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Squirrel Terrorizing Residents in FL

 
Starbird

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sqrrldth
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Send in the troops!
LOL
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Mizz Fantacy
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The squirrel is nuts
 Quoting: Deplorable Paw of Oak


ohyeah
 Quoting: Off Switch


itis Spring. She is a first-time mother, nervous and exited over her first-time babies, thus over-acting and showing off, coupled with great fear, and new, unfamiliar emotions and instincts, for her babies and herself. There is no one to explain all this to her, so she is in a state of extreme
love, joy, fear and explosions of all her tiny emotions all at the same time. She is in a state of total, blind hysteria. Mother nature will take gentle, calming care of her and her precious babies.- and all will calm down to love and happiness for all. Cheers to mamma and the babies. Try to help her protect her nest from crows, cats etc, but this will fill her with greater fear, so watch for crows invading the nest from the sky and cats invading from the ground, as you watch for babies being dropped to the ground . . . especially by the crows. CAREFULLY shoot the crows, because they eat song birds, and feed the baby, song birds to their ugly, corn-field-destroying crow babies.
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Likely abused and abandoned so hence the aggression.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77410319


Yep.
Trying to figure out where mom and pop left to.

I saved a baby squirrel, its been over 2 years now and its the most needy pet ever.

No days off but I love my little booger. I could never dream of releasing her at this point.

Not a pet for the flaky thats for sure.
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 Quoting: SyncAsFunk


This ^^^

Beat me to it!

cruise
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03/22/2019 03:36 PM
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10 year old kid

Benjamin pellet rifle

All squirrels in a three block area DEAD

PROBLEM SOLVED !

Your welcome.

MAGA ...one squirrel at a time.

Future SWAT/Marine Corps sniper on his way to being well trained.

So would say “White Feather” if he were still with us. RIP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76719844


Why killing Them?
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03/22/2019 03:46 PM
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Rabies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77491046


Squirrels also carry a virus that can cause lots of problems. Don't make pets out of them. Better for you and better for them.
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03/22/2019 03:53 PM
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That's what happens when you treat them like dirt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52722058


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who loveth best,
All things both great and small;
For the dear God who loveth us,
He made and loveth all."


We have a Norwegian Forest cat with about
five pound of fur. They have 2 coats of fur.
It got so many knots in it, we had it
shaved almost bald.
It took months for that cat to forgive us.

All animals have feelings and all the same
emotions that we have. Believe it or not.

Anonymous Coward
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03/22/2019 04:18 PM
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It would be cool if they could give that fucker a beeny chain saw. Like Psycho squirrel.
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03/22/2019 04:19 PM
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For what it's worth, I just hand fed a squirrel today.
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03/22/2019 04:26 PM
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fatten it up on nuts and make some stew ...
it ewill be good practice for when the SHTF as we will all be eating critters ... well those of us called survivors anyway.
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
 Quoting: Fret Wiz


Pay back time

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77489738


She wanted a moochele wookie barbie.
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sqrrldth
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Send in the troops!
LOL
 Quoting: Starbird


lmao

Perfect meme
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They can't just shoot it? They would do it to a dog, they can't do it to a rodent pest?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77418162


Send my dog in and that little bugger is dead in 5 seconds!! He's grabbed them off of the trees at 5 feet when they thought they were safe!! Once one got stuck in the dryer vent and he knew it was in there and I gave it the day to hopefully climb out but nope.

So, we both went in and closed the door I turn the dryer on to stir it up ((stirred the dog up too)) snaked the vent tube off he jumped out and saw me and turned the other way into my dogs jaws and crunch crunch it was over.

To this day my dog believes there's squirrels in the dryer and checks every time there's laundry being done!!

I imagine the little girl who shaved the buggers tail did some other bad things too!! This squirrel is pissed at people and seeking revenge!
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03/22/2019 04:57 PM
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Cage the man before he starts foaming at the mouth.
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03/22/2019 05:35 PM
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My squirrel (indoor/outdoor and she rules the house) is sweet most of the time, but she can be mean. I never realized how vicious they can be until I had one! Lol
 Quoting: Nobody You Know



More handling time might be needed.
Spend some time rubbing its chin, mine is a beast if she dont get enough attention.
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
 Quoting: Fret Wiz


Yeah, the one cute little squirrel that attacks people, was raised by... people. Go figure.

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77450380


It was probably raised by liberals.....
 Quoting: Off Switch


epiclol
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03/22/2019 05:58 PM

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A few summers ago, I was stalked by a bunch of them at High Park. Everywhere I went, they followed. I think they sensed my fear because they were not stalking the people I was with. They were the size of bear cubs. :/
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