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Daily Reminder That Women Never Invented Shit

 
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If a body listens to the average GLP man, then women are turning into men and men are turning into women, so expect to see a reversal of this invention phenomenon in a few years. LOL!
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Actress Hedy LaMar holds many valuable patents in the field of WIRELESS COMMUNICATION which our gvt found valuable in WWII.
Many of Einsteins biographers thought his WIFE, whom he kicked to the curb eventually, was the one who gave him all his ideas and in fact developed the theory of relativity.
And dont forget Madame Curie!!!!
I could go on and on but have work to do, no time for baiters
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Did LaMar invent them or where they banked patents?

Einstein developed his theories mostly before marriage...

Pierre was working on this before he even got married...

Got any more?
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There's a website. The Inventions of Hedy Lamarr. 94 patents. Smart and beautiful. A perfect ten.
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And every time a man turns on his windshield wipers and has a disposable diaper to use instead of having to pin a cloth diaper, he can thank the ladies.

COBOL computer language, liquid paper, Geobond (replacement for asbestos)

There are more, but meh... baiting.
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disposable diapers are a very bad invention. scourge on the planet and should be banned.
450 000 000 000 go into landfills every year.
bad diapers!!!
harden up snowflakes and use cloth diapers, your apathy is ruining the planet.
makes me giggle that millenials etc want to blame all the bad on boomers and x'ers. most of us used cloth diapers.
saviours of the planet we are.
haha
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You are correct , they did not invent shit.

You on the other hand are fluent in speaking shit, thinking shit and generally behaving like shit.

Take a Bow.
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A WOMEN IS TO SIT IN SILENCE
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She is. So stop disturbing her meditation and go make some sandwiches.
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It’s pronounced Pocahonky
Or Pokeyhonkus
Or Pokey
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Take your western Satanic feminism and shove it up your ass

Death to Feminism the Great Satan

Your Satanic Feminist Disgusting Society deserves to be nuked
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Feminism today (not necessarily at first) is a hate movement. They basically want all men homeless, in jail or dead.
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Not all. Most. We’re about to invest a feminist polygamy, where we have a few good feminist men and the rest of you can die however you wish so long as you don’t dawdle.
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Women never invented shit
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One invented you.
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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Women are built to be warm, caring nurturers, to raise children and take care of a family. That is a beautiful, natural thing. But Satan, through his minions who run media outlets, Hollywood, etc., have convinced women that they should become men.

The OP is correct: All major inventions have been made by men. If you believe otherwise, you've been brainwashed by TPTB's media programming.

Male neurophysiology is markedly different from that of the female. Normalized for body mass, men's brains are larger and are constructed to allow hyperfocus, in order to problem solve at the highest level and thus create what heretofore did not exist. Women's brains, on the other hand, have a far more developed corpus callosum, which gives women a far greater ability to multitask. This likely stemmed from their need to be able to balance many disparate tasks -- caring for multiple children at once, managing many different aspects of home life simultaneously, etc. -- to a degree that men don't.

Men and women are DIFFERENT. Neither is better than the other; they complement each other beautifully. If you believe that you live in a world where major inventions were made by women, or even if you believe that you SHOULD live a world like that, you're brainwashed and you need to work to undo that conditioning so you can see the truth.
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04/14/2019 05:15 AM
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They figured us out. They Invented the Blowjob and a sandwich.

Then money does not matter at that point.

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04/14/2019 06:34 AM
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But we washed and dried your dirty clothes, shopped for food, cooked you dinner, raised your kids and cleaned your house so you would have time to do all your inventing. My husband has invented SO many things in his spare time, I’m very blessed. luvstruk
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Women invented vagina eggs to make you cum better.
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Fuck..A woman feels a baby growing in her stomach, feels what it feels, feels it kicking...........and growing/ All you did was give sperm for the night.

Think about it, women don't feel compelled to invent shit because the lfe force trumps anything a man can do.
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Women never invented shit
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Spanx, penicllin
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Nobody invented shit besides WHITE MALES.
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Women never invented shit
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search the patent office records and may you have to fuck a mule in the future !


amen !

