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Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/15/2019 05:13 PM
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They are all fast food, pizza delivery and Amazon/uber/grub hub drivers

Sick and sad what we have become
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03/15/2019 05:22 PM

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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
I was just looking. Boeing has many positions open...oops2
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Boeing laid off many workers in St Louis area. You don't want to work for that company even if they offer $250k.
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Ummm 250k? Probably be a fool to turn down that.
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03/15/2019 05:32 PM
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I was just looking. Boeing has many positions open...oops2
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Boeing laid off many workers in St Louis area. You don't want to work for that company even if they offer $250k.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49616009


Ummm 250k? Probably be a fool to turn down that.
 Quoting: Seeing3


Only a fool would work for companies like Boeing who doesn't care about American workers.
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03/15/2019 05:34 PM
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Sure, minimum wage, deadend jobs galore....make a few bucks an hour, then the govt takes half hour damn paycheck so taxpayers keep paying to bomb kids in Yemen. ...then after paying for your car , insurance , and gas to get you to your shit job, you're already broke...now you get why millions are homeless in America? A college education means little these days, either. You'll have to work four jobs just to pay back student loans to the gov't. ...it's all a scam...too bad dumb Americans don't get it....spend your first 65 years working, then retire a few years and croak. ...once again, the govt gets to keep the thousands they took from your paycheck over the last forty years. People should be outraged at this scam, but instead they keep accepting this bullshit.
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And what you describe aint just in the US...
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03/15/2019 05:40 PM
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I was just looking. Boeing has many positions open...oops2
 Quoting: Shawski


Boeing laid off many workers in St Louis area. You don't want to work for that company even if they offer $250k.
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Bullshit yeah I do.

Even if only for a month.
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03/15/2019 05:40 PM
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ummmm.... real unemployment is right at 21%.... this survey is propaganda. even the idiots that gobble up cnn fake news probably can figure this out.
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hesright
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03/15/2019 05:45 PM
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Every tard here bitching has a job right? What the fuck are you complaining about? Us hard working blue collars just want to make ends meet, and starting wages for blue color work is going up in President Trump's America.

You last leftist's pushing papers and 1's and 0's for a living will be in for a hell of a ride as Real Men Make America Great Again. Trump 2020
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03/15/2019 05:46 PM

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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
And they all pay about $8 per hour.
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03/15/2019 05:56 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
Hey OP, I've got some beachfront property to sell. Is this post a joke?

If not, then wake the FUCK UP! There are no fucking jobs.
And robots will take over the jobs that people have now in about 10 years.
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03/15/2019 06:56 PM
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And they all pay about $8 per hour.
 Quoting: GA Girl


PART TIME at that!
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03/15/2019 07:36 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
12 hours a week @ $8.50 / hr!

There's millions!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76932825


$100 bucks a week.

Get 3 or 4 more jobs just like it and you aren't
doing too badly for a young person.

Don't like one .. quit.

There are millions out there ...
Anonymous Coward
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03/15/2019 07:37 PM
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There was a report yesterday that essentially stated the exact opposite. I don't believe the NBC/deep state report. NBC started Trump's political career.
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More justification to bring in more foreigners and give them and their families green cards.
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03/15/2019 07:43 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
Just heard from a restaurant owner in a large city. ICE was assigned to do ten times more inspections of paperwork of employees this year than last. It was found that about 1/5 of his employees had suspect papers and he had to let them go and replace them. He has several restaurants and is hiring like mad since he suddenly had dozens of openings.

Just another tale from the big city, But ICE is ON it now. GOOD!!!
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03/15/2019 09:16 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
12 hours a week @ $8.50 / hr!

There's millions!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76932825


$100 bucks a week.

Get 3 or 4 more jobs just like it and you aren't
doing too badly for a young person.

Don't like one .. quit.

There are millions out there ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22255432


you're clueless. You can't do that when each one will be expecting rotating and varying schedules not to mention on call. You boomers are so out of touch.
SagoP

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03/15/2019 09:42 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
Am I the only one on GLP that doesn't have trouble finding work?

There are jobs, if you want it.

Nobody wants to hire you unless you are already employed.

Thinking you're too good to work at McDonald's is the reason you don't have a job.


Go get that McDonald's job.

Then once hired look for work somewhere else. You're more likely to get a higher paying Job coming from McDonald's than from your mom's basement.

Don't be an unemployed loser.
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yeah the main picture for the story is a job at mcdonalds.

norespect
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epiclol
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03/15/2019 09:48 PM

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This is what happened right before the Great Depression, no jobs.

All the big execs had taken all the money and squandered it. Then soup lines.
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03/15/2019 09:58 PM

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They are all fast food, pizza delivery and Amazon/uber/grub hub drivers

Sick and sad what we have become
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It's been ages since I looked but my impression was that it was all cell phone service commission sales at mall kiosks.
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03/15/2019 10:35 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
Anything in tulsa Oklahoma because I'm looking
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Look for jobs at philips66 corporate in Bartlesville.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37239659


yeah I'm sure their corporate headquarters has some very average type jobs any joe can likely get.

NOT.

They'll have very cutting edge specific jobs like "oil geo-survey analyst" or something and the last line of the 50 lines of requirements says "must speak Portugese" or some such shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46343490

BWAHAHAHA Fuck I was just joking about Portugese. I just came across this solar tech job near austin airport!

