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| TheOracle'sCookie Offer Upgrade  User ID: 76948143  United States03/17/2019 08:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  EDITED: 1-4-2019 POST-CONTEST SPECIAL CHALLENGE FOR THE CONTEST... (JUST FOR FUN--NO UPGRADES AFTER ST. PATRICK'S DAY MIDNIGHT)   CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WIN RED JOHN (she's done it again!)!!! PLUS WINNERS FOR GREEN KARMA AMONG GLP "ALREADY UPGRADED MEMBERS" ARE: JackColtutt: After losing the office dress-up contest for the third year in a row, Mr Puggums heads to O'Malley's Pub to drown his sorrows HarryBarbarian Coastie Patriot: Forgive fadder for I have sinned, I drank from from the toilet 3 times, I ate my masters steak on Friday, I bit the mailman, and diddled a kitty. Gelatinous Mass "Smell THAT? It's A-1 Sause!" JwlnPlus4: In the name of Jesus I rebuke the urge to go bar hopping on St. Patrick's Day Amen. Pepperoni: “What we have here, is a failure to communicate” ALL ABOVE HAVE HAD GREEN KARMA APPLIED 3-18-2019 3:20 a.m. DRUM ROLL:......THIS IS A CUT AND PASTE FROM PAGE 6 "RED jOHN TAKES THE win!!!  Dude, I know it's not fair she just walked away she doesn't know what she's giving up :Prayingforyou2: ______________________________________  they do this costume to me every year at least they have the decency to buy me a beer How sweet...Now that just touches a nerve!  touches all of the nerves   Great job everyone! Thanks for making my St. Patrick's Day the BEST EVER!...I LAUGHED UNTIL MY SIDES HURT! SEE YOU ALL FOR THE EASTER CAPTION CONTEST!! -----------------CONTEST INTRODUCTION AND RULES------- [link to youtu.be (secure)]  I've hosted a couple St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest in other years and had great fun with them. Maybe give us a laugh or two with all the bad news of late. Here are a couple threads of past contests for you to see how they go: Thread: St. Patrick's Day "Caption this Picture Contest" to win 2 1-month Free Trial Memberships! AND Thread: A St.Patrick's Day Contest! Caption this Gif of Jack Nicholson Discussing "Something" w/his Bartender! Win GLP Up-grade! ------------- 3-2019's ST. PATRICK'S DAY CONTEST OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT...OR UNTIL WE DECIDE TO CLOSE IT! These TWO IMAGES FOR 2019 St. Patrick's Day will be our selections to CAPTION. CAPTION NUMBER 1 FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY We captioned Mr. Puggums in 2018 and it's still a cute one for this year's contest. SECOND choice is the one below: CAPTION NUMBER 2 FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY (code for image is [colon]BLESSEDSpaniel[colon] to post the picture with your caption.) AN EXAMPLE: "...I'm ALL IN for St. Patrick's Day beers but I don't have THUMBS. Anyone help me out here?" I WILL AWARD any blue named A.C...or any former GLP Member who has had their membership lapse. I AM SORRY I CANNOT UPGRADE NON-REGISTERED A.C.s (but feel free to enter just for fun.) I am using KARMA POINTS for the upgrade so I can only manage ONE UPGRADE THIS YEAR. Hopefully, the payment glitch will be solved soon for the EASTER caption contest! ALREADY UPGRADED MEMBERS WILL RECEIVE GREEN KARMA FOR THE BEST ENTRIES! HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM THE PATTERSON CLAN!  O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 03/18/2019 03:22 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States03/17/2019 08:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 03/17/2019 08:29 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States03/17/2019 08:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cute! Even Pugs have a Pope! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| Coastie Patriot User ID: 73191545 United States03/17/2019 09:10 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forgive fadder for I have sinned, I drank from from the toilet 3 times, I ate my masters steak on Friday, I bit the mailman, and diddled a kitty. Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States03/17/2019 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "I hate to break it to you, but yes, yes, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59886698 :lol1: "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States03/17/2019 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol! Definitely worth a karma or two! :lol1: O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| Coastie Patriot User ID: 73191545 United States03/17/2019 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heavenly Father we pray that you cure this creature of yours of coppraphagia. Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
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| Coastie Patriot User ID: 73191545 United States03/17/2019 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heavenly Father we pray that this child of yours owner realizes being gender neutral or trans goes against your laws and fails to take him to the vet for reassignment surgery. Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
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| Coastie Patriot User ID: 73191545 United States03/17/2019 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forgive fadder for I have sinned, I drank from from the toilet 3 times, I ate my masters steak on Friday, I bit the mailman, and diddled a kitty. Quoting: Coastie Patriot Love it!...Boy....this year's caption winner is going to be REALLY tough to decide--these are already great winners! O'sCookie Thanks oracle Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
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