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Women are def stupid as shit
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Amen brother!
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...


you sound fat .
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Is that what you tell all women that are out of your league?


shut up old bitch


Why is that Armenians think wome
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our body odor stench? T
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77345128
th you smell like an onion. I shit you not, we had a fucking Armenian working with us, he stunk so bad that the manager finally had to tell him to start taking a shower. He actually said, were I am from women like this smell. The manager said, this is not Armenia but you are welcome to go back. Maybe he did, he quit that week.


That's 5%
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They don't have to. They own the pussy.
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Yeah, men wouldn't have invented shit if it wasn't for that.
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A few did, but women didnt have the opportunity for advanced education till quite recently.
Also dont forget that the chinese invented many useful things like paper, printing, the crossbow, gunpower, compass etc.
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04/14/2019 10:00 AM
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The reason why men invent and mostly white men invent, nearly everything, is because God finds them simple-minded enough to use as tools to bring new concepts and innovations to the planet.
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I invented Truth.
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But did you patent it?
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Why? Hardly anyone wants it.
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The reason why men invent and mostly white men invent, nearly everything, is because God finds them simple-minded enough to use as tools to bring new concepts and innovations to the planet.
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It's better to be God's tool than an intransigent dolt who lives in a hut and thinks a pointy stick is the epitome of technology.
Someone gave me a Chime of Compassion. I've been banging the heck out of it but it doesn't seem to be working.

To a cat, "No" just means to try again later.

Silver kills disease organisms and cures banksteritis.
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Someone gave me a Chime of Compassion. I've been banging the heck out of it but it doesn't seem to be working.

To a cat, "No" just means to try again later.

Silver kills disease organisms and cures banksteritis.
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Actress Hedy LaMar holds many valuable patents in the field of WIRELESS COMMUNICATION which our gvt found valuable in WWII.
Many of Einsteins biographers thought his WIFE, whom he kicked to the curb eventually, was the one who gave him all his ideas and in fact developed the theory of relativity.
And dont forget Madame Curie!!!!
I could go on and on but have work to do, no time for baiters
 Quoting: American Indian Elder


Did LaMar invent them or where they banked patents?

Einstein developed his theories mostly before marriage...

Pierre was working on this before he even got married...

Got any more?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76435679


There's a website. The Inventions of Hedy Lamarr. 94 patents. Smart and beautiful. A perfect ten.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77005428


Wow! No kidding!
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04/14/2019 10:11 AM
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Women never invented shit
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God created the Great Outdoors, Men created the Great Indoors.
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Women are built to be warm, caring nurturers, to raise children and take care of a family. That is a beautiful, natural thing. But Satan, through his minions who run media outlets, Hollywood, etc., have convinced women that they should become men.

The OP is correct: All major inventions have been made by men. If you believe otherwise, you've been brainwashed by TPTB's media programming.

Male neurophysiology is markedly different from that of the female. Normalized for body mass, men's brains are larger and are constructed to allow hyperfocus, in order to problem solve at the highest level and thus create what heretofore did not exist. Women's brains, on the other hand, have a far more developed corpus callosum, which gives women a far greater ability to multitask. This likely stemmed from their need to be able to balance many disparate tasks -- caring for multiple children at once, managing many different aspects of home life simultaneously, etc. -- to a degree that men don't.

Men and women are DIFFERENT. Neither is better than the other; they complement each other beautifully. If you believe that you live in a world where major inventions were made by women, or even if you believe that you SHOULD live a world like that, you're brainwashed and you need to work to undo that conditioning so you can see the truth.
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A++.
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I may act like I've a cock but I for one am humble enough to say I'm VERY grateful of all things that men have invented! Y'all can be assholes, but us women are MORE than moody cunts. Where would we be without y'all? Oh wait, STILL incessantly nagging! fuckthatguylol kiss snogging

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Men built the modern world which has polluted every part of the Earth and is turning so many lazy and gay. Good work lol
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Do a bit more research and you'll be shocked at some of the great inventions by women. Remember, women were suppressed and husbands often took credit for their wives inventions, as this is coming to light now.

Leonardo DeVinci was a woman.