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BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!

 
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Good for him! dance
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tell em find that yeti
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Now liberal lawmakers will try to pass Chuck Control laws.



...But they will fail miserably, because you can't control Chuck.

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He’s for Rights and Lefts.
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He’s for Rights and Lefts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77536010


Hes also anti vaccine or something because they nearly killed his wife
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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
Don't you mean: "Chuck Norris decides to allow Glock, Inc. to give him money, and guns?"
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Glock AND Chuck Norris?



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Don't you mean: "Chuck Norris decides to allow Glock, Inc. to give him money, and guns?"
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Don't you mean: "Chuck Norris decides to allow Glock, Inc. to give him money, and guns?"
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In exchange for promoting the brand, which is exactly what a spokesperson does. Are you suggesting he work for free?
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Chuck Norris doesn't need firearms. His Death Stare will kill anyone from 50 yards away
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Don't you mean: "Chuck Norris decides to allow Glock, Inc. to give him money, and guns?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77548974


Thank you for stating this properly. I don’t want him to come to glp and kick our ass!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need firearms. His Death Stare will kill anyone from 50 yards away
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I have heard that chuck can stop bullets with his palm anywayCSB-cool...
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SpokesMAN.....jus sayin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need firearms. His Death Stare will kill anyone from 50 yards away
 Quoting: rammsteinregeln


I have heard that chuck can stop bullets with his palm anywayCSB-cool...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76224820


Yes Chuck does it for fun every year on palm sunday
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Good for him! dance
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Chuck Norris doesn't need firearms. His Death Stare will kill anyone from 50 yards away
 Quoting: rammsteinregeln


I have heard that chuck can stop bullets with his palm anywayCSB-cool...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76224820


Yes Chuck does it for fun every year on palm sunday
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YO YO YO.... I see whatchew did there man... very nice. Not as nice as Chuck Norris but pretty darn nice!
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A hybrid cowboy boot/ Glock / Chuck Norris certified commie killing machine about to be announced??

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ITS JUST TOO MUCH - CANT HANDLE....THE WINNING!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need firearms. His Death Stare will kill anyone from 50 yards away
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That would be a great commerical. Chuck standing there says "Glock" "For when a stare isn't enough"
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I like it, but it should have been JAMES WOODS!

James Woods for POTUS!

Fuck yeah.
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Glock AND Chuck Norris?



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laugh
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they didnt pick Chuck Norris he picked them.
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Yes!
Ted Nugent for S&W ?
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Chuck Norris's Glock is so intimidated by Chuck that it won't dare to accidentally discharge.
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Glock is focused on developing new impervious body armor, based on cloned Chuck Norris skin.
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Great more hype for the overpriced plastic gun.

Buy a Sig if you want something that goes bang everytime and wont break
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Hes also anti vaccine or something because they nearly killed his wife
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72775181


Incorrect.

His wife’s health was severely affected as a result of multiple injections of gadolinium-based MRI contrast. They determined that the manufacturers of gadolinium contrast knew that the gadolinium is NOT in fact eliminated from the body in the case of many MRI patients, that in fact the gadolinium (a known neurotoxin like aluminum and mercury) deposits in areas of the brain and can result in severe health problems.

Since that lawsuit, the FDA has required the contrast manufacturers to put “black box” warnings on gadolinium contrast.

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