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BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!

 
The ring of truth

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04/15/2019 12:48 AM

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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
Fact,glock will speak for first time saying Norris is the one to be afraid of!
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04/15/2019 01:00 AM
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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
Great more hype for the overpriced plastic gun.

Buy a Sig if you want something that goes bang everytime and wont break
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04/15/2019 01:06 AM
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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
I think Chuck Norris is one of the coolest guys in our country.
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04/15/2019 01:07 AM

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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
EXCELLENT move
There's never a dull moment here on planet earth…
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04/15/2019 02:04 AM
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This isn't news by even MSM definitions. This is a company hiring a guy to promote their product.
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04/15/2019 02:55 AM
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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
This isn't news by even MSM definitions. This is a company hiring a guy to promote their product.
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04/15/2019 03:06 AM
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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
Should of Picked Tiger Woods Norris is like 79 years old glock will knock him on his ass.
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04/15/2019 03:39 AM
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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
Don't you mean: "Chuck Norris decides to allow Glock, Inc. to give him money, and guns?"
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Thank you for stating this properly. I don’t want him to come to glp and kick our ass!
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
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04/15/2019 04:02 AM

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Re: BRKG NEWS : Glock Inc Announces Chuck Norris as spokesperson!
Don't you mean: "Chuck Norris decides to allow Glock, Inc. to give him money, and guns?"
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Thank you for stating this properly. I don’t want him to come to glp and kick our ass!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77190400


Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
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