Accidents never happen..

You're going to pay for this ignorance..

I'll skin you cucktarts and fuck your bitches up something fierce if all you can do is push the ban button and fuck me off.

I'm going to look for a ladder and some rope and make macrame or some fucking shit before you all end up dead robots.

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Did you really have to erase my drivel? I didn't break any rules besides making you feel bad because I'm right.

Shit happens, so fucking stop, because this retard train was old by about the time I hit 10,and that was a damn long time ago.



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Squirrels are really nice ya know..

I'm going to show you all what planned accidents are all about....

Don't make me do it..

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You need to start bumping that one smoke break thread so I keep my nicotine levels up and the mormonieghbors fucked off.

Because fuck them.

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Someone just earned another learning experience.





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Are you queerbaits trying to give me a parade or what? If you are actually trying to scare me during operation grand theft Dr Pepper, you probably should use cops that at least have guns. Then again you sent the BLM tupper-SWAT mall cops on me at the glass house and I wasn't scared at all and I had to make everyone get flat tires for being incompetent jackasses. So this volunteer cops and flight school helicopter gig needs to get improved. They literally did an air strike or two on the Arizona desert when I was there trying to frighten me, and it didn't work so you should switch the rent-a-copter to apaches with missiles and guns. And give your cops bazookas or something fun to play with. I am bored and starving and this is utterly retarded, I feel like I have a presidential escort. And I do not want to be your president or anyone else's president.

Also, what the hell did you do with my remodeling plans for my house? I want the gravel back in the medians in the parking lot, not the damn flowers changed, I like tulips dammit!

Don't make me take a dozer up to your big Mason lodge, because I will..


And you can Mandela the name of it all you want, I'm plenty holy to meet the actual requirements and not your made up ones. Kudos for trying, it is kind of amusing along with my escort service and their fake car crash jobs, and the demon hookers are a nice touch too.

Sorry I had to leave the internet off for this long, but I had to do laundry and finish a marriage ceremony. The cell phone outage continues until you get your statistics figured out. I now have a Dr Pepper and I drank another Honest Kids juice box, I don't know if you will have any secrets for much longer. And do know I can get to an audience beyond my tupper-redirect that you homos gave me. I just would rather you unfuck yourselves so I don't have to rapture Amazon or something bad.








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Don't make me post this the third time, you don't want that.

Goodnight for now children.



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I'm sure we will be back to box cutters by the time naptime is over.

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You have picked a fight with the wrong 'wizard'.

We just had ride number three in the inCERNerator.


Bye bye

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