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Bernie had a little accident this morning

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/15/2019 07:33 PM
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Who was he showering with?
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Who was he showering with?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44475539


hillary-LINThillary-NOPE
That which does not kill us makes us weirder
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
what type of accident?
 Quoting: beeches


7 stitches to his head after bumping into a glass shower door.
 Quoting: CountryWise


Head wound?
gasp
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
How can anyone take Sanders serious? He looks like a wind swept old confused fuck his glasses alway awkwardly sitting in his face fknnold git should be in the garden at his age
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03/15/2019 08:40 PM
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
what type of accident?
 Quoting: beeches


7 stitches to his head after bumping into a glass shower door.
 Quoting: CountryWise


Lol!!

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 Quoting: Chip


Malfunctioning robot doll.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
How can anyone take Sanders serious? He looks like a wind swept old confused fuck his glasses alway awkwardly sitting in his face fknnold git should be in the garden at his age
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77187411


He was controlled opposition in the 16' Dem primaries.


He is not invited to the party this time.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
A message from the tribe to Trotsky jr?
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Nobody gets 7 stitches from bumping thier head..he fell because he lost his balance.. he's OLLLD!!
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
From Kabamur:

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NEIOH (summary): Bernie was hit outside his home last night, the intent was hospitalization but failed. He was threatened last election. He is Dark. There’s no way he can win against Trump b/c of Socialist policies & [they] want him gone. He’ll now have a body guard at all times.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
He shit his pants? LOL!!!
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Accident that involved flies?

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03/15/2019 10:14 PM
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Left eye? Illuminati hit.

He'll be in the top 2 dem prez candidate.


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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Left eye? Illuminati hit.

He'll be in the top 2 dem prez candidate.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51914929


Why is it always the left? Someone got a right hook going?
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Bernie was defiant thru out his ER hospital treatment.

A direct quote "You said there would be soup!!"
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Little accidents are normal for the old fool. He goes through Depends like tic tacs.

Hid diaper is so wet if he fell on his ass he wouldn't break a hip!
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Let me guess?
Above an eye is the cut: like many many other politicians and celebrities?

They really need to miniaturize that mind control implant.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Facebook's Brian Maloney, StoptheScalpings(STS) posted this today. Too Funny!


Does this really look like a future president, or a casting call for the next Life Alert TV ad?

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03/16/2019 04:39 AM
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Humm....was Harry Reid around
 Quoting: DeplorablePOS


Exactly.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
Little accidents are normal for the old fool. He goes through Depends like tic tacs.

Hid diaper is so wet if he fell on his ass he wouldn't break a hip!
 Quoting: Catmandoo


Just like half of his senate colleagues.
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Re: Bernie had a little accident this morning
My guess is he mostly enjoys the beatings.
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"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi