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OBITUARY: 'He probably offended you': Man didn't hold back, and in writing his obituary, neither did his family

 
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OBITUARY: 'He probably offended you': Man didn't hold back, and in writing his obituary, neither did his family
DES MOINES, Iowa – Tim Schrandt, possibly the orneriest man in Iowa, has died after a short battle with cancer, which, his obituary notes, he did not technically lose.

"When he died, the cancer died, so technically it was a tie!" the obituary reads. "He was ready to meet his Maker, we're just not sure 'The Maker' is ready to meet Tim."

Schrandt, a citizen of the small, northeastern Iowa town of Spillville – population 351 – "made his last inappropriate comment" on March 29 at the age of 63.

"If you are wondering if you may have ever met him, you didn't – because you would remember," his obituary states. "For those of you that did meet him, we apologize, as we're sure he probably offended you. He was world renowned for not holding back and telling it like it is."


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Re: OBITUARY: 'He probably offended you': Man didn't hold back, and in writing his obituary, neither did his family
bump to not let his message fade so fast .
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Re: OBITUARY: 'He probably offended you': Man didn't hold back, and in writing his obituary, neither did his family
I was offended by reading the OP. I am now seething with absolute anger. I'll need to breathe into a brown paper bag until I calm down.
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I was offended by reading the OP. I am now seething with absolute anger. I'll need to breathe into a brown paper bag until I calm down.
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PLastic bag, over your head, tie it tight.

Snowflake therapy proven to work!
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