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Bernie had a little accident this morning

 
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
i really hope hillary runs too so we can just watch the democrat candidate stumbling and falling all over the place every week.
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He needs a little banging up now and then to stay in line.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
i really hope hillary runs too so we can just watch the democrat candidate stumbling and falling all over the place every week.
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Oh my goodness in regards to vans... yesterday while driving to work a large white van, like a creeper van, passed by me and I noticed something that made my spine tingle. The vans windows, of which there were only two, were darkened so dark you could not see in them. But the weirdest thing was that it had a grey latch on the drivers door to put a lock on from the outside. So that someone inside would not be able to get out. I couldn’t help but think why would someone need to lock the van from the outside unless they were trying to keep something in? Creepy or maybe someone has an explanation.
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Ummm. Big vans are usually work trucks... my father kept tons of expensive tools in his van ... the sliding door was broke and wouldn’t lock so he put a lock on it

Explanatory
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Pretzel beat him down like GW Bush?
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Pretzel beat him down like GW Bush?
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Maybe it was faulty exercise equipment.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
what type of accident?
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7 stitches to his head after bumping into a glass shower door.
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Battling his shower door the way harry reid fought with his "gym equipment"
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Did they get the message through to him this time?
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Hillary came at him Psycho style this morning but missed.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
could this be like john kerry's hockey "accident" ??
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
what type of accident?
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His depends leaked on stage.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
So.....either his head broke the shower door, which means he fell HARD, or this is a bullshit cover story. Either way, feel the BURN, socialist prick!
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
what type of accident?
 Quoting: beeches:MV8zOTk5MDA5XzcyMzc5NjAyXv0U1MUE1Rjk=


7 stitches to his head after bumping into a glass shower door.
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Old man accident.He should be in a luxury retirement padded room.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
what type of accident?
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7 stitches to his head after bumping into a glass shower door.
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a little message from Hillary and the DNC...
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Let me guess?
Above an eye is the cut: like many many other politicians and celebrities?

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believe it or not that occurred after he surrendered his DNC position to Hillary during the convention. One moment he hs no mark under his eye, they take an intermission for vote tallys of the various states, he comes out shaking, scared, and with a puffy mark under his eye. I knew a retarded Bernie bro who was a delegate, it was well known Hillary's faggot goon squad slapped him around in his dressing room to make the point clear who really runs him.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
In his depends?

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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
what type of accident?
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7 stitches to his head after bumping into a glass shower door.
 Quoting: CountryWise


Battling his shower door the way harry reid fought with his "gym equipment"
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maybe and I do detect the sarcasm , word on the street at the time was Harry Reid's drunken brother Larry beat him like a baby seal -
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Humm....was Harry Reid around
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 Quoting: Adytum


Oh my goodness in regards to vans... yesterday while driving to work a large white van, like a creeper van, passed by me and I noticed something that made my spine tingle. The vans windows, of which there were only two, were darkened so dark you could not see in them. But the weirdest thing was that it had a grey latch on the drivers door to put a lock on from the outside. So that someone inside would not be able to get out. I couldn’t help but think why would someone need to lock the van from the outside unless they were trying to keep something in? Creepy or maybe someone has an explanation.
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Either .Gov or "Stinky" from the Mossad.


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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
A message from the tribe to Trotsky jr?
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Did he have spare underwear? At that age, you'd almost have to.

Oh...different kind of accident.
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uh oh, another closed door beat em up. wonder why
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
bump

Ooops

It was the shower door

Really
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bernie-free2

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 Quoting: Adytum


Oh my goodness in regards to vans... yesterday while driving to work a large white van, like a creeper van, passed by me and I noticed something that made my spine tingle. The vans windows, of which there were only two, were darkened so dark you could not see in them. But the weirdest thing was that it had a grey latch on the drivers door to put a lock on from the outside. So that someone inside would not be able to get out. I couldn’t help but think why would someone need to lock the van from the outside unless they were trying to keep something in? Creepy or maybe someone has an explanation.
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Was it an older van? perhaps the locking mechanism is broken and they welded a hasp onto it and lock it at night with a combination lock? Hubby and I used to have a 55 Chevy pickup with side boxes and he had to weld the passenger door shut because it wouldn't stay closed and we either couldn't find or couldn't afford the lock mechanism.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
he was pistolwhipped by a shower door?

wtf
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He was getting ready to dive into his pool full of gold coins, like Scrooge McDuck.
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Charleston, South Carolina:
A sewn-up Sen. Bernie Sanders campaigned through the pain on Friday in South Carolina.

Picture of bandaged head.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
They tried to tell him he couldn't run unless he was a Democrat.


Really they didn't want him to run -- the party machine insiders, including many pissed off Hillarybots.


He didn't listen.


Perhaps he is listening now.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
I have been saying all of these Dems need to get Hillary's permission to run.
Bernie didn't get permission and this was a warning....
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Don't worry, it didn't involve DEPENDS. ; ) Reportedly cut himself on the edge of a shower door.


what type of accident?
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
he was pistolwhipped by a shower door?

wtf
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He was getting ready to dive into his pool full of gold coins, like Scrooge McDuck.
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Bwahahaha!
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