Problem solved!
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You're a fucking idiot. Give me a 10 inch length of 1 inch flat bar, a bench grinder and some duct tape to use as a handle and i could knock out a deadly knife in about 20 minutes or less.

What would be your next proposal? Ban all pointy things?



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Berserk as well as apeshit he has gone
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Berserk as well as apeshit he has gone
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Berserk, lol, don't hear that term too often anymore.
Good one.
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So well it's a pretty dumb idea!
Each knife will need a battery and transmitter!

I posted on the other thread about this!
I have solved the problem with 2 options...

1.All knives feature a retractable blade and an accelerometer and motion sensor. Then the knife could determine if it's being used to chop and slice which is fine but if it detects a violent thrusting or slashing then the blade retracts (and a SMS message is transmitted to InterPol).
Optionally it could taser the knife holder...

2.This is the simpliest solution and I wonder why noone has thought of it before? So:
All things that need cutting with a knife MUST come pre-cut!
I mean that's it! Problem solved!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61006856



You're a fucking idiot. Give me a 10 inch length of 1 inch flat bar, a bench grinder and some duct tape to use as a handle and i could knock out a deadly knife in about 20 minutes or less.

What would be your next proposal? Ban all pointy things?



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That is pretty dangerous as a bludgeon before sharpening. 3ft of steel pipe makes a knife look silly.
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Next will be rocks.
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lol every Chef needs a concealed carry knife permit to go to work... LoL

pretty soon you’ll have to register to fuck your own wife.
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OR banned02 GTFO goaway jihad2
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His family just bought GPS-tracker making company stocks maybe?
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lol every Chef needs a concealed carry knife permit to go to work... LoL

pretty soon you’ll have to register to fuck your own wife.
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...and have to pay the BBC to record it while you do so.
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MP Admits Knife GPS Tracker Idea Was ‘Probably A Bit Sh*t’
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So well it's a pretty dumb idea!
Each knife will need a battery and transmitter!

I posted on the other thread about this!
I have solved the problem with 2 options...

1.All knives feature a retractable blade and an accelerometer and motion sensor. Then the knife could determine if it's being used to chop and slice which is fine but if it detects a violent thrusting or slashing then the blade retracts (and a SMS message is transmitted to InterPol).
Optionally it could taser the knife holder...

2.This is the simpliest solution and I wonder why noone has thought of it before? So:
All things that need cutting with a knife MUST come pre-cut!
I mean that's it! Problem solved!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61006856



You're a fucking idiot. Give me a 10 inch length of 1 inch flat bar, a bench grinder and some duct tape to use as a handle and i could knock out a deadly knife in about 20 minutes or less.

What would be your next proposal? Ban all pointy things?



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77288833


That is pretty dangerous as a bludgeon before sharpening. 3ft of steel pipe makes a knife look silly.
 Quoting: mechaniac

small mechanics ball peen hammer makes a pipe look completely safe...

give me a garden spade(or trowell) and a sidewalk to sharpen it.. Have these idiots never heardof prison shanks?(sharpened toothbrush)??
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Hahaha THEY are so scared....so I guess the coming reveloution will be called the blunt force trauma revolt as the people will have to do it the hard way once knives get tagged
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small mechanics ball peen hammer makes a pipe look completely safe...

give me a garden spade(or trowell) and a sidewalk to sharpen it.. Have these idiots never heardof prison shanks?(sharpened toothbrush)??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77376498


bane hammers too!! and crowbars!
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Hahaha THEY are so scared....so I guess the coming reveloution will be called the blunt force trauma revolt as the people will have to do it the hard way once knives get tagged
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knockout
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My fingernails are thick enough if cut into points, I’m pretty sure could rip someone’s jugular vein right out...
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aren't the tories the right wing party in the UK? LOL what a joke.
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aren't the tories the right wing party in the UK? LOL what a joke.
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Isn’t it reversed there, though?
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And just think: England is the pedophile-enabling, fanatically American-hating, Pisslam-whore nation of inbreeding DRUNKS that still has the audacity to look down their noses at other countries. When that piece of shit puts its own citizens in prison for having the wrong opinion of their muslim whoremasters!
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Or you could just gps all the muzzies.
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Sounds legit.

OR

Just round up and kick out all mudslims.

Problem solved.
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WOW! It appears that a massive wave of retardation has gripped the UK!

Whats next? Baseball bats, forks, frying pans, bricks?...

Last Edited by Joqui on 03/15/2019 05:47 PM