How to make $100k in 60 days:

3D printings?

Make $1,666.66 per day for 60 days.

Charge $138.88 for each blowjob you give; -giving 12 blowjobs for each of those 60 days.

EWWW. YUCK.

It's the quickest and safest way to make $100,000! :D

1. Borrow $100 million

2. Start an airline

I wanted to start a child-free airline but someone said that was discriminatory. Just add a bar and serve alcohol. No screaming kids! Families with kids can have their own airlines with Disney movies and kid themed stuff.

I also wanted to open a theme park with scary natural disaster rides like giant tidal wave, earthquakes, asteroids etc.

It's easy to make $100k in 60 days if you already have money.

Print $500,000 in fake notes and sell them to dumbasses for $100,000

- Find a red paperclip, trade it up to a house, and sell the house for $100k. see [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

- Trigger a $100k insurance policy. Possibly on the house.

- Find a penny and double it 17 times in 60 days

- Something with drugs

- German police arrested a man on Friday suspected of detonating three bombs that targeted the Borussia Dortmund soccer team bus in the hope of sending the club's shares plummeting and making a profit on an investment, prosecutors said
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Setup a synthetic identity with the credit bureaus and proceed to rob it blind. takes about two months, iirc

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i made the mistake of stealing real peoples identities and ruined my soul. one thing i wish i could take back

Beg for money near an on ramp.

Use the secret to visualize 100k.

Alternatively, buy 20,000 5 dollar hookers and pimp them out for 10 bucks each.

Take out a $100k life insurance policy on someone who is old and very ill. Maybe the one that the Jeopardy guy promotes.

There are no medical questions with these policies and even if the monthly rate is high, you won't be paying it for very long.

Once the person dies collect on your policy.

suck a hundred thousand dicks in 60 days @ $1.00 per.

Read the Racing Post.

EVERY winning horse is in there every day. Somewhere.

... and you started a thread for that?