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Light of the World. -- Be the Light.

 
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Thread: Satan and his legion of demons know they are losing that means they become more dangerous!
Sunday, May 31, 2020
Subtracted 42 months
3 years, 6 months

Result: Wednesday, November 30, 2016


Revelation 13:5

And the beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months.


MAY 31st Pentecost!

Acts 2:1-13
The Holy Spirit Comes at Pentecost
When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one place.

Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting.

They saw what seemed to be tongues of fire that separated and came to rest on each of them.

All of them were filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in other tongues as the Spirit enabled them.

 Quoting: christian


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Matthew 8:29 "What do you want with us, Son of God?" they shouted. "Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?"


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The ONLY thing that allows me to have ANY peace whatsoever, is knowing that these demons (and their human shitsacks) are going to be turned to ASH, after a period of PAYBACK for the MISERY that they've inflicted.
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THIS IS WHERE I THINK WE ARE AT WITH THE CHURCH OPENING AGAIN AT IT'S BIRTH PENTECOST SUNDAY..MAY 31ST....

REVELATION 11:11
And after three days and an half the spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.


And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither.

And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

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OP is correct, the cornered rat is the most dangerous.

On the other hand, there are many who feel that Christianity is deeply compromised by and complicit with Satan.

The demonic has twisted the truth and lies up so much that only your internal connection to the divine can be trusted.

This is what organised (compromised?) religion fears, individuals bypassing the connection to God and going direct. No middle man.

It is going to take humanity connecting with the divine to chase the devil out of Earth.

It needs a majority of humanity, including those who are truly good from every religion.

Don't blindly trust anyone. Use your internal connection which can detect good from evil no matter what confusion abounds.

The Creator is pure love and light. Light will banish darkness. This light exists within you, not in the world.

As Buddha said, 'No one can save you, no one should and no one could.'

The light of divine creation is within you, 'God helps those who help themselves.'

Think about that. God acts from within you, if you let him/her.

We have to be the light, not wait for some external force to save us.

Save yourself to bring the assistance of the divine.

All welcome.
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lightrelease
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Its a wonder how churches was the center for charity and government is more so now.
Found this interesting


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Why the government can shut down church gatherings during pandemic

The issue is playing out in several states. In Kansas, Democratic Governor Laura Kelly has barred religious gatherings with more than 10 people. That action prompted the Republican controlled state legislature to then vote to rescind the order as an attack on free exercise of religion. Kelly asked her staff to explore all her legal options. Under the Constitution, she is on strong grounds to issue such an order. While untested, the free exercise clause is not a license for religious spreaders in a pandemic.

This may be the most compelling use of the belief that the Constitution "is not a suicide pact." I have been critical of that often repeated reference by those who want to ignore fundamental rights. It was originally attributed to Abraham Lincoln after he had violated the Constitution by unilaterally suspending habeas corpus. It is more often attributed to Supreme Court Justice Robert Jackson, without noting that he used the line in one of his most reprehensible opinions, a dissent to the Supreme Court extending protections to a priest arrested for his controversial speech.

These churches would convert the free exercise clause into a suicide pact of sorts. The interpretation not only puts the faithful at risk of infection but also their communities. No constitutional rights are truly absolute. Rights such as free exercise of religion and free speech can be overcome with a sufficiently compelling purpose of state and the least restrictive means of achieving that purpose. There is nothing more compelling than battling a pandemic, and limiting gathering size is the only effective deterrent to the coronavirus spreading until a vaccine can be made available.
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Alice being America is similar to history being written by America’s bias.
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Nice catch
I see where Australia is fitting
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Thread: CRITICAL: Mike Pompeo attacks China and says 'we stand with Australia'
The US secretary of state criticises China's handling of the coronavirus outbreak, while backing Australia's push for an investigation into the origins of Covid-19. In a media address, Mike Pompeo attacks the Chinese Communist party, declaring it 'ideologically and politically hostile to free

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The US secretary of state criticises China's handling of the coronavirus outbreak, while backing Australia's push for an investigation into the origins of Covid-19. In a media address, Mike Pompeo attacks the Chinese Communist party, declaring it 'ideologically and politically hostile to free nations'. His comments come after China slapped 80% tariffs on Australian barley exports and continue similar rhetoric from the Trump administration that is increasingly critical of Beijing
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Nice lol
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Lol maybe this will bring herd immunity to communities at least. Churchianity here to save the day.
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In comes..You did it to yourself.

