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Eau d’Amour | A Parisian Perfume for People Who Want to Smell Like Semen

 
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"Perhaps the most controversial of their fragrances is Secretions Magnifiques (or Magnificent Secretions) - a perfume designed to literally smell like sex: blood, sweat, semen and saliva. And the perfume doesn’t not smell like semen - certainly it was enough for one perfume vlogger to describe it as “horrifying”. Personally, I didn’t find it especially enjoyable, but I did find it intriguing: bodily, coppery and complex. This was Etat Libre d’Orange’s first perfume - a statement of intent if ever there was one."
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"A scent for the lonely"
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Chanel Cumber 5?
Quadruple vaxed and proud of it!
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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Those reviews are pretty sweet...Especially the 4th one I think it was.
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"LEAU BASEMENT DU MOM"
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They should make a cologne that smells like liquor, stripper, and shame....Kinda like you just left the titty-bar.
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This means my ex wife should never have to buy perfume again.

She always smells like semen and seamen.

She is thinking of marketing her own line.

Going to call it Eu de Gang Bang.

Projecting it will hit the shelves
by summer and exclusively sold at
Dollar General stores.
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This means my ex wife should never have to buy perfume again.

She always smells like semen and seamen.

She is thinking of marketing her own line.

Going to call it Eu de Gang Bang.

Projecting it will hit the shelves
by summer and exclusively sold at
Dollar General stores.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77086185


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Jussie Smollett used this!

Hence the "bleach" smell
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Eau de'scrote.
I never post as an AC.

I pray every day that my evil wife dies.

Please God if yuou exist and hear our prayers, send that evil demon back to the pit of hell it craweled from.

Please kill it. Please make it hurt.
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Since Paris now smells like Shit....why not.
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They should make a cologne that smells like liquor, stripper, and shame....Kinda like you just left the titty-bar.
 Quoting: Slippery Pete


Would need to spray out body glitter too.
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They should make a cologne that smells like liquor, stripper, and shame....Kinda like you just left the titty-bar.
 Quoting: Slippery Pete


Would need to spray out body glitter too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70842025


Haha! Damn right!
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Personally I enjoy the fragrance Eau de Elmer. ; )


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"Perhaps the most controversial of their fragrances is Secretions Magnifiques (or Magnificent Secretions) - a perfume designed to literally smell like sex: blood, sweat, semen and saliva. And the perfume doesn’t not smell like semen - certainly it was enough for one perfume vlogger to describe it as “horrifying”. Personally, I didn’t find it especially enjoyable, but I did find it intriguing: bodily, coppery and complex. This was Etat Libre d’Orange’s first perfume - a statement of intent if ever there was one."
 Quoting: Slippery Pete

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It’s all about the pheromones.

Whenever I leave my wife’s vagina juice all over my face and body, chicks throw themselves at me.

It’s not just a fluke. Been married for 15 years and I’ve made a point of experimenting with this phenomenon for well over 25. I first noticed in HS when I had pussy juice all over me. Since then I’ve made a point of rubbing whichever soaking wet vagina all over me.

If she’s riding my face I’ll push her down over my chin and onto my neck after she comes. Then onto my chest. All the way down onto my pole. I make sure to get basted in the juices. Then I don’t shower.

Women totally pick up on the pheromones. Maybe it’s a competitive thing. Not sure. But usually one or two girls will hit on me during any given day when when I’m covered in pussy juice it’s like 15.
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ode de cum dump
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They should make one that smells like vagina. Call it, "Vajinique" . As a straight male, I would love it if my girl put it on!!! tounge
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And now that I think about it, why stop there? For us couple hundred straight pussy licking males left, why not create soda, beer, potato chips, french fries, and foods, etc with that natural tangy vagina taste?! 😋
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Brand Story

As an alternative fragrance house, Etat Libre d'Orange is about creations that never compromise on the artist's vision, using the best raw materials possible while the cheeky concepts infuse a sense of licentious fun.


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So....color safe bleach?
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It’s all about the pheromones.

Whenever I leave my wife’s vagina juice all over my face and body, chicks throw themselves at me.

It’s not just a fluke. Been married for 15 years and I’ve made a point of experimenting with this phenomenon for well over 25. I first noticed in HS when I had pussy juice all over me. Since then I’ve made a point of rubbing whichever soaking wet vagina all over me.

If she’s riding my face I’ll push her down over my chin and onto my neck after she comes. Then onto my chest. All the way down onto my pole. I make sure to get basted in the juices. Then I don’t shower.

Women totally pick up on the pheromones. Maybe it’s a competitive thing. Not sure. But usually one or two girls will hit on me during any given day when when I’m covered in pussy juice it’s like 15.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75781610


I wish I didn’t read this.

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Please no
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So....color safe bleach?
 Quoting: glp-smilies


Right?

I wasn't gonna say it but my jizz has always smelled like bleach!

haha
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I think it smells like paint
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So....color safe bleach?
 Quoting: glp-smilies


Right?

I wasn't gonna say it but my jizz has always smelled like bleach!

haha
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Yep, the chlorine, bleach smell, thats normal. That means you have a good ph level.
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"Perhaps the most controversial of their fragrances is Secretions Magnifiques (or Magnificent Secretions) - a perfume designed to literally smell like sex: blood, sweat, semen and saliva. And the perfume doesn’t not smell like semen - certainly it was enough for one perfume vlogger to describe it as “horrifying”. Personally, I didn’t find it especially enjoyable, but I did find it intriguing: bodily, coppery and complex. This was Etat Libre d’Orange’s first perfume - a statement of intent if ever there was one."
 Quoting: Slippery Pete


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