Are Laminate Kitchen Counter Tops a Deal Breaker for the Babes? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77337151 United States 03/27/2019 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Granite is out with the gals. Now they want white 'carrera marble countertops' , but can be easily fooled by quartz, which looks identical but obviously cheaper. Quoting: all knowing alpha 77433535 Cabinet color has also changed from espresso a few years ago, now to white. Used to be white cabinets made you look like a cheapskate designer, but chicks want it all white now. Back splash is also now white, subway tiles. So, if you want to get laid as a single male, rip out those $10k granite countertops, and paint your espresso cabinets white, and don't forget the subway white tiles for the backs splash tile. You're also going to need a sunken white porcelain 'farm' sink, with copper faucets. Good news for those stuck in the 70's who haven't upgraded their appliances is that avocado is now back in style, so keep your green oven and fridge! This is true about the trend being white carrera marble counters and white cabinets, even though marble is impractical because the stone is porous and stains, so forget about red wine spills. Still anything for vanity for most women...it's like wearing high heels--men just don't get it. Most granite is so 2005 and most look dated, although a few colors still look good. I've just been shopping and the white marble slabs and copycat marble quartz slabs are all the same price anyway, but the guys selling the countertops won't let me pick marble they say it's a really bad idea. It seems granite, marble and quartz are all about the same cost, if you're looking at name brand quartz like Ceasarstone or Silestone. Apparently you can put a hot dish directly on granite but not on quartz, but you have to seal granite annually. Laminate is fine for a lower end place. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75319468 United States 03/27/2019 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Granite is out with the gals. Now they want white 'carrera marble countertops' , but can be easily fooled by quartz, which looks identical but obviously cheaper. Quoting: all knowing alpha 77433535 Cabinet color has also changed from espresso a few years ago, now to white. Used to be white cabinets made you look like a cheapskate designer, but chicks want it all white now. Back splash is also now white, subway tiles. So, if you want to get laid as a single male, rip out those $10k granite countertops, and paint your espresso cabinets white, and don't forget the subway white tiles for the backs splash tile. You're also going to need a sunken white porcelain 'farm' sink, with copper faucets. Good news for those stuck in the 70's who haven't upgraded their appliances is that avocado is now back in style, so keep your green oven and fridge! This is true about the trend being white carrera marble counters and white cabinets, even though marble is impractical because the stone is porous and stains, so forget about red wine spills. Still anything for vanity for most women...it's like wearing high heels--men just don't get it. Most granite is so 2005 and most look dated, although a few colors still look good. I've just been shopping and the white marble slabs and copycat marble quartz slabs are all the same price anyway, but the guys selling the countertops won't let me pick marble they say it's a really bad idea. It seems granite, marble and quartz are all about the same cost, if you're looking at name brand quartz like Ceasarstone or Silestone. Apparently you can put a hot dish directly on granite but not on quartz, but you have to seal granite annually. Laminate is fine for a lower end place. My circa 1965 laminate countertops are holding up fine to my very heavy duty cooking which includes putting my old French enameled 5 lb cast iron pots directly on them straight from the burners and oven without having to worry. |
first world User ID: 77524835 Estonia 04/03/2019 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Granite is out with the gals. Now they want white 'carrera marble countertops' , but can be easily fooled by quartz, which looks identical but obviously cheaper. Quoting: all knowing alpha 77433535 Cabinet color has also changed from espresso a few years ago, now to white. Used to be white cabinets made you look like a cheapskate designer, but chicks want it all white now. Back splash is also now white, subway tiles. So, if you want to get laid as a single male, rip out those $10k granite countertops, and paint your espresso cabinets white, and don't forget the subway white tiles for the backs splash tile. You're also going to need a sunken white porcelain 'farm' sink, with copper faucets. Good news for those stuck in the 70's who haven't upgraded their appliances is that avocado is now back in style, so keep your green oven and fridge! certainly it is a first world problem to rip out expensive countertops , or even renovate, due to the ephemeral bullshit of current 'style' doesn't happen here in east Europe, where replacement does not happen until really needed |
west coast ?? User ID: 77718112 Estonia 06/12/2019 05:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think traditionally in the USA the west coast gets the trends earlier granite seemed to be mid to late 2000s east coast , or maybe I was behind the times any new trends, especially useless ones? sometimes I think stainless steel will be the next (retarded) big thing all the women will want it , then three years later claim it looks like the inside of a Subway shop |
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Reverend Righteous User ID: 75371558 Finland 06/12/2019 06:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do they install granite counter tops in "Khrushchyovka" apartments? It is interesting to note that the concrete architecture has gained a lot of fandom in recent times. "Cladding of the exterior may be undertaken in part to improve the neighbours' view, and cladding itself may bring fire risks; this is widely seen to be one of the causes of the 2017 Grenfell Tower fire" in [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] talk about cruel irony: Grenfell Tower was deemed to look too brutal, and the "window dressing" renovation job led to people burning to death. --- [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] |
cost over/under?? User ID: 77752951 Estonia 07/01/2019 09:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every house is now built with stone counter tops it seems. Laminate is probably a lot easier to maintain, not sure if it’s a babe deal breaker or not Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77286179 is it ALL houses now in US with stone tops? what about the cookie cutter 42x30 x 2 story vinyl siding houses or vinyl siding townhouses? Shirley they also cannot get stone... or can they ?? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77769766 United States 07/01/2019 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are different grades of granite. Quoting: MissCleo Classic Semi-Exotic Exotic Rare. Classic in the US is boring now. Deal breaker? What? Are you trying to buy a woman? Is this like a dowrey? Back in the day a relationship was based on cooperation. it still is, at least in MY marriage of twenty plus years anyways... best husband ever, laminate or not. its not the laminate ill be taking with me when i go to the other side, see? |
in STYLE - wtf ?? User ID: 77818763 Estonia 07/15/2019 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | on a larger note how THE FUCK can people STILL be manipulated as to what is 'IN STYLE' - as in 'those counter tops , cabinets, and appliances are out of style' how braindead are people ?? this goes for clothes also look at the losers wearing skinny jeans and cutting off circulation to their privates or even NBA players wearing fucking COULATS like some teenage girl , WTF if I was in the NBA , I would INSIST on wearing rugby style nut huggers , like the ones John Stockton always wore and my counter tops would be laminate and I would drive a Pontiac Firebird - like Johnny Lawrence - because why not |
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