If Jesus Christ came back today, what would your first reaction be!?

Brief get out of my house

Democrats would charge him with colluding with the devil! We would have a 2 year investigation.

nice AK...

Ask for proof

Holy shit!





DOH!

Ooh lol

Probably

The Lord is coming with tens of thousands of his saints

yeah they aint gonna fit in my living room

lol scratch that.

I thought it said what would HIS reaction be.

Oopsies.



HA!

They’d slip through the unsecured US border too then...? What weapons do tens of thousands of saints use? Are the weapons registered? Where will they stay? For how long? Will they clean up after themselves?

Pray, dear Lord. Welcome back.

Have mercy when you see what Earth has become from us.


A lot needs to be done, what can I do?

My reaction would be, "Hallelujah!"

And awe....

This

He'd see you all wearing crucifixes, say "Ah crap they're still into that shit" and bugger off again.

call i.c.e.
dont need anymore illegal aliens.

What kind of Proof would it take? ID Card?
What would your reaction be if he was already here?



John3:7
"Marvel not that I said unto thee(Disciples)... 'Ye' must be born AGAIN.(reincarnated)

1Peter1:23
Being Born AGAIN(reincarnated)... not of corruptible seed... but incorruptible.

Hebrews1:6
And 'Again' when... 'He' bringeth in the 'Firstbegotten' into the World.
He saith, "And let all the Angels of God worship...'Him'.


Matthew 24:36
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the Angels of heaven,
but... my Father only.

John10:5
And a Stranger will they not follow...
but will flee from Him, for they know not the Voice of Strangers.

John16:7
"Nevertheless... I tell you the 'Truth'.
It is to 'your' advantage that 'I' go away: for if 'I' do not go away....
the 'Helper' will not come to 'you'... but if 'I' depart, 'I' will send 'Him' to 'you'.
And when 'He' comes...
'He' will convict the World of SIN... and of Righteousness... and of Judgment.



Peter2:4
To: "Whom Coming"... as unto a "Living Stone".
Disallowed indeed of men... but chosen of God and precious.



Gospel of Thomas10
Jesus said... "I have cast Fire upon the World...
and look I'm guarding it until...It Blazes!"


Gospel of Thomas66
Jesus said,
"Show me the 'Stone' which the builders have rejected.
That 'One' is the Cornerstone."


Gospel of Thomas74
He said... "Lord there are many around the drinking trough... but there is nothing in the well."



3John1:14
Our Friends salute Thee. Greet the Friends by name.



1Timothy2:4
'Who'... will have all men to be Saved...
and unto come unto the "Knowledge of The Truth".


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I’d put a bullet between his eyes and feed him to the gators!

i'll be like oh shit im fucked.... but i'll ask for forgiveness that i followed the wrong religion

Never existed. You will die an old man, as will future generations, without his return. Funny how ignorant people are. Mentally captured by a 1st century ideology, in a 21st century world.... but then again stupidity is not bound by time.

Flying!

He isn't coming back, accept reality and move on.

You are responsible for 'saving' yourselves.

Thanks for shopping at jiffy lube.

Long story...

I would ask him what took him so long.

Oh look it's this wet dream thread again..

We're like 6 hatchimals beyond Jesus..

Catch up.

Ask him to Autograph my burnt toast.

To get popcorn for watching him fixing the world.

Happy dance!

Who doesn't want a new heaven and new earth?