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Squirrel Terrorizing Residents in FL

 
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Squirrel Terrorizing Residents in FL
SARASOTA (CBSMiami) – Residents in eastern Sarasota are on guard this week.

An aggressive squirrel has continuously terrorized a neighborhood, causing residents to act in an extreme abundance of caution.

The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.

Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.

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The squirrel is nuts
Everything has got to be a THING today
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The squirrel is nuts
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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wtf

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Likely abused and abandoned so hence the aggression.
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One pissed off squirrel with a grudge can do a lot of damage .....
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That's what happens when you treat them like dirt.
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squirrel I did'nt do nuffin! chuckle
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Rodent lives don't matter
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Sneaky little bastard!
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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Yeah, the one cute little squirrel that attacks people, was raised by... people. Go figure.

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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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Yeah, the one cute little squirrel that attacks people, was raised by... people. Go figure.

chuckle
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It was probably raised by liberals.....
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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Pay back time

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rick n morty f'e dup again
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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Yeah, the one cute little squirrel that attacks people, was raised by... people. Go figure.

chuckle
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Yes...I raised an orphaned squirrel...Altho, he would never hurt me, he sure had it in for my next door neighbor. Always jumping on the old man's back.
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It guarding his Territory, don't get a dog, get a squirrel instead, they won't expect a him. Get more than one, have pack of them. You will never have to worry about intruders.

This is the second squirrel attacking someone, a burglar, a man reported the someone had broke into his home. The policeman ask the man what type animal he had. Puzzled he said a pet squirrel. The policeman said, I got the man already, he hollering about a squirrel attacking him and scratching him and biting him and not turning a louse, he was pretty bloody from what was said.

The man forgot to do something for the squirrel it was roaming around, better than a dog, surprise attack. Such cute little fellers, too.
Sorry I got a headache

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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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Well that probably explains why it went nuts.
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Don't fuck with a pissed off squirrel...
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They can't just shoot it? They would do it to a dog, they can't do it to a rodent pest?
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They can't just shoot it? They would do it to a dog, they can't do it to a rodent pest?
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Ever try to shoot a squirrel?
It was legal to hunt them with a 22 but unless they're standing still it's pretty hard to hit
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Good momma squirrel protecting her babies. Now if human moms would do the same, ie, against public school agendas, pedo boyfriends, etc. or it's rabid.
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They can't just shoot it? They would do it to a dog, they can't do it to a rodent pest?
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If someone ever tries to shoot the squirrel if fast, could attack some more.

Good guards, they do need to keep it somewhere not to attack the neighbors. If you watched to video you seen how fast the attack was.
Sorry I got a headache

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Thats one of those spy squirrels.
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Rabies
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The guy just needs to put out a peace offering.

A treat.

It’ll figure it out.
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Give the man about a month before he is foaming at the mouth and doing crazy stuff... like biting people.
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sqrrldth

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