One of these days we really need to have a GLP convention.... In real life.

Do you think it's worth it?

Odds are we would end up in a fight.

Do you know how many short busses we’d have to hire!?

Honestly I don't think it would ever happen.

No!

Lol,too many nondisclosure forms piled up at the entrance to the reunion.
Plus most of yall would lose your security clearance just for being in the same room as me!

What a blast we could have, though!!!

What would we possibly DO at a in real life GLP convention?!


It would be...... nonsense.



More than it is here on internet GLP



GLP IS FOR INTERNET ONLY

Nice backflip, minimal splash. 3.2

Thanks : )

Hell no
I'm tired of the women haters

No way in hell would I want to meet a bunch of soft dick asshole males who come here

There would be about 20-30 people with 20-30 personalities all projecting themselves to themselves as experts about something they read, watched or listened to somewhere else.

The room would spotaneously turn into a software tapeworm virus.
Overload the nannystate and cascade into nsa servers.utah would have an ominous cloud form over the state as the cooling towers overload,boilling steam strait up into the sky.
The first ever extra nuclear disaster area.radioactive drops of gold litter the ash pile.

same formula they use at rowdy hacker conventions like DEFCON.

- skill workshops. lock picking, guns, aquaponics,..

- vendors. selling t-shirts and tomato plants

- drunken behavior.

- most importantly, juicy keynote presentations. including hot uncle intel, rapture theories, NDE stories, and never-before-seen selfies with Bigfoot.

it could solve all Trin's money problems

Too many mentalists.

the vending aspect.. properly curated.. you could see a lot of cool books, gadgets, and gear

as well as stupid / funny stuff

The Red List Society

OP is not only a member, but the founder.

Wtf

why? it's a cool idea

i think the world is going to hell in 2020 so it'll never happen, but still

Like to meet some of the OGs who were on here 15 years ago, but none of the wingnuts who foam at the mouth here these days no thanks

Would you prefer to attend the GLP convention, or a meeting of The Red List Society (which is really just a GLP convention)...

Hiding the true intent of a group behind some fancy name has been standard practice for many generations. A GLP convention would probably have antifa or some other agitprop group, no one knows wtf the red list society happens to be.

The second part was a poorly quoted hair club for men commercial.

I'm bringing cans of generic pork and beans and the sporks.

Call it the "Happy GLP Friends" meeting.

Funny. It used to be against GLP Terms of Service to talk about having real life meetings.

A glp get together?

Don't you have inter agency meetings before cucking up the shithole?

If not, start.

This place is exceedingly retarded lately.

They could go to the gay session of the meeting.

Yea ok.

I could read people’s tarot cards and we could drink good drinks and get good catering.