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Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?

 
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Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
I have laminate counter tops. And a laminate centre island top. Looks like wood. not wood. good condition and clean.

It wasn't always that way - way back in 2000 , in the USA, I had a giant kitchen with SLABS of thick granite.

Here in Eastern Europe, its ok to have laminate

Just wondering - in the USA , is it even possible to score with the babes if you don't have some kind of stone counter top?

I realize that in San Fran, to even score a date with a 5/10 it takes a 250k salary, 100k car, and series B

Is a laminate top a deal breaker?
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03/26/2019 04:32 AM
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Anything is a deal breaker for you
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I call them "gravestone counters"
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Anything is a deal breaker for you
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03/26/2019 05:20 AM
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I find granite tops too solid too bang their head against. So laminate for that.

But, if you poor a bit of oil on a granite surface the results are fantastic for frictionless back and forth.

Everything in life is a compromise. Ive been in many kitchens.
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I find granite tops too solid too bang their head against. So laminate for that.

But, if you poor a bit of oil on a granite surface the results are fantastic for frictionless back and forth.

Everything in life is a compromise. Ive been in many kitchens.
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good one :) cheers
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03/26/2019 05:52 AM
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I find granite tops too solid too bang their head against. So laminate for that.

But, if you poor a bit of oil on a granite surface the results are fantastic for frictionless back and forth.

Everything in life is a compromise. Ive been in many kitchens.
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good one :) cheers
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03/26/2019 06:17 AM

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There are different grades of granite.
Classic
Semi-Exotic
Exotic
Rare.

Classic in the US is boring now.
Deal breaker? What? Are you trying to buy a woman?
Is this like a dowrey?

Back in the day a relationship was based on cooperation.
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03/26/2019 07:00 AM
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Re: Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
I have laminate counter tops. And a laminate centre island top. Looks like wood. not wood. good condition and clean.

It wasn't always that way - way back in 2000 , in the USA, I had a giant kitchen with SLABS of thick granite.

Here in Eastern Europe, its ok to have laminate

Just wondering - in the USA , is it even possible to score with the babes if you don't have some kind of stone counter top?

I realize that in San Fran, to even score a date with a 5/10 it takes a 250k salary, 100k car, and series B

Is a laminate top a deal breaker?
 Quoting: no granite 77501254


Only in California. That's true. I know because I ran a countertop business.
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03/26/2019 01:03 PM
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There are different grades of granite.
Classic
Semi-Exotic
Exotic
Rare.

Classic in the US is boring now.
Deal breaker? What? Are you trying to buy a woman?
Is this like a dowrey?

Back in the day a relationship was based on cooperation.
 Quoting: MissCleo


thanks for all the great replies, I appreciate it

here in Estonia, most women are happy if you have any kitchen, and are less materialistic. laminate doesn't matter

no need to buy a woman

of interest though, for the modern day woman or women, if you think of it , her youth is her dowry, and once you use it all up , they are worthless. most in USA use it up in an obscene manner

laminates for the win , FTW , thanks all
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03/26/2019 01:07 PM
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Re: Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
Granite or die. Anything else is a sure sign you’re a cuck.
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03/26/2019 01:24 PM

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I prefer laminate - much more practical.
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03/26/2019 01:33 PM
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I prefer laminate - much more practical.
 Quoting: Johnny Be Good


I do too. Rocks for countertops break dishes if you put it down quickly. Laminate gives a bit, and it's a lot cheaper and easier to replace when/if necessary.

Kitchens are just a place to make stuff and eat. NBD.

Garages are where it's at!
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03/26/2019 01:45 PM
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I prefer laminate - much more practical.
 Quoting: Johnny Be Good


great comment by Anthony Michael Hall here
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03/26/2019 02:06 PM
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Re: Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
Granite is out with the gals. Now they want white 'carrera marble countertops' , but can be easily fooled by quartz, which looks identical but obviously cheaper.

Cabinet color has also changed from espresso a few years ago, now to white. Used to be white cabinets made you look like a cheapskate designer, but chicks want it all white now.

Back splash is also now white, subway tiles.

So, if you want to get laid as a single male, rip out those $10k granite countertops, and paint your espresso cabinets white, and don't forget the subway white tiles for the backs splash tile. You're also going to need a sunken white porcelain 'farm' sink, with copper faucets.

