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Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes?

 
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Every house is now built with stone counter tops it seems. Laminate is probably a lot easier to maintain, not sure if it’s a babe deal breaker or not
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White kitchens with granite tops are boring and so are the chicks that dig that!
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There are different grades of granite.
Classic
Semi-Exotic
Exotic
Rare.

Classic in the US is boring now.
Deal breaker? What? Are you trying to buy a woman?
Is this like a dowrey?

Back in the day a relationship was based on cooperation.
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Granite is out with the gals. Now they want white 'carrera marble countertops' , but can be easily fooled by quartz, which looks identical but obviously cheaper.

Cabinet color has also changed from espresso a few years ago, now to white. Used to be white cabinets made you look like a cheapskate designer, but chicks want it all white now.

Back splash is also now white, subway tiles.

So, if you want to get laid as a single male, rip out those $10k granite countertops, and paint your espresso cabinets white, and don't forget the subway white tiles for the backs splash tile. You're also going to need a sunken white porcelain 'farm' sink, with copper faucets.

Good news for those stuck in the 70's who haven't upgraded their appliances is that avocado is now back in style, so keep your green oven and fridge!
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White is awful. So are subway tiles.
I used mother of pearl backsplash, it's awesome.

Copper tarnishes too.

Those will all go out of style in 3 years and look tacky.
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There are different grades of granite.
Classic
Semi-Exotic
Exotic
Rare.

Classic in the US is boring now.
Deal breaker? What? Are you trying to buy a woman?
Is this like a dowrey?

Back in the day a relationship was based on cooperation.
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You’re a libra aren’t you my dear - yahahahahhahah
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good guess.
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Hardwood floors will never go out of style.
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Laminate countertops are for peasants, regardless of what country you are from.
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Laminate countertops are for peasants, regardless of what country you are from.
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Lol. Well theyre cheap for sure. They retain stains too, so for that part alone I dont like them.

For ease of cleaning I would go for granite, not for the purpose of looking cool. Who cares if you don't look cool. Fuck it. Lol

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Granite is so year 2000.

Quartz is where it’s at.
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I enjoy cooking.

Quartz is best for me. No laminate -- not tough enough.

No marble -- stains & etches too easy. Same for granite.

Quartz is impermeable, and does not react to acids.

Why are your countertops relevant in attracting what you define as "babes"?
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Laminate countertops are for peasants, regardless of what country you are from.
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Lol. Well theyre cheap for sure. They retain stains too, so for that part alone I dont like them.

For ease of cleaning I would go for granite, not for the purpose of looking cool. Who cares if you don't look cool. Fuck it. Lol
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Yes, granite adds value to the property.
And there are some really interesting patterns and prints, going to a dealer is like going to a museum with all the different choices. Most come from South America.
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Laminate countertops are for peasants, regardless of what country you are from.
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Lol. Well theyre cheap for sure. They retain stains too, so for that part alone I dont like them.

For ease of cleaning I would go for granite, not for the purpose of looking cool. Who cares if you don't look cool. Fuck it. Lol
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yes, granite adds value to the property.
And there are some really interesting patterns and prints, going to a dealer is like going to a museum with all the different choices. Most come from South America.
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Yes true. There are all kinds of prints these days, and I think you can opt for sealed granite to resist stains...and yes, they do increase the resale value of your home. I definitely agree with that.

Years ago, I used to be the kind of chick who would sit around watching HGTV all day. Lol. Thee days I've toned it down, and only watch when I have some free time.

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Laminate countertops are for peasants, regardless of what country you are from.
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Lol. Well theyre cheap for sure. They retain stains too, so for that part alone I dont like them.

For ease of cleaning I would go for granite, not for the purpose of looking cool. Who cares if you don't look cool. Fuck it. Lol
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Yes, granite adds value to the property.
And there are some really interesting patterns and prints, going to a dealer is like going to a museum with all the different choices. Most come from South America.
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Yes true. There are all kinds of prints these days, and I think you can opt for sealed granite to resist stains even better...and yes, they do increase the resale value of your home. I definitely agree with that.

Years ago, I used to be the kind of chick who would sit around watching HGTV all day. Lol. Thee days I've toned it down, and only watch when I have some free time.
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The only problem I've had with granite is chipping, like dropping something really heavy. And there are fillers, guy comes out, sands it, fills it, like new again.

One counter I did was like tiger print with sparkles. Another was like something from the center of the earth with fossils. So cool.
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Lol. Well theyre cheap for sure. They retain stains too, so for that part alone I dont like them.

For ease of cleaning I would go for granite, not for the purpose of looking cool. Who cares if you don't look cool. Fuck it. Lol
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yes, granite adds value to the property.
And there are some really interesting patterns and prints, going to a dealer is like going to a museum with all the different choices. Most come from South America.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Yes true. There are all kinds of prints these days, and I think you can opt for sealed granite to resist stains.. and yes, they do increase the resale value of your home. I definitely agree with that.

Years ago, I used to be the kind of chick who would sit around watching HGTV all day. Lol. Thee days I've toned it down, and only watch when I have some free time.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


The only problem I've had with granite is chipping, like dropping something really heavy. And there are fillers, guy comes out, sands it, fills it, like new again.

One counter I did was like tiger print with sparkles. Another was like something from the center of the earth with fossils. So cool.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Oh I LOVE the tiger print one..similar tastes Miss Cleo!

Havent seen the fossil one, but you are bringing out my HGTV urge again here. Lol

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Granite for tyhe win...they like the cool feel against their naked butts...
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It depends what the laminate looks like, the condition, the cupboards themselves, and the rest of the house.
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I enjoy cooking.

