This is the Dawning of the Age of Failairious.

With Angela Merkel as John the Baptist
Nancy Pelosi as King Herod the Great
Kamala Harris as Pontius Pilate
Michelle Obama as Michael Magdalene
Elizabeth Warren as the blind beggar
Alexandria Ocrazio-Cortez as Caiaphas the High Priestess
Ilhan Omar as Judas Iscariot
Nellie Ohr as Barabbas
Joy Behar as the Leper
and Hillary Clinton as the tempting devil of the wilderness.

With a special guest appearance by Beto O'Rourke performing the Safety Dance.