Once You Are A Way Above Average Hot Chick Like Me. A 9. Vulgar Things To Average People Becomes Sexy During Sex. Like Farting

Is that you Biden?

Not true. All you have to be is:

- female
- 6.5 or above

Pictures or you’re not a 9.5!

I could believe your IQ is around 9.5.

Sexy is mental first, physical last. You can't be sexy without a brain, no matter what you look like. So you are not really sexy at all. Even if you are lucky enough to have diarrhea, you will never be sexy by taking a shit on your lover.

Of course, you're too dumb to understand this. But good luck anyway.

Op was probably confused and he/she/it meant a 5.9 (on a good day with makeup.)

Beauty has a short shelf life. One day soon the guys will ignore you. At that time, your farting will be the least thing discusting about you. Enjoy the rest of your life.

spit or swallow?

Charm is deceitful and beauty is passing,
But a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised.

What's a high end model even anymore these days?

So OP you're a NAAAAAASTY WOMAN like the Pussy Hatters?

Spoken like a true plain Jane. Lol

Worked with a top model when she was about 20, besides banging a bunch of male models, she got hit on by an old "movie producer" I tracked down was a former pimp that sold off some American wanna be models to some Arabs in Paris & busted for similar in Russia. He drugged her and "date raped" her & claimed he'd cast her in some production he was trying to do with James Franco. She kept visiting him & he'd masturbate in his office in front of her. Creepy looking dude too. I convinced her to go solo with a new boyfriend, shortly after she gave Herpes to some Hollywood rich playboy, who passed it on to a few other chicks. She'd tell me about her sex life in detail, she could have been another Claudia Schiffer but the boyfriend got her to dump my personal management & buy him a Red film camera instead of a retainer with the biggest entertainment law firm in NYC. I'd rank her in the top 10 of models but her two top agencies did zero to promote her. I got her day rate from $3k to $12k in about 18 months.

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sounds like you probably left your mark on the sheets too

Cuntgratulations.

Sounds like a million other losers I know in the industry that have about a 85 Iq. They Call this natural selection. Her fate is well deserved for being a dumbass, and probably not that hot.

Models

What you seem to be lacking is taste and class.

Bitch

^^THIS!^^ to the 9.5 power!

Trolling 4/10

You want more from life.

You may even want someone who won't put up with that shit just because you're hot.
I think you are testing people by doing these things.
I don't doubt that you can get away with anything with most people. I'm guessing the fun has worn off.
I know what you really want: someone to tell you to STFU for once and not bow down.
A challenge.

Comments are hilarious! You, OP, are shitforbrains.

Weird flex but okay, Boris.

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