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YIELD SIGN EFFECT: What color is the US 'yield sign' ? (16 PAGES - still no consensus!! TIME PARADOX EVIDENCE???)

 
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Can you provide us with a picture? or the name of a street corner so we can google street view it?
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If you look in this street map link of the round about located at:

Old 27/Livingston Blvd.
Location: Livingston Township
Type of Circle: Roundabout
Status: Existing
Lane Type: Single-Lane
Completed: 2007

...you will see a red & white yield sign.

[link to mapstreetview.com (secure)]

thanks you for participating!

(oh and the second link clearly shows a ed and white Yield sign too)
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I'm not the idiot claiming they're not red/white. Not all AC's are the same person.
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Yes - I edited the post. My apologies.

That guy needs to pay more attention on the road.
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neither/none.

The yield sign on roundabouts here in Michigan are silver grey with orange/red lettering.
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Can you provide us with a picture? or the name of a street corner so we can google street view it?
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ok thanks, I think I remember the crossroads and will doogle erf
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I can't believe this is 10 pages long!

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I can't believe this is 10 pages long!

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And still not a single proof a yellow yield sign still being active in 2019!
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neither/none.

The yield sign on roundabouts here in Michigan are silver grey with orange/red lettering.
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Can you provide us with a picture? or the name of a street corner so we can google street view it?
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I'm pretty sure this was the intersection (hopefully will show coordinates below) I would have passed through but satellite view shows it before the roundabout was constructed.

Pretty sure on those colors but not certain.

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I can't believe this is 10 pages long!

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And still not a single proof a yellow yield sign still being active in 2019!
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I’m pretty sure I know where there’s one, its old.

Let me see if I can find it on google street view.
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neither/none.

The yield sign on roundabouts here in Michigan are silver grey with orange/red lettering.
 Quoting: Revo/elation


Can you provide us with a picture? or the name of a street corner so we can google street view it?
 Quoting: JADR+


I'm pretty sure this was the intersection (hopefully will show coordinates below) I would have passed through but satellite view shows it before the roundabout was constructed.

Pretty sure on those colors but not certain.

[link to www.google.com (secure)]
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The sign at this round about is:

[link to www.usa-traffic-signs.com (secure)]

"Yield ahead" sign
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Re: YIELD SIGN EFFECT: What color is the US 'yield sign' ? (16 PAGES - still no consensus!! TIME PARADOX EVIDENCE???)
Damn y'all, I thought it was yellow (off the top of my head) and I promise you, I could not drive in 1972 let alone before (lol). I know I have seen them being yellow though. Maybe some places were veeeeeery sloooooow to change the signs?
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I started driving in 1965 and I thought they were yellow to this day, I had to see the red and white signs to believe it.

Weird.
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Re: YIELD SIGN EFFECT: What color is the US 'yield sign' ? (16 PAGES - still no consensus!! TIME PARADOX EVIDENCE???)
Damn y'all, I thought it was yellow (off the top of my head) and I promise you, I could not drive in 1972 let alone before (lol). I know I have seen them being yellow though. Maybe some places were veeeeeery sloooooow to change the signs?
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I started driving in 1965 and I thought they were yellow to this day, I had to see the red and white signs to believe it.

Weird.
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Thank you for admitting this!

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Damn y'all, I thought it was yellow (off the top of my head) and I promise you, I could not drive in 1972 let alone before (lol). I know I have seen them being yellow though. Maybe some places were veeeeeery sloooooow to change the signs?
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I started driving in 1965 and I thought they were yellow to this day, I had to see the red and white signs to believe it.

Weird.
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clappa

Thank you for admitting this!
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It’s definitely silver/red, but I think I know where a yellow one is.

Either Colrain, MA or Heath. MA. Street view is too hard to flip through fast, maybe I’ll take a ride tomorrow.
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Damn y'all, I thought it was yellow (off the top of my head) and I promise you, I could not drive in 1972 let alone before (lol). I know I have seen them being yellow though. Maybe some places were veeeeeery sloooooow to change the signs?
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I started driving in 1965 and I thought they were yellow to this day, I had to see the red and white signs to believe it.

Weird.
 Quoting: Ducandy



clappa

Thank you for admitting this!
 Quoting: JADR+


It’s definitely silver/red, but I think I know where a yellow one is.

Either Colrain, MA or Heath. MA. Street view is too hard to flip through fast, maybe I’ll take a ride tomorrow.
 Quoting: Jough-Henery


Looks just like these in the link. Really old signs.

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Red and white yeild sign is used for merges and right turns at redlights have them often as "yeild" . A yellow sign in the diamond shape is usually to warn you that there is a yeild ahead right?
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The yellow one is almost always a yeild ahead sign .
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Red and white yeild sign is used for merges and right turns at redlights have them often as "yeild" . A yellow sign in the diamond shape is usually to warn you that there is a yeild ahead right?
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[link to www.usa-traffic-signs.com (secure)]

Yes - that's the "YIELD AHEAD" sign
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Damn y'all, I thought it was yellow (off the top of my head) and I promise you, I could not drive in 1972 let alone before (lol). I know I have seen them being yellow though. Maybe some places were veeeeeery sloooooow to change the signs?
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I started driving in 1965 and I thought they were yellow to this day, I had to see the red and white signs to believe it.

Weird.
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clappa

Thank you for admitting this!
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It’s definitely silver/red, but I think I know where a yellow one is.

Either Colrain, MA or Heath. MA. Street view is too hard to flip through fast, maybe I’ll take a ride tomorrow.
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I tried to find a 'yield sign' at these locations on google street view but couldn't!

