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Apollo astronauts left their poop on the moon. We gotta go back for that shit.

 
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It’s been nearly 50 years since the Apollo 11 moon landing. Neil Armstrong’s iconic footprint is still there, undisturbed; there’s no atmosphere, no wind on the moon to blow it away.

But the bigger human footprint on the moon is, arguably, the 96 bags of human waste left behind by the six Apollo missions that landed there.

Yes, our brave astronauts took dumps on their way to the moon, perhaps even on the moon, and they left behind their diapers in baggies, on humanity’s doorstep to the greater cosmos.

The bags have lingered there, and no one knows what has become of them. Now scientists want to go back, and answer a question that has profound implications for our future explorations of Mars: Is anything alive in them?
These footprints are still on the moon. So is the astronauts’ trash.
NASA

Human feces can be disgusting, but they’re also teeming with life. Around 50 percent of their mass is made up of bacteria, representing some of the 1,000-plus species of microbes that live in your gut. In a piece of poop lives a whole wondrous ecosystem.

Planet Earth has hosted this life and so much more for upward of 3.9 billion years. The moon, as far as we know, has been sterile and lifeless that whole time.

With the Apollo 11 moon landing, we took microbial life on Earth to the most extreme environment it has ever been in. Which means the human feces — along with bags of urine, food waste, vomit, and other waste in the bags, which also might contain microbial life — on the moon represents a natural, though unintended, experiment.

The question the experiment will answer: How resilient is life in the face of the brutal environment of the moon? And for that matter, if microbes can survive on the moon, can they survive interstellar travel, making them capable of seeding life across the universe, including on places like Mars?
Wait, astronauts pooped on the moon and just left it there?!

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Now scientists want to go back, and answer a question that has profound implications for our future explorations of Mars: Does shit stink with no atmosphere?
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Some feces probably mingled with some alien goodie.

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Some feces probably mingled with some alien goodie.

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We will be exterminated by a billion mr hankies lol.
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Holy Crap!


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Some moon creature will step in it and scream "WTF IS THIS SHIT"?
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Now scientists want to go back, and answer a question that has profound implications for our future explorations of Mars: Does shit stink with no atmosphere?
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No, because you would have to remove your helmet to smell the shit, causing the vacuum of space to suck all the air out of your nose and lungs, making it impossible to inhale or smell anything.
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Some feces probably mingled with some alien goodie.

monster
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We will be exterminated by a billion mr hankies lol.
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LOL Mr. Hanky working on the cure for overpopulation :)

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I sure hope there are aliens and they are watching us. We will forever be the laughing stock of the entire cosmos. When we finally join the rest of the species on the galactic stage, they will constantly remind us that the VERY FIRST things we did in our interstellar infancy was take a shit on the moon, and then come back later and play in it. Humanity will finally reach the epitome of the running joke that it is.
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I'm thinking they just flung it out the window?

It shouldn't be too hard to find?
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[link to www.hq.nasa.gov (secure)]

This site is a good web page... talks about how the first flag has most likely been degraded from environmental factors........

Great photos of the flags on the moon from Earth.. Amazing quality too

So... how does all the shit add up?
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So there IS life on the moon!

BEACH POOP
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Primitive terraforming. Personally, I welcome our new shitty overlords.
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I'm sure mgm had bathrooms
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if even one turd is taken, its on like donkey kong.
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What about the dick we drew on Mars with the rover? Can we keep that?

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Thread: Apollo Crypto Currency is one of the most valuable out there

Speaking of space travel, Apollo Currency has a partnership with one of the worlds notable Space Aviation tech companies, Vimana.

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260 degrees in the day -280 at night. Solar and cosmic rays for 50 years, I think that’s some messed-up shit by now. Freeze dried. I don’t think there are many bacteria left alive in that shit. It probably looks like bleached white dog turds by now.
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Humans go to the moon, what is the first thing they do?

Take a giant shit on it.
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That's on small turd for man, a giant turd for mankind!
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Make a good movie. Some infected meteor hits the crap and we end up with a Moon Shit Monster attacking earth.
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What till the all women crew goes to Mars.

Blood soaked tampons everywhere.
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They been auctioned off on alien ebay long ago....
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It's true, some idiot wants to see if e-Coli bacteria could survive 50 years of solar winds, radioactive proton storms, and Galactic high-energy cosmic rays. If they spend any more than $6 on this, it's gotta be a scam.

I'd rather see a mission to retrieve the lost golf balls, LOL.

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So there IS life on the moon!

BEACH POOP
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Stop it, Boaty, I have to work with that guy....

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It's true, some idiot wants to see if e-Coli bacteria could survive 50 years of solar winds, radioactive proton storms, and Galactic high-energy cosmic rays. If they spend any more than $6 on this, it's gotta be a scam.

I'd rather see a mission to retrieve the lost golf balls, LOL.

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I see you posted the “cut & paste cgi earth photo.

Of course we never Went to the moon. I wish we did, really do. But as an adult there is just to much darn proof against it. No country went to the moon. It’s all been easily debunked.
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Make a good movie. Some infected meteor hits the crap and we end up with a Moon Shit Monster attacking earth.
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SyFy is on it!! lmao
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The shit demon from dogma...
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Of course there is no life left..Duh..Its dried up by now and dust in a bag..they know this..if they don't nasa is dumber than i ever thought...

They always want money to do stuff,so they lie..Nasa lies soo much ,there is water on this planet,there is water on that planet..There is no water Mars..soo stupid..There is a Water on a astroid flying Right next to the Burning Sun..but then there it is,boom on the side coming out..This water thing has to stop..Stop the Damn lies.

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