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If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?

 
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If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
I'd bring onions

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3 matches and a rubber chicken.
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A spork.
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A1 sauce.
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rubber bands
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BS napkins
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
rubber bands
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rubber bands
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Lol
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
Handcuffs, hogties, chloroform and signs that read...

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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
Handcuffs, hogties, chloroform and a signs that reads...

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I'm bringing the beaver cleaver and bunny swan to your table.
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
But seriously, that was a trick question...you know we are not the fancy dinner types...

We'd be rollin up on 4 wheelers, toting our BOB's, all the guns and ammo we could carry...

drinking would begin

arguments would occur
insults would fly
shaving would commence
balls would be sniffed to see who smelled of a-1
poop would be compared, sniffed, measured

so, never, ever, ever should a glp party ever happen.
Don't go there...don't even think it.


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Handcuffs, hogties, chloroform and a signs that reads...

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You best bring at least one frozen hot link

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My appetite
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BACON BICHESfuckyeah
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Handcuffs, hogties, chloroform and a signs that reads...

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SEXY!!
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Handcuffs, hogties, chloroform and a signs that reads...

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You best bring at least one frozen hot link

:-D
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Another one for the scrapbook! cheer
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Handcuffs, hogties, chloroform and a signs that reads...

new-brian-morans
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You best bring at least one frozen hot link

:-D
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mccoy

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My appetite
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I wonder what the food would be like.
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BACON BICHESfuckyeah
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I got the bacon!

bacon bra
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
My appetite
 Quoting: Jesus Christ Is God Almighty!


I wonder what the food would be like.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


So far we are having sautéed in chloroform beaver and onions with a side of bacon.

The drink, which I will supply personally will be Tearsd'chip 19.
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I'm bringing the beaver cleaver and bunny swan to your table.
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That was her best thread.

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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
Highwest Whiskey.

and some of that great north boi... some of that nose cándy
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
Pop Rocks and Cocaine.

Maybe some farm fresh Deviled Eggs.
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
Honestly. I'd leave my little black dress at home and show up in a Hoodie and hopefully with someone I love holding my hand.

TIGHTLY


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My mobile phone so I can fb.
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Honestly. I'd leave my little black dress at home and show up in a Hoodie and hopefully with someone I love holding my hand.

TIGHTLY


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lmfao

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Foil hat
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
My appetite
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I wonder what the food would be like.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


So far we are having sautéed in chloroform beaver and onions with a side of bacon.

The drink, which I will supply personally will be Tearsd'chip 19.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63045612


Main dish sounds lovely lol

What kind of drink is that?
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My mobile phone so I can fb.
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Hahaha, of course. Everyone will be on their phones all night. But then again maybe not, since it's GLP people.
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Tomato plant for the host
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Re: If GLP were a fancy dinner party, what would you bring to the party?
My appetite
 Quoting: Jesus Christ Is God Almighty!


I wonder what the food would be like.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


So far we are having sautéed in chloroform beaver and onions with a side of bacon.

The drink, which I will supply personally will be Tearsd'chip 19.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63045612


Main dish sounds lovely lol

What kind of drink is that?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Well it's a secret formula.

I will say that as of lately there is an abundance, so drink up! cheers