Good news for those stuck in the 70's who haven't upgraded their appliances is that avocado is now back in style, so keep your green oven and fridge!
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03/26/2019 02:10 PM
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Re: Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
I have laminate counter tops. And a laminate centre island top. Looks like wood. not wood. good condition and clean.

It wasn't always that way - way back in 2000 , in the USA, I had a giant kitchen with SLABS of thick granite.

Here in Eastern Europe, its ok to have laminate

Just wondering - in the USA , is it even possible to score with the babes if you don't have some kind of stone counter top?

I realize that in San Fran, to even score a date with a 5/10 it takes a 250k salary, 100k car, and series B

Is a laminate top a deal breaker?
 Quoting: no granite 77501254


If that is what she is worried about, you can ditch her now!!
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03/26/2019 02:12 PM
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Re: Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
Make your own with concrete.
Polished out some look better that granite.
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03/26/2019 02:26 PM
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Re: Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
Synthetic quartz, imho, is a better choice that granite.

Granite is stained by anything, even water. It’s brittle, and can be chipped from dropping pots or pans. Because it’s brittle, it’s often used in thicker pieces than quartz, which can lead to extra weight causing a decent cabinet install to shift and settle over time.

Quartz isn’t perfect either, but given the fact that you’ll spend as much or more money on granite, only to have a water bottle leave a ring that will never come out, I’ll pick quartz.

But shit, you can change out your countertop every year for ten years for the same cost if you get laminate......
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03/26/2019 02:34 PM
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Granite is porous. It's not sanitary and can't be used in a commercial kitchen.

All the bad little bugs wiggle their way into the stuff.
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03/26/2019 02:40 PM
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Granite is porous. It's not sanitary and can't be used in a commercial kitchen.

All the bad little bugs wiggle their way into the stuff.
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But you have to admit that it is fun to place a hot pyrex glass cookware on bare granite countertops! BOOM!


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03/26/2019 02:43 PM

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Hahaa, any girl who would break up with you over having laminate and not granite countertops is the kind who needs her ass kicked hard.

Laminate on, OP!
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03/26/2019 02:59 PM
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Hahaa, any girl who would break up with you over having laminate and not granite countertops is the kind who needs her ass kicked hard.

Laminate on, OP!
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


%

I got Granite
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Hahaa, any girl who would break up with you over having laminate and not granite countertops is the kind who needs her ass kicked hard.

Laminate on, OP!
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


%

I got Granite
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Hiii!! rose

Do you really? Wow!! Got pics?
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Hahaa, any girl who would break up with you over having laminate and not granite countertops is the kind who needs her ass kicked hard.

Laminate on, OP!
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


%

I got Granite
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77500785


Hiii!! rose

Do you really? Wow!! Got pics?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


not really some thing i take pictures off lol but yes

would i share on ? Neyet
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I prefer laminate - much more practical.
 Quoting: Johnny Be Good


same here.
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Re: Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?
There are different grades of granite.
Classic
Semi-Exotic
Exotic
Rare.

Classic in the US is boring now.
Deal breaker? What? Are you trying to buy a woman?
Is this like a dowrey?

Back in the day a relationship was based on cooperation.
 Quoting: MissCleo


thanks for all the great replies, I appreciate it

here in Estonia, most women are happy if you have any kitchen, and are less materialistic. laminate doesn't matter

no need to buy a woman

of interest though, for the modern day woman or women, if you think of it , her youth is her dowry, and once you use it all up , they are worthless. most in USA use it up in an obscene manner

laminates for the win , FTW , thanks all
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This thread really has nothing to do with kitchen counters.
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generally it's just your bank account.
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Hahaa, any girl who would break up with you over having laminate and not granite countertops is the kind who needs her ass kicked hard.

Laminate on, OP!
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


%

I got Granite
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77500785


Hiii!! rose

Do you really? Wow!! Got pics?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


not really some thing i take pictures off lol but yes

would i share on ? Neyet
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77500785


Well you must be well to do if you can afford granite. It does look beautiful.. I like it alot, but like I said, I wouldnt dump any man over not having it.

I hope you are doing well, my friend hf
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generally it's just your bank account.
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Yep. Lol
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If you have laminate, then never ever expect to get anal. They just won’t.
They want that granite before they hoist that chocolate starfish into mounting position.
In Canada, most of us just have plywood or 2x4 wood counters and we can barely get a sloppy hand job most times. Sad, really. The feeling of rough and dried out old woman dishwasher hands is awful. But when you got full balls you gotta take what you can get.
So do yourself a favour, get the granite.
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