Sandra Bullock SWEARS by "Penis Facials"

She should just do a bukkakke movie.

I can't tell if the article is satire or not. If serious, she should drop the foreskin facials and hire Jennifer Anniston's reps. Bullock is starting to look like Michael Jackson while Jen is hotter than ever.

Used to be a time I would give her the facial she desires.


but shes starting to look MANLY these days.

She is a he. We've been deceived.

Oh yes its real. In a land far far away Sandra Bullocks penis farms multiply with Hollywood Elite seeking to look like they just injected penis tissue into their faces.

THE END IS NIGH!

Why is there not so much outrage over this? I can tell you what my Grandfathers generation would have done.

She's my kind of guy.

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This meme always makes me laugh too loudly.

Re Mr Bullock, see Fellini’s Roma. And watch this video

Never mind the Bullocks, here’s Sandra
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most women swear by a cum facial
makes them feel so soft and beautiful afterwards

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Wasn't that the ugly lesbo in gravity? Yuck.

Lesbians are supposed to be hot and blonde with long hair. Not old and unhinged with short hair.

Is she promoting a new rated R movie she is starring in??

It is a man!



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NOOOOOOOOO


how do I un-masturbate?

I'm guessing most of his generation, unlike those that came after, would not choose to be "micro-needled" with Asian penises. (well, technically, just the tips, but you know a few whole ones managed to slip in here and there)

Her face LOOKS like a penis,she needs to BACK OFF!