Nancy Pelosi Escorted Out of White House After Showing Up ‘Too Drunk to Speak’

"Sources inside the White House in a situation to neither affirm nor deny most reports have affirmed the most recent about Nancy Pelosi’s tipsy journey only minutes prior. Lawrence Darrel and his sibling, Darryl, both senior associates to Lead Speech Writer Sandy Batt, state they saw Pelosi escorted out by Secret Service subsequent to showing up “so flushed she could barely speak.” Darryl told our correspondent in the field:

“Nancy came in and attempted to state a few things yet simply continued making that face. What’s more, there resembled… this clicking clamor. At that point she tumbled down and it looked like possibly she peed a bit.

Mystery security was everywhere on her correct snappy and them folks hurled her like an unfortunate propensity.”

Pelosi was left remaining on the South Lawn, where she figured moving toward Marine One would be a smart thought. The chopper’s pilot needed to stop her with physical restrictions — a zip tie — and escort her past the property line. The White House has renounced her qualifications and requested that her office please make an arrangement later on.

Pelosi has a long history of plastered trips concealed by the liberal press, who like to send their “reality checkers” to check whether a story is valid.

They call her office, her office denies everything and the before you know it, some poor shlep on Facebook pitching trash to potatoes can’t contact his group of onlookers."

[link to ecomputerzone.com]