Anonymous Coward User ID: 77556981 United States 04/14/2019 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) Matching your wardrobe:
Young: "Yes I match! I won't the hot members of the opposite sex to LOVE me!"
OLd: Who gives a fuck! This stuff was on sale!
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Going to the restroom:
Young: "I'll be back in two minutes!"
Old" "I see you in about a half an hour - I really could use some pain killer, laxatives and something good to read!"
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Cheese:
Young: "I love pizza, cheese cake, ricotta cheese, you name it...bring it!"
Old: "Screw that shit! I die of constipation from that crap!"
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Sports car:
Young: "I definitely want one! Low to the ground and overflowing with power!"
Old: "Screw that low to the ground crap! My knees would die after two days of that horseshit! Fuck the power...that power costs money! Give me something that gets like 500 miles per gallon!
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Choosing the right food at the grocery store:
Young: I read the ingredients and go from there!
Old: God Damn it!!! I forgot my reading glasses at home again!!!!
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Please feel free to add your own humorous stuff in this thread!!! |
Evil_Twin
User ID: 77211333 United States 04/14/2019 03:25 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) Couldn't read thread. I left my glasses in the car. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77556981 United States 04/14/2019 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) Couldn't read thread. I left my glasses in the car.
Quoting: Evil_Twin LOL! Done that too! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76715508 United States 04/14/2019 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) Whats thread about? can't find my glasses. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77556981 United States 04/14/2019 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) Whats thread about? can't find my glasses.
Quoting: REEEEEEEEE LMAO!!! Some punk ass kids posting shit again???? LOL |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76715508 United States 04/14/2019 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) Whats thread about? can't find my glasses.
Quoting: REEEEEEEEE LMAO!!! Some punk ass kids posting shit again???? LOL Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77556981 |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77556981 United States 04/14/2019 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!)
"This is what they said" Young: "I heard them word for word - EXACTLY!" Old: "Did they say something? If they did, it was mumbled bullshit and I sure as shit didn't hear it!" |
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User ID: 77510913 Australia 04/14/2019 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77556981 United States 04/14/2019 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!) For woman - guy with a large package For guy - girl with large boobs
Young: "I would play with that for hours a day! AWESOME!"
Old: "You would enjoy that for like two minutes...at your age - you would need a TON of dough to get that - even then...it would divorce you like two weeks later...taking half of your cash and going for some 'young thing' that will satisfy it!" |