My take is:

There won't be another recession any time soon. As fake as the markets are, "they" have full control of keeping the illusion going for the foreseeable future.

As long as the sheep continue to charge up their credit cards, banks willing to give ridiculous auto loans and mortgages - everything is under control. People will continue to spend money that they don't have to impress people that they don't like

Same with cryptos, they took over control of those as well, there won't be any more spikes in prices.