Once they spread the virus..and contact tracers find it leads back to the churches..the infected will find no sympathy,..for flouting common sense..and if they live..will have to live with the guilt of passing the virus to someone else, that didn't.

It's all perfectly baked into shit cake.


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They shouldn't find sympathy, they won't and not even from God. God gave us all a mind and common sense to utilize. This is as stupid as the pastor who handled the snake one too many times, was bitten, and died from the venom. They are operating in the spirit of pride. God will not be made to move.

Luke 4:11And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 12And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
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The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets.
Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
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this is sooo cute. yassss.
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I heard that on the radio. Immediately thought of luxe lol
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Lol maybe this will bring herd immunity to communities at least. Churchianity here to save the day.
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In comes..You did it to yourself.

Once they spread the virus..and contact tracers find it leads back to the churches..the infected will find no sympathy,..for flouting common sense..and if they live..will have to live with the guilt of passing the virus to someone else, that didn't.

It's all perfectly baked into shit cake.


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 Quoting: Seer777


They shouldn't find sympathy, they won't and not even from God. God gave us all a mind and common sense to utilize. This is as stupid as the pastor who handled the snake one too many times, was bitten, and died from the venom. They are operating in the spirit of pride. God will not be made to move.

Luke 4:11And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 12And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
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Seems like a hurt for money from lack of patrons.
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Church back in the day:

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The Church regulated and defined an individual’s life, literally, from birth to death and was thought to continue its hold over the person’s soul in the afterlife. The Church was the manifestation of God’s will and presence on earth, and its dictates were not to be questioned, even when it was apparent that many of the clergy were working far more steadily toward their own interests than those of their god.

A dramatic blow to the power of the Church came in the form of the Black Death pandemic of 1347-1352 CE during which people began to doubt the power of the clergy who could do nothing to stop people from dying or the plague from spreading. Even so, the Church repeatedly crushed dissent, silenced reformers, and massacred heretical sects until the Protestant Reformation (1517-1648 CE) which broke the Church’s power and allowed for greater freedom of thought and religious expression.

The lives of the people of the Middle Ages revolved around the Church. People, especially women, were known to attend church three to five times daily for prayer and at least once a week for services, confession, and acts of contrition for repentance. The Church paid no taxes and was supported by the people of a town or city. Citizens were responsible for supporting the parish priest and Church overall through a tithe of ten percent of their income. Tithes paid for baptism ceremonies, confirmations, and funerals as well as saint’s day festivals and holy day festivals such as Easter celebrations.




Ordeals, like executions, were a form of public entertainment and, as with festivals, marriages, and other events in community life, were paid for by the people’s tithe to the Church. The lower class, as usual, bore the brunt of the Church’s expenses but the nobility was also required to donate large sums to the Church to ensure a place for themselves in heaven or to lessen their time in purgatory.