Quartz is best for me. No laminate -- not tough enough.

No marble -- stains & etches too easy. Same for granite.

Quartz is impermeable, and does not react to acids.

Why are your countertops relevant in attracting what you define as "babes"?
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I prefer the quartz, too.
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my trough beats your trough
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Wood is best.
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Wood is only good for people who will take care of it like it should be taken care of. For most people, it will scratch, stain, and look like shit in a few months.
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Yes, granite adds value to the property.
And there are some really interesting patterns and prints, going to a dealer is like going to a museum with all the different choices. Most come from South America.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Yes true. There are all kinds of prints these days, and I think you can opt for sealed granite to resist stains.. and yes, they do increase the resale value of your home. I definitely agree with that.

Years ago, I used to be the kind of chick who would sit around watching HGTV all day. Lol. Thee days I've toned it down, and only watch when I have some free time.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


The only problem I've had with granite is chipping, like dropping something really heavy. And there are fillers, guy comes out, sands it, fills it, like new again.

One counter I did was like tiger print with sparkles. Another was like something from the center of the earth with fossils. So cool.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Oh I LOVE the tiger print one..similar tastes Miss Cleo!

Havent seen the fossil one, but you are bringing out my HGTV urge again here. Lol
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Mascarello it's called. It's like an old world map, just lovely. Golds and blacks and seems like it would be busy but it's not.

HGTV is addictive!
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I would rather pay those poor stripper/sex workers sucking their way thru college.Nice and tidy.Ah so what what if you have to get a q tip up the pecker and a shot now and then.It's cheaper in both money and fuckin grief.We all get what were after and everyone gets to walk away NOT pissed off about something.As a wise man once said"Life is the time spent between episodes of women being pissed off at you".
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I use cardboard.
No need to clean just cut a new piece and replace.
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White kitchens with granite tops are boring and so are the chicks that dig that!
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wow , I just image searched WHITE KITCHEN

had no idea the styles had changed so much
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I enjoy cooking.

Quartz is best for me. No laminate -- not tough enough.

No marble -- stains & etches too easy. Same for granite.

Quartz is impermeable, and does not react to acids.

Why are your countertops relevant in attracting what you define as "babes"?
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counter tops here in the Baltics are overwhelmingly NOT relevant in attracting women

people live frugally here, most out of necessity, but usually even more wealthy people

example cars - here in Estonia, for the most part, if your car is running and you maintain it, that is just fine - in USA the driver of a 4 year old 300 class Mercedes gets made fun of by the new 600 class owner - its just sooo silly to 'keep up with the Joneses'

the reason I was curious is that on my FB news feed, two USA clams that I knew in the 90s were having an absurd public (is anything private anymore) exchange about BACKSPLASHES for their GRANITE tops , and were trying to ONE UP each other

first world problems I guess
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I use cardboard.
No need to clean just cut a new piece and replace.
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You could use plastic wrap on them so you can clean them.
Very affordable.
Do a wonderful job of holding things on top of them.

I would give Cardboard counters, six stars out of five, if I could.
Seven with plastic wrap on them.

Eight if you color pictures on them.
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I use cardboard.
No need to clean just cut a new piece and replace.
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You could use plastic wrap on them so you can clean them.
Very affordable.
Do a wonderful job of holding things on top of them.

I would give Cardboard counters, six stars out of five, if I could.
Seven with plastic wrap on them.

Eight if you color pictures on them.
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I approve of this comment 8 days out of 7
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tile?
stainless?
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Plexiglas counter tops.
Never wonder what drawer holds what.
You can see it with the drawer closed.
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I even like laminate walls, they are easily cleaned without the expense of paint that can go as high as $34.00-$40.00 a gallon.
I prefer them in the bathroom and kitchen, I rather have it than the heavy weight and upkeep of stone ones.
I even like my dinning table laminated over its wood, it is more durable and easily kept up.

I like the color combos and wood grained sheets as well as some of the marble and granitite like ones.
I have quiet a few rolls of it for walls and horizontals.
We keep a stock of them in different patterns and colors.
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I enjoy cooking.

Quartz is best for me. No laminate -- not tough enough.

No marble -- stains & etches too easy. Same for granite.

Quartz is impermeable, and does not react to acids.

Why are your countertops relevant in attracting what you define as "babes"?
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


counter tops here in the Baltics are overwhelmingly NOT relevant in attracting women

people live frugally here, most out of necessity, but usually even more wealthy people

example cars - here in Estonia, for the most part, if your car is running and you maintain it, that is just fine - in USA the driver of a 4 year old 300 class Mercedes gets made fun of by the new 600 class owner - its just sooo silly to 'keep up with the Joneses'

the reason I was curious is that on my FB news feed, two USA clams that I knew in the 90s were having an absurd public (is anything private anymore) exchange about BACKSPLASHES for their GRANITE tops , and were trying to ONE UP each other

first world problems I guess
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For me, the more durable countertop is the best value, as the laminate cannot withstand the heavy cooking I enjoy. As a result, it has, maybe, a two year life expectancy in my kitchen.

As far as the car example goes -- it is the "new money" and "borrowed money" crowd that is into that stuff. Working class people, and people with older money don't give a shit about the Joneses. I have a friend who is a builder in the Dallas area, he told me that the women who buy the Wolf ranges never cook at all. Women who do cook, like me, tend to go for the GE Cafe line -- excellent power, well-made, durable and a good value. The former only want to show off their unused Wolf range to the friends, who also cannot, and will not, cook.
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