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Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!

 
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Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
Han is dead, Lando is back and somehow they still have Carrie Fisher's B-rolls on episode IX.

What gives?





I reckon they had plenty of fun times aboard the Millenium Falcon on their way to retrieve Han's carbonite epoxi mold.

Rey is totally half black.

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On everybody's nose the whole time:

Rey is Jedi like Leia and a street hustler, scavenger, smuggler and knew how to pilot the MF right off the bat, just like Lando.

Han is a cuck!!
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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
Han is dead, Lando is back and somehow they still have Carrie Fisher's B-rolls on episode IX.

What gives?





I reckon they had plenty of fun times aboard the Millenium Falcon on their way to retrieve Han's carbonite epoxi mold.

Rey is totally half black.

cruise
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MUDSHARK PLANET???starwarsspock
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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
Rey is Leia/Lando's kid.

Kylo Ren is Leia/Chewie's kid.

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There's a reason they called him Han "Solo".

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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
Rey is Leia/Luke's incest love child. Emperor Palpatine foresaw it. That's why he's back in Episode IX.
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It's fantasy and you don't have to watch it. I'm not!
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The world keeps turning even without Star Whores.
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You are born with the truth, then taught a lie.
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Disney is beating that dead horse into the second death...
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This franchise is going to come to the biggest implosion in film history.

I didn't think anything could get worse than the prequels. Man, was I wrong.
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Every Generation has a Legend...

But Rey isn't it...
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I'm half tempted to watch it just to laugh at how bad it is. The movie should break all kinds of records. Cause 10% of the fan base wants to watch it because they think it's good (eye roll) and the other 90% are like me.
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Every Generation has a Mary Sue...

Rey is it...
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Sorry. I couldn't resist.
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May the 4th be with you. This is the end.


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Rey is Leia/Luke's incest love child. Emperor Palpatine foresaw it. That's why he's back in Episode IX.
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o lord no. scared
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This franchise is going to come to the biggest implosion in film history.

I didn't think anything could get worse than the prequels. Man, was I wrong.
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The SJWs are easily startled but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers...

Don't underestimate SJWs in large groups and their stranglehold on multinational corporations.
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I hope the Emperor comes back and slowly and sadistically kills all the new characters.
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Um. It’s Chewy and Lando kid. Chewy is a Tranny with female organs
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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
I officially hate star wars now. I hate Luke, han, Liea, that dog guy, that emo guy, Darth, Ben, Yoda, the Emporer, all of em. And I even hate my own childhood, now.

Thanks for ruining my life, Disney. I hate you too.

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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
I hope the Emperor comes back and slowly and sadistically kills all the new characters.
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Good call. We starting cheering for the Empire to take out the SJW rebel scum.
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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
I hope the Emperor comes back and slowly and sadistically kills all the new characters.
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I hope the Emperor kills everybody and ends up taking over the empire while laughing manically and it fades to black to roll credits.
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I hope the Emperor comes back and slowly and sadistically kills all the new characters.
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I'd pay to watch that. Go Palpatine!

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And now we can see the beef the Empire has with the rebels. Bunch of SJWs scum
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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
Maybe I shouldn't mention this in a Star Wars thread but the SJW's have destroyed Star Trek too.. I'm a fan of both franchises. That said if no one minds... let's come together and have a moment of silence for two formerly great franchises...
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I just want to see Darth Vader taking off heads the whole movie. If the emperor can come back, why can't Darth Vader?


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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
I hope the Emperor comes back and slowly and sadistically kills all the new characters.
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I hope the Emperor kills everybody and ends up taking over the empire while laughing manically and it fades to black to roll credits.
 Quoting: anastasis888


That would be a great ending. Maybe Palpatine was the good guy after all and the empire was fighting a bunch of sjw pussies.
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Re: Star Wars Episode 9: Rey is Leia/Lando's lovechild!!
Maybe I shouldn't mention this in a Star Wars thread but the SJW's have destroyed Star Trek too.. I'm a fan of both franchises. That said if no one minds... let's come together and have a moment of silence for two formerly great franchises...
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hesright

Fuck star trek discovery btw. I love both wars and trek but they are ruined now.
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And now we can see the beef the Empire has with the rebels. Bunch of SJWs scum
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Yep. Those rebels... reminds me of muslims.

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I just want to see Darth Vader taking off heads the whole movie. If the emperor can come back, why can't Darth Vader?


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So time travel? Let's make a good use of it and wipe out the last jedi lol