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If Jesus were heroin

 
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Some of you are full of yourselves lol
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Well this is the best thread ever.
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He'd be fun but expensive

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I was in a sleep pod, traveling for 900 years on my way to Rigel star system. Earth had been shattered in the year 3004 by an astroid.

In the darkness I could feel my lover Amy and missed her deeply. I saw in illusion Dumbo the elephant jumping on a trampling in the distance of the dark cargo bay. I looked back into the year 2019 when the movie was released, when I had just turned 35.. this was the year i needed to begin changing the course to prevent the astroid from killing the planet.

I began to take over the planet from the future.
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I was in a sleep pod, traveling for 900 years on my way to Rigel star system. Earth had been shattered in the year 3004 by an astroid.

In the darkness I could feel my lover Amy and missed her deeply. I saw in illusion Dumbo the elephant jumping on a trampling in the distance of the dark cargo bay. I looked back into the year 2019 when the movie was released, when I had just turned 35.. this was the year i needed to begin changing the course to prevent the astroid from killing the planet.

I began to take over the planet from the future.
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I have to do it alone.

Everyone still wants to kill me for vanity and greed, forcing me to take over. In the darkness, i will save the entire planet from death.

The only option was to aquire enough energy by connecting the astroid in the present to the Earth and it's people. As it revolves and draws closer, it will generate enough energy to field it with my body and destroy it.

I am the King. You need not kneel, I can command you without you knowing. You have no choice in the joint salvation of our homeworld, which will now be immortal.

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Proverbs 16:18
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Jesus. Is. Heroin.

For weak minded idiots.
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Opium of the masses.
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Well this is the best thread ever.
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It sure did hit my funny bone hard.
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One of the criminals who were hanged there was hurling abuse at Him, saying, "Are You not the Christ? Save Yourself and us!"

But the other answered, and rebuking him said, "Do you not even fear God, since you are under the same sentence of condemnation?

"And we indeed are suffering justly, for we are receiving what we deserve for our deeds; but this man has done nothing wrong."

And he was saying, "Jesus, remember me when You come in Your kingdom!"

And He said to him, "Truly I say to you, today you shall be with Me in Paradise."

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The real victims are the drugs.
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Scissors And Wrapping Paper: An Unlikely Metaphor For Heroin Addiction

First, the friends explained that the initial intoxicating and seductive euphoria created by heroin goes far beyond Donaldson’s original metaphor. One friend says

“Imagine that you have two pairs of the sharpest scissors in the world and you have a sheet of paper 300 yards long and you can just run and cut the paper with the scissors and once that paper is cut someone just takes a new piece of paper and stretches it out for you.”

The Imgur users friends describe how, when a tolerance builds, that unyielding feeling of freedom quickly fades away. Suddenly, the scissors become dulled and they no longer glide through paper. All of the euphoria is gone. Now, the paper just rips. It is satisfying, but not as satisfying as it used to be. Then, the friend aptly describes what it is like when the brain can longer produce any feelings of pleasure from heroin.

“So you go to leave the room and maybe find some scissor sharpeners except the door is locked. That’s heroin addiction.”

As soon as there is no longer a way to reach that initial experience of euphoria and intoxication, that running with gliding scissors for yards on end, the addiction truly takes its hold. For anyone who hasn’t become chemically addicted to a powerful drug like heroin, it would seem that all the friends should have done was walked away from the drug, or as the metaphor would frame it, put down the scissors. Unfortunately, quitting an addiction is not so easy.

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Great thread.
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Jesus. Is. Heroin.

For weak minded idiots.
 Quoting: Ducandy


Jehovah witnesses are kinda drug fiendish. Always showing up at your door.
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If my brother had a vagina he would be my sister.
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That's pretty intolerant of you.
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I’m just throwing another “if” out there. Being addicting can be very annoying.
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Thread: When do we get in our bodies? At birth? Or first conscious memory? (Page 4)

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There is a reason why they say the hero dies or lives long enough to see himself become the villain..
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