Look, the solution to this isn't always easy.

Expect coastal and touristy areas to have the best and the worst of people. Just buy land with actual acreage close enough to a city but far enough away... build a fucking house... enjoy both worlds whenever you want. When you got 30+ acres let me tell you something - life begins to click. You are king of that little area.

Perks?
- Lower cost of living
- Lower taxes
- Freedom to move around on your own land
- Freedom to drive 20-30 mins into a city
- Freedom to squawk like a bird butt-fucking naked running through the woods... this is why land is amazing. Get drunk and howl at the fucking moon.

Problem solved... yer welcome.

P.S. someone offer me an upgrade on GLP I been here for years, wheres the love???!