The Church’s teachings on purgatory – an afterlife realm between heaven and hell where souls remained trapped until they had paid for their sins – generated enormous wealth for various clergy who sold writs known as indulgences, promising a shorter stay in purgatory for a price. Relics were another source of income, and it was common for unscrupulous clerics to sell fake splinters of Christ’s cross, a saint’s finger or toe, a vial of water from the Holy Land, or any number of objects, which would allegedly bring luck or ward off misfortune.
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Nice catch
I see where Australia is fitting
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Thread: CRITICAL: Mike Pompeo attacks China and says 'we stand with Australia'
The US secretary of state criticises China's handling of the coronavirus outbreak, while backing Australia's push for an investigation into the origins of Covid-19. In a media address, Mike Pompeo attacks the Chinese Communist party, declaring it 'ideologically and politically hostile to free

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The US secretary of state criticises China's handling of the coronavirus outbreak, while backing Australia's push for an investigation into the origins of Covid-19. In a media address, Mike Pompeo attacks the Chinese Communist party, declaring it 'ideologically and politically hostile to free nations'. His comments come after China slapped 80% tariffs on Australian barley exports and continue similar rhetoric from the Trump administration that is increasingly critical of Beijing
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Nice lol
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The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets.
Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
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In comes..You did it to yourself.

Once they spread the virus..and contact tracers find it leads back to the churches..the infected will find no sympathy,..for flouting common sense..and if they live..will have to live with the guilt of passing the virus to someone else, that didn't.

It's all perfectly baked into shit cake.


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They shouldn't find sympathy, they won't and not even from God. God gave us all a mind and common sense to utilize. This is as stupid as the pastor who handled the snake one too many times, was bitten, and died from the venom. They are operating in the spirit of pride. God will not be made to move.

Luke 4:11And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 12And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
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Seems like a hurt for money from lack of patrons.
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That's exactly what I was thinkinggg
The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets.
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Heard about this today
Toxic shock

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Dr. Jahangir started by answering questions about a "mystery illness" linked to COVID-19 that's affecting children. Pediatric multi-system inflamatory syndrome. New York officials first reported the case, and now more states began reported cases this week. Three children in New York have already died from it and there are now more than 150 children nationwide affected by the illness, including two in Kentucky.

High fever, rash and in extreme cases, toxic shock are some of the symptoms. Aspirin, antibodies and steroids can all help treat it.
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Giant tectonic plate under Indian Ocean is breaking in two

In a short time (geologically speaking) this plate will split in two, a new study finds.

To humans, however, this breakup will take an eternity. The plate, known as the India-Australia-Capricorn tectonic plate, is splitting at a snail's pace — about 0.06 inches (1.7 millimeters) a year. Put another way, in 1 million years, the plate's two pieces will be about 1 mile (1.7 kilometers) farther apart than they are now.

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Meant to post this here for Australia
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Lol maybe this will bring herd immunity to communities at least. Churchianity here to save the day.
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In comes..You did it to yourself.

Once they spread the virus..and contact tracers find it leads back to the churches..the infected will find no sympathy,..for flouting common sense..and if they live..will have to live with the guilt of passing the virus to someone else, that didn't.

It's all perfectly baked into shit cake.


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: Seer777


They shouldn't find sympathy, they won't and not even from God. God gave us all a mind and common sense to utilize. This is as stupid as the pastor who handled the snake one too many times, was bitten, and died from the venom. They are operating in the spirit of pride. God will not be made to move.

Luke 4:11And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 12And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
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magic gets you though times without money money never gets you through times without magic

someone said a long time ago
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eye of needle thing
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rewrite what the magician said centuries after he is dead
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rewrite what the magician said centuries after he is dead
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'Blank' Dead Sea Scrolls actually do contain text

New research has determined that scroll fragments thought to be blank do in fact contain very faint text. Considered to be some of the most important ancient texts ever discovered, the Dead Sea Scrolls are comprised of several hundred documents dating back more than 2,000 years. They were found inside eleven caves in the eastern Judaean Desert between 1946 and 1956. Today, the fragments - which number in excess of 100,000 - can be found in collections and museums around the world including the University of Manchester's John Rylands Library which is home to four particularly notable scroll fragments that, until recently, were thought to be completely blank.
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Fossil of world's largest kangaroo discovered

