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Nancy Pelosi Escorted Out of White House After Showing Up ‘Too Drunk to Speak’

 
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Nancy Pelosi Escorted Out of White House After Showing Up ‘Too Drunk to Speak’
"Sources inside the White House in a situation to neither affirm nor deny most reports have affirmed the most recent about Nancy Pelosi’s tipsy journey only minutes prior. Lawrence Darrel and his sibling, Darryl, both senior associates to Lead Speech Writer Sandy Batt, state they saw Pelosi escorted out by Secret Service subsequent to showing up “so flushed she could barely speak.” Darryl told our correspondent in the field:

“Nancy came in and attempted to state a few things yet simply continued making that face. What’s more, there resembled… this clicking clamor. At that point she tumbled down and it looked like possibly she peed a bit.

Mystery security was everywhere on her correct snappy and them folks hurled her like an unfortunate propensity.”

Pelosi was left remaining on the South Lawn, where she figured moving toward Marine One would be a smart thought. The chopper’s pilot needed to stop her with physical restrictions — a zip tie — and escort her past the property line. The White House has renounced her qualifications and requested that her office please make an arrangement later on.

Pelosi has a long history of plastered trips concealed by the liberal press, who like to send their “reality checkers” to check whether a story is valid.

They call her office, her office denies everything and the before you know it, some poor shlep on Facebook pitching trash to potatoes can’t contact his group of onlookers."

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This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darrel.
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It's about time somebody made some fake news about her...

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AI storytelling fail.

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Onion-like satire, but boulders of truth in there. How I wish this were true and she could be escorted out permanently.
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1 STAR BS

But a very funny 1 star!
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Re: Nancy Pelosi Escorted Out of White House After Showing Up ‘Too Drunk to Speak’
IF YOU PUT A BALL POINT PEN BETWEEN THE TOES OF A CHIMPANZEE AND THEN LIT IT ON FIRE IT COULS STILL PRODUCE A MORE COHERENT NARRATIVE IN THE SCRIBBLINGS IT LEFT ON THE FLOOR OF ITS CAGE THAN THAT RATS NEST OF SENTENCES ABOVE.
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It didn't translate from Russian very well.
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:cruiser:

It's a iut time somebody make some fake news a out her...
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Lawrence Darrel and Darryl Darrel?

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This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darrel.
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Jeez... I remember that from many many moons ago. Sooo funny, I still use variations of it when the opportunity arises.
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:cruiser:

It's about time somebody make some fake news a out her...
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Honestly, we do need more MSM type stories like this. Maybe if that happened, the MSM would be too busy reporting on Fake News, than actually reporting the Fake news. LOL
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I sometimes wonder if she hears "Liter" when someone says "Leader"
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best resource for this 'news' is called ecomputerzone?

not sketchy
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I sometimes wonder if she hears "Liter" when someone says "Leader"
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Laughing.

The story is as accurate, if not more than most of what we hear from the Mainstream media.
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1 STAR BS

But a very funny 1 star!
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5 star because of how evil and mental the bach is and how much i wish it was true!

1 sweet potato - those fkng evil drunks are almost always messed up with encephalitis they give thier self gulping paint thinner. Who needs a disease when you've got swollen bleeding mush brain from that jet fuel that helps you forget quantonamo? Bach. Hope she falls in copter blades trying to escape!
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It's about time somebody make some fake news about her...
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IF YOU PUT A BALL POINT PEN BETWEEN THE TOES OF A CHIMPANZEE AND THEN LIT IT ON FIRE IT COULS STILL PRODUCE A MORE COHERENT NARRATIVE IN THE SCRIBBLINGS IT LEFT ON THE FLOOR OF ITS CAGE THAN THAT RATS NEST OF SENTENCES ABOVE.
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Or a democrats brain!
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She's always drunk.

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more "sources" needed.

'I'm assuming this is pinned just for parody and hilarity, not factual anything.
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IF YOU PUT A BALL POINT PEN BETWEEN THE TOES OF A CHIMPANZEE AND THEN LIT IT ON FIRE IT COULS STILL PRODUCE A MORE COHERENT NARRATIVE IN THE SCRIBBLINGS IT LEFT ON THE FLOOR OF ITS CAGE THAN THAT RATS NEST OF SENTENCES ABOVE.
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Sooooo whenever I see all caps now I automatically DON’T READ IT!! THANKS FOR SAVING ME THE TIME.
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Holy shit! Did the person who produced this story share the keg with her?
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It's probably not too far from the truth.lmao
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Hilarious!!

On a serious note though --- the woman does have a lot of brain freezes, and babbles incoherently. She clearly has health issues, and needs to retire.
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Funny shit right there!

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Now if only she had run to the helicopter and introduced herself to the tail rotor.
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Face it, Nancy are Donald are both to old for their jobs.
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This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darrel.
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My first thought, as well!
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