Tips for using the industrial age trains in Romania

1.be carefull not to break your leg when you descend;pass yout luggage forward and dont underestimate the distance down
2.if the door is stuck kick it hard with your left leg not your rigth one and dontkeep your hand on the door ,it will be crushed
3.the windows are dirty and broken-if you wave your head outside you shall be decapitated
4.the toilets are filled with shit...dont use them,bring your own towel and toilet paper
5.if you stay on the toilet while the train is marching with 30 km per hour you shall fall through
6.be careful not to step out of the train when you switch wagons during march
7.listen to the voice of the wheels-derail left,derail right