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Squirrel Terrorizing Residents in FL

 
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give it nuts as peace offering

it will get to fat and slow to attack
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Sounds rabid to me.
Fear God and Dread Nought.
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Rodent lives don't matter
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:racist:
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My grandpappy loved him some squirrel gizzards. I thought it tasted good too.
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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"You want a piece of this?"

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SARASOTA (CBSMiami) – Residents in eastern Sarasota are on guard this week.

An aggressive squirrel has continuously terrorized a neighborhood, causing residents to act in an extreme abundance of caution.

The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.

Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.

[link to miami.cbslocal.com (secure)]


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was thinking "this has to be in south fla" while reading headline. No way a tree rat would terrorize anyone in the Riv(N Fl)
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He almost lost his man card doing that interview.
I lost my apathy.
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:sqrrldth:
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Wow them Squirrels are getting bigger by the day.
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My favorite part of this film...


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YES ^^^^^^
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Very short video of how to get rid of a squirrel who steals bird food. lol

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10 year old kid

Benjamin pellet rifle

All squirrels in a three block area DEAD

PROBLEM SOLVED !

Your welcome.

MAGA ...one squirrel at a time.

Future SWAT/Marine Corps sniper on his way to being well trained.

So would say “White Feather” if he were still with us. RIP
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My squirrel (indoor/outdoor and she rules the house) is sweet most of the time, but she can be mean. I never realized how vicious they can be until I had one! Lol
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"this squirrel doesn't have much hair on it's tail because the 6 year old trimmed it off & put it on her Barbie"

rofl
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Yeah, the one cute little squirrel that attacks people, was raised by... people. Go figure.

chuckle
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It was probably raised by liberals.....
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I'm going with this one ^^^
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rabies.
Nothing I post is a copyright infringement, do not ding my karma because you saw this elsewhere.
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Didn't go for the guys nuts? lucky
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They can't just shoot it? They would do it to a dog, they can't do it to a rodent pest?
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Ever try to shoot a squirrel?
It was legal to hunt them with a 22 but unless they're standing still it's pretty hard to hit
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nothing a small pile of peanuts won't cure.
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:sqrrldth:
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


The mama squirrel is gonna get them!
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He wants his damn hair back

lol
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those little fuckers took over my backyard. i let them have it. (big mistake )
now they are taking over my garage. little fucks are chewing through wires on my. leaving left over food on my engine.

they are going down this spring. i’m going to poison all of them.
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those little fuckers took over my backyard. i let them have it. (big mistake )
now they are taking over my garage. little fucks are chewing through wires on my. leaving left over food on my engine.

they are going down this spring. i’m going to poison all of them.
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i’m going to murder every last one of them.
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SARASOTA (CBSMiami) – Residents in eastern Sarasota are on guard this week.

An aggressive squirrel has continuously terrorized a neighborhood, causing residents to act in an extreme abundance of caution.

The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.

Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.

[link to miami.cbslocal.com (secure)]


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and some animals are rebelling in some cases the human causing problems..
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Guy needs to get a better quality security camera.

Oh and rabies the squirrel has it I bet.

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Last Edited by SyncAsFunk on 03/22/2019 02:49 PM
Some Will. Some won't. So.......
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Goode squirrel !!!!

When I was about 9-11 I used to do something called "SQUIRREL STOMPING," where I would leave a bit of food in a cup as bait and wait until the squirrel was eating and then STOMP on its head...I actually pulled it off ONCE and I felt REALLY bad because the squirrel didn't die :// This was about 2004-2005

In 2013 the squirrels and I settled on a treaty aptly named the Attic Treaty of 2013 where I will not mess with the squirrels and they will not mess with me, and we will also NOT attempt to learn each others languages.

After I Neurophoned the reverse script to CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY (one of my FAVORITE videogames of ALL TIME that I played when I was 7-8 years old) just this past December, I noticed that one squirrel here kinda leaks info to me but it's in a weird way. I try to ignore it but he comes and goes.







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SARASOTA (CBSMiami) – Residents in eastern Sarasota are on guard this week.

An aggressive squirrel has continuously terrorized a neighborhood, causing residents to act in an extreme abundance of caution.

The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.

Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.

[link to miami.cbslocal.com (secure)]


 Quoting: Off Switch


bump
Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP
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Send in the troops!
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