Scientists in Australia have unearthed a gargantuan kangaroo and a giant lizard the size of a car. A kangaroo weighing 274kg and standing 2.5 meters tall - was the largest kangaroo of all time. A lizard measuring 6 meters in length - would have been the size of a small car. "While the rest of the world had giant carnivores like sabre-toothed cats, bears, and hyenas, Australia's predators were mostly giant reptiles, including an extinct freshwater croc around seven meters long, a relation to the modern saltwater crocodile, and a land-dwelling crocodile," said palaeontologist Scott Hocknull from Queensland Museum.
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I guess now we know where the dinosaurs went. lol
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yes we now that indigenous used kangaroo like cattle and burned their landscape into squares of unburnt landscape shapes which kept the kangaroo grazing in the burnt bits
the indinous where doing that in the last few thousand years of mega fauna era and giant kangaroo were their livestock
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'Blank' Dead Sea Scrolls actually do contain text

New research has determined that scroll fragments thought to be blank do in fact contain very faint text. Considered to be some of the most important ancient texts ever discovered, the Dead Sea Scrolls are comprised of several hundred documents dating back more than 2,000 years. They were found inside eleven caves in the eastern Judaean Desert between 1946 and 1956. Today, the fragments - which number in excess of 100,000 - can be found in collections and museums around the world including the University of Manchester's John Rylands Library which is home to four particularly notable scroll fragments that, until recently, were thought to be completely blank.
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do you think the authorities in that era placed those writings on the fake news list
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did fake news exist 2000 years ago
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did fake news exist 2000 years ago
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Hey give me some greenyoda
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Silencing yourself and living in the dark just means you've left yourself exposed to the type of people who wander the dark looking for victims who won't scream. TlvmmCpoft!

Until you go out on a limb, you do not know if the branch will hold.

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Afar...and noted...
Silencing yourself and living in the dark just means you've left yourself exposed to the type of people who wander the dark looking for victims who won't scream. TlvmmCpoft!

Until you go out on a limb, you do not know if the branch will hold.

The truth is not told, it is learned...
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For shame, you have sullied your thread.
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hahaha I'm sorryyyy

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Aw I love you too!
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Also if in a foxhole with a gasoline stove and mortars are flying, change position. Could save your life. Lol
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“Get out of his buttocks Satan “
Now that’s Virginia’s third eye rofl
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Trump tees up controversy as he heads for golf course in a pandemic
President at golf club in Virginia on Saturday as US coronavirus death toll approaches 100,000


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Archeological Evidence Reveals Bible to be Fan Fiction Written by a Few Hebrew Guys

Archeological artifacts that prove the Bible to be a piece of fan fiction have Christians everywhere shouting “fake news” and atheists reveling in “I told you so.”

The Biblical Archeology Review reports that a team of archeologists found clay vases containing scrolls in Qantir, Egypt. At first glance, the scrolls appeared to be nonsensical, fictional stories. But after poring over them, the archeologists concurred that these were original drafts of the Bible with editing marks by multiple authors.

The Old Testament story of Abraham and his son Issac — in which God commanded Abraham to offer Isaac as sacrifice — has been revered to be the most noble demonstration of loyalty to God. But the papyrus scrolls tell a different, more cynical story.

“Okay, what if Abraham and Isaac were just going about their normal day and then in enters God and he’s like ‘hey, Abraham, if you really loved me, you would murder your son for me. Go. Do it.’ But when Abraham is about to kill him, God sends down one of his angels and he’s like ‘whoa dude, you were actually about to kill your son? God was joking! Wow, he really had you going there. Anyway, carry on.’”

The authors of the holy fan fiction also proved to have some creative differences. On the scroll with the story of a whale swallowing Jonah, resulting in him becoming a temporary tenant inside the whale’s stomach, one of the writers commented, “Are we all on board for this plot point? I don’t know, even for fan fiction, it seems pretty far fetched…”

In Jerusalem, the archeologists uncovered more chapters of the fan fiction in the form of broken pieces of pottery called ostraca. It was here that they discovered that Mary Magdalene was incorporated into the New Testament to “add some sexual interest.”


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