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When I killed my first deer with a bow my grandpappy was there and he told me of an old tradition that ran in the family

 
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03/15/2019 07:36 PM
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When I killed my first deer with a bow my grandpappy was there and he told me of an old tradition that ran in the family
He handed me a condom and said, "boy, I think you know what to do"

I was like, "no grandpappy, what's this for?"

He didn't say a word and he unzipped my pants and gently unrolled the condom over my penor and said, "fuck it in the ass."

I was like, "why grandpappy?"

He said, "When a young one makes their first kill, some traditions cut it's heart out and take a bite, some traditions drink it's blood, but we son, we fuck it."

To be continued....

I'm totally writing a book about this....
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03/15/2019 07:42 PM
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Re: When I killed my first deer with a bow my grandpappy was there and he told me of an old tradition that ran in the family
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