[link to www.indeed.com (secure)]


DESIRED QUALIFICATIONS

Active security clearance or the ability to obtain a clearance
Knowledge of UNIX-based operating systems
Certifications
SCP
CCNA
Network+
MCSA
VCP
Security+
Proficiency in Spanish or Portuguese a plus
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03/15/2019 11:20 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
Am I the only one on GLP that doesn't have trouble finding work?

There are jobs, if you want it.

Nobody wants to hire you unless you are already employed.

Thinking you're too good to work at McDonald's is the reason you don't have a job.


Go get that McDonald's job.

Then once hired look for work somewhere else. You're more likely to get a higher paying Job coming from McDonald's than from your mom's basement.

Don't be an unemployed loser.
 Quoting: SagoP


I'm a boomer and retired. I'd consider construction, software or other work for at least $20 an hour. I just don't want to earn more than $12K a year since I really don't need it and it make for more taxes.
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03/15/2019 11:36 PM
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Anything in tulsa Oklahoma because I'm looking
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77463655


Look for jobs at philips66 corporate in Bartlesville.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37239659


yeah I'm sure their corporate headquarters has some very average type jobs any joe can likely get.

NOT.

They'll have very cutting edge specific jobs like "oil geo-survey analyst" or something and the last line of the 50 lines of requirements says "must speak Portugese" or some such shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46343490

BWAHAHAHA Fuck I was just joking about Portugese. I just came across this solar tech job near austin airport!

[link to www.indeed.com (secure)]


DESIRED QUALIFICATIONS

Active security clearance or the ability to obtain a clearance
Knowledge of UNIX-based operating systems
Certifications
SCP
CCNA
Network+
MCSA
VCP
Security+
Proficiency in Spanish or Portuguese a plus

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45595016


In other words, they'd prefer a non-white male. That's what that says. Imagine if you saw that job and had all the requirements and certifications or whatever.. and then you read that very last line at the very end of the job posting that they'd prefer a "portuguese" lingual "person".

And if you go visit corporate job sites like Lowes, or Home Depot the photo is ALWAYS a black male and a white girl. That is pretty much on EVERY corporate site you go to, oh and of course an asian. Rarely a white male.
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Look for jobs at philips66 corporate in Bartlesville.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37239659


yeah I'm sure their corporate headquarters has some very average type jobs any joe can likely get.

NOT.

They'll have very cutting edge specific jobs like "oil geo-survey analyst" or something and the last line of the 50 lines of requirements says "must speak Portugese" or some such shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46343490

BWAHAHAHA Fuck I was just joking about Portugese. I just came across this solar tech job near austin airport!

[link to www.indeed.com (secure)]


DESIRED QUALIFICATIONS

Active security clearance or the ability to obtain a clearance
Knowledge of UNIX-based operating systems
Certifications
SCP
CCNA
Network+
MCSA
VCP
Security+
Proficiency in Spanish or Portuguese a plus

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45595016


In other words, they'd prefer a non-white male. That's what that says. Imagine if you saw that job and had all the requirements and certifications or whatever.. and then you read that very last line at the very end of the job posting that they'd prefer a "portuguese" lingual "person".

And if you go visit corporate job sites like Lowes, or Home Depot the photo is ALWAYS a black male and a white girl. That is pretty much on EVERY corporate site you go to, oh and of course an asian. Rarely a white male.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45532524


So when they run out of negroes and girls, and Asians of course, they'll have to take real White men.
Anonymous Coward
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03/15/2019 11:57 PM
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Re: Job openings rise, now 1 million more openings than people looking for work
So why aren't wages rising? I know why but does anyone else?
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03/16/2019 01:26 AM
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Bullshit. Most of those positions have no intention of filling. 99%
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03/16/2019 01:30 AM
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If it's true, then get the 36+ million people off welfare long before you immigrate.
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Besides companies obviously colluding to pay as little as they can (i.e. minimum wage), you know what's also bullshit? Many job openings even those above minimum wage requiring or preferring bi-lingual in Spanish.

I've noticed this since a year or two ago. It's ridiculous! Instead of legal foreigners learning English to work here (like it was in the past and should be).

I doubt it's like that in all states, but this is prevalent in California (yea I know...).
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03/16/2019 04:05 AM
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Besides companies obviously colluding to pay as little as they can (i.e. minimum wage), you know what's also bullshit? Many job openings even those above minimum wage requiring or preferring bi-lingual in Spanish.

I've noticed this since a year or two ago. It's ridiculous! Instead of legal foreigners learning English to work here (like it was in the past and should be).

I doubt it's like that in all states, but this is prevalent in California (yea I know...).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77432868


see the above post a few about Portuguese.
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03/16/2019 04:22 AM
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when you pay 11 bucks an hour it's hard to get employees

best bet take one of these dead end jobs and rob the place

if it isn't nailed down...take it home
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03/16/2019 04:37 AM
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when you pay 11 bucks an hour it's hard to get employees

best bet take one of these dead end jobs and rob the place

if it isn't nailed down...take it home
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76141358


lol, oh don't worry. Well taken care of guard dogs are well in place for such contingencies. That stuff's important, like counterfeiting.

They just don't care about these types of jobs because they know their offspring will never have to deal with getting a job at these levels. They'll never do anything to help anyone but themselves (and those directly around that allow them to).

This is the American Dream. And you're saying exactly that. You just can't do it down here.
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It just depends what happens when "they" cash the check. And they will cash that check. They always have.