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i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness

 
chasity
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i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
and when he tells me something, it's supposed to mean he's unhappy about it. Well, he's telling me I have garlic breath in my sleep and he starts pushing me in my sleep to roll over. I don't want to stop eating garlic, especially not the green olives stuffed with garlic. i need garlic tp maintain healthy liver function and create my body's most abundant antioxidents so i can stay young looking.

so basically should I stop eating garlic, my husband isn't even really a happy person to begin with and i doubt my breath will bring him more or less happiness into his life.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
i love my first world problems.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Start taking garlic n capsules, the odourless ones.


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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
I read that the natural way is better than supplements and I usually eat a whole bulb a day.

he just asked me not to eat any garlic today, I told him too late.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
the sulfur produces the glutathione in the body. the odorless ones have trace amounts in it.

broccoli sprouts are best but those supplements are way too expensive, I just looked for some so I'll have to make my own sprouts.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
chase the garlic olives with whiskey and cigarettes.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Get a divorce not worth living with someone that nitpicks that much
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
So I have breath phobia, always had it. My husband and I sleep in a king size bed, I keep a squishy down pillow, longways between my husband and my pillow at night when we sleep. He knew I had breath phobia when he married me, so the pillow doesn’t bother him and I feel more comfortable laying in his direction as we sleep.

It doesn’t separate us as it’s only up near our pillows and we call the pillow the sneeze guard, it’s just the name we call it. It’s a part of our happy marriage. May work for you.
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Get a divorce not worth living with someone that nitpicks that much
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Nit Picks?
Garlic breath is not good, ain't got time for that.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
no it simply means Garlic gives you dragon breath.

my wife does the same thing to me.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
So I have breath phobia, always had it. My husband and I sleep in a king size bed, I keep a squishy down pillow, longways between my husband and my pillow at night when we sleep. He knew I had breath phobia when he married me, so the pillow doesn’t bother him and I feel more comfortable laying in his direction as we sleep.

It doesn’t separate us as it’s only up near our pillows and we call the pillow the sneeze guard, it’s just the name we call it. It’s a part of our happy marriage. May work for you.
 Quoting: Whiskey*Tango


Sneeze guard lol


I like that


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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
chase the garlic olives with whiskey and cigarettes.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
the sulfur produces the glutathione in the body. the odorless ones have trace amounts in it.

broccoli sprouts are best but those supplements are way too expensive, I just looked for some so I'll have to make my own sprouts.
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ok, my husband has been telling me about these sprouts for a long time, now he's going to order some seeds tonight so I can switch from garlic breath to baby's breath.


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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Garlic breath is the worst after you've brushed your teeth and have slept for a few hours. Holy Moly! My entire house will smell for a day after the family eats it. It's so bad, I think it's the worst smell in the world
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
So I have breath phobia, always had it. My husband and I sleep in a king size bed, I keep a squishy down pillow, longways between my husband and my pillow at night when we sleep. He knew I had breath phobia when he married me, so the pillow doesn’t bother him and I feel more comfortable laying in his direction as we sleep.

It doesn’t separate us as it’s only up near our pillows and we call the pillow the sneeze guard, it’s just the name we call it. It’s a part of our happy marriage. May work for you.
 Quoting: Whiskey*Tango


I have one and I slammed it between us, usually I sleep with it between my legs and hump it on occasion. in my sleep I'm not aware i'm doing it until it's too late.
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Garlic breath is the worst after you've brushed your teeth and have slept for a few hours. Holy Moly! My entire house will smell for a day after the family eats it. It's so bad, I think it's the worst smell in the world
 Quoting: JL2


i love garlic breath on other people! lol onions is gross, my husband smells like onions.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Garlic breath is the worst after you've brushed your teeth and have slept for a few hours. Holy Moly! My entire house will smell for a day after the family eats it. It's so bad, I think it's the worst smell in the world
 Quoting: JL2


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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Your husband is lucky honestly you seem nice.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
If he eats a bit too, he won't be able to smell it on you.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Garlic breath is the worst after you've brushed your teeth and have slept for a few hours. Holy Moly! My entire house will smell for a day after the family eats it. It's so bad, I think it's the worst smell in the world
 Quoting: JL2


:cruiser:
 Quoting: Chip


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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Maybe try sleeping in separate bedrooms.

Knowing your husband as I do I would say it's to your benefit.

hf
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Your husband is lucky honestly you seem nice.
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spaz man thinks you are nice .
giggle .
if u discussed my life on the net you would be single immediately .
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Shut up Ralph.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
You need to find a paesan.

We love garlic.


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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Apples! Eat an apple every night - contain an enzyme that wipes out the garlic.


And I know you love those Honeycrisps! hugs
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Your husband is lucky honestly you seem nice.
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She is nice! I've never read a mean post by this crazy beautiful girl.

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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Forget the garlic, just Feed him, Fuck him and shut up. he will be yours forever

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04/03/2019 11:01 PM
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Chewing a coffee bean afterwards will get rid of the garlic breathe....
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Get a divorce not worth living with someone that nitpicks that much
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Sorry but garlic breath is my kryptonite.

It can be the sexiest girl on the planet but if she's got garlic breath I lose all my sexy.
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04/03/2019 11:05 PM
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Stop eating garlic by 3:00 pm every day or wear a helmet with a face shield to bed.
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Re: i got some unsolicited advice regarding my husband's happiness
Your husband is lucky honestly you seem nice.
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


You are aware the the OP doesn't look like the woman in the picture.

It should be illegal to be a GLP girl with a fake avatar.