I am The Copenhagen Bandit, ask me anything....

Are we supposed to notice you?

Check out my FB page, I posted the link. I'm a comedian, 140,000 followers. I'm gonna be the next big comedian.

140,000 followers, sold out shows... ya'll must be the Ruthless Toothless if ya'll hating on me.

i met a cute girl in copenhagen,,, she had a "partner"...
that made my heart sad...

What’s the Cockgobbeling Bandit?

Ok, then funny man. Say something funny. Make me laugh.

DANSKJÄVLAR!


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Only if you sell your soul like Joe Rogan.

You'll probably have to sacrifice family members as well.

The weather is so nice today I was driving down 7th Street of Joplin today and the tweakers were out on their mopeds, looking through trash bins as if they were kids on Easter Sunday hunting for Easter eggs. If you got a bicycle lock it up, cause the Ruthless Toothless are on the hunt and they're gonna snatch it.

You haven't apologized to me, yet. I have 140,000 followers, you need to apologize to me now!

APOLOGIZE, NOW!

LHPAUL!!!!!!!!!!!

APOLOGIZE NOW!

hey cockgoblin bandaid....

I AM THE COPENHAGEN BANDIT. I have 140,000 followers, come to my FB page and say this... you'll be ripped apart... come on keyboard warrior [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]

Come call me names... my fans will shred you all.

but you are not even funny
get your followers to come here ya cream puff looking marshmallow soft stuffed poof.

Dude I have sold out shows! I have 140,000 followers, any videos I posts have hundreds of likes and comments. This doesn't happen because a person isn't funny!

don't let your man bun fall into your soy frappe latte big hoss

Is that like the Skoal Bandit?

My latest video [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]

That shit has people cracking up laughing! Over 1,000 likes, 210 comments!

maybe your followers are undereducated redneck hicks....just like you?

:shrug:

Dude, watch the video then comment. I can show you others.

its shit


show me something funny...

Are you related to the tooth fairy?

Yeah okay, is that why everyone else laughs at my videos then? My videos are so unfunny yet they get 1,000+ likes, and hundreds of people commenting how funny they are, or that they were having a bad day and my video cheered them up?

Stick with doing weather reports Frankie.