She's not jealous. She thinks you get in your cups and become a proper bitch. She doesn't want to deal with it when you do.

I think sometimes your extremely Irish arse is misunderstood by those who don't speak your language.

But let's be honest. You have split foots own temperament for no apparent reason sometimes too.

The fact you thought it was about jealousy just aggravated her more. She just thinks your being a bit of cunt and doesn't know why or what your problem is.

I of course accept and understand you better. And don't mind your rattlesnake bites.

You should save your wrath for me.