Please try to post a picture of it if you can.
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The yellow one is almost always a yeild ahead sign .
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Exactly people think they have seen Yellow yield signs, but instead were looking at "Yield ahead" signs.

And this is why, so far, no one can provide a single picture of a still active yellow yield sign.
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Damn y'all, I thought it was yellow (off the top of my head) and I promise you, I could not drive in 1972 let alone before (lol). I know I have seen them being yellow though. Maybe some places were veeeeeery sloooooow to change the signs?
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I started driving in 1965 and I thought they were yellow to this day, I had to see the red and white signs to believe it.

Weird.
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clappa

Thank you for admitting this!
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It’s definitely silver/red, but I think I know where a yellow one is.

Either Colrain, MA or Heath. MA. Street view is too hard to flip through fast, maybe I’ll take a ride tomorrow.
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Yellow posts:

is this a joke ?
they're yellow-same as all caution type signs-flashing yellow light means.....LOLOL
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Yellow like all advisory signs, warnings and commands are red.
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Damn y'all, I thought it was yellow (off the top of my head) and I promise you, I could not drive in 1972 let alone before (lol). I know I have seen them being yellow though. Maybe some places were veeeeeery sloooooow to change the signs?
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Don't know what to tell you hoss, they've been yellow from as far back as I can remember and I can promise you no road department around here is going to take down down a perfectly good yield sign because some federal dickbrain got a bug up their ass to change the color. tounge
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We both say yellow
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In the U.S. it's a mustard color with black letters.
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That's screwed up. I thought they were always yellow. Guess I've been driving and just figured it was a no brainer to yield and didn't pay attention to the color of the signs. News to me.
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yellow
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Yellow
Only Yellow ever.
No new red ones up where I live???
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Yellow black letters
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Well tulsa is not rural and yield signs are yellow with black letters oh does op need to know what shape too??
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Its yellow, retard
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yellow
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older signs are canary yellow

newer ones are lime


this was a change a few years back. the new signs look awful
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Yellow yield sign in 2012

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When you switch to 2018 it's been replaced with red/white sign.
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Yellow yield sign in 2012

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When you switch to 2018 it's been replaced with red/white sign.
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Great find ... an example of a sign which took 40 years to be replaced!!
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Yellow yield sign in 2012

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When you switch to 2018 it's been replaced with red/white sign.
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Great find ... an example of a sign which took 40 years to be replaced!!
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I'm willing to bet there are a few out there today but finding them, well that's another story.

Probably in very small towns etc where in a lot of cases Google Street view isn't available and good luck driving around looking for one!
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Do we really need 300 posts to figure out the obvious? It's red and white in my area. Other states and areas use different colors. No you aren't hopping between universes tards. I like Star Trek too but don't be morans.
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Do we really need 300 posts to figure out the obvious? It's red and white in my area. Other states and areas use different colors. No you aren't hopping between universes tards. I like Star Trek too but don't be morans.
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Yellow yield sign in 2012

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When you switch to 2018 it's been replaced with red/white sign.
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Great find ... an example of a sign which took 40 years to be replaced!!
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I'm willing to bet there are a few out there today but finding them, well that's another story.

Probably in very small towns etc where in a lot of cases Google Street view isn't available and good luck driving around looking for one!
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I agree, there could be some still out there- however I would be surprised if a single person manages to post a current 2019 photo of one.
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Do we really need 300 posts to figure out the obvious? It's red and white in my area. Other states and areas use different colors. No you aren't hopping between universes tards. I like Star Trek too but don't be morans.
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Nope.. this is blatantly wrong.
It's the same standard through out the US.

Clearly you're an uninformed fool for saying this.

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Do we really need 300 posts to figure out the obvious? It's red and white in my area. Other states and areas use different colors. No you aren't hopping between universes tards. I like Star Trek too but don't be morans.
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Nope.. this is blatantly wrong.
It's the same standard through out the US.

Clearly you're an uninformed fool for saying this.
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You're not even an American. I think I know more about it than you do. Yeah in theory they are all the same. In reality they aren't. I know because I've seen them in different colors across the states.
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Yellow yield sign in 2012

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When you switch to 2018 it's been replaced with red/white sign.
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Great find ... an example of a sign which took 40 years to be replaced!!
 Quoting: JADR+

I'm willing to bet there are a few out there today but finding them, well that's another story.

Probably in very small towns etc where in a lot of cases Google Street view isn't available and good luck driving around looking for one!
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I agree, there could be some still out there- however I would be surprised if a single person manages to post a current 2019 photo of one.
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Only way they'll be able to post a picture of one from today is if they already know where one is at and most of the ones claiming they know where there is one are mistaken. Hell TTwown claims every yield sign in Tulsa OK is yellow.

I would challenge her to find one yield sign in Tulsa OK(or anywhere in the US for that matter) that is yellow.

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Do we really need 300 posts to figure out the obvious? It's red and white in my area. Other states and areas use different colors. No you aren't hopping between universes tards. I like Star Trek too but don't be morans.
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Nope.. this is blatantly wrong.
It's the same standard through out the US.

Clearly you're an uninformed fool for saying this.
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You're not even an American. I think I know more about it than you do. Yeah in theory they are all the same. In reality they aren't. I know because I've seen them in different colors across the states.
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Give me one photo of a current yellow yield sign still in activity somewhere in the US otherwise - that's just your opinion probably based on your own "false memories" .. and it's as valid as the other "yellow sayers" who claim their entire state has nothing but yellow yield signs when clearly this isn't the case.
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Do we really need 300 posts to figure out the obvious? It's red and white in my area. Other states and areas use different colors. No you aren't hopping between universes tards. I like Star Trek too but don't be morans.
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Nope.. this is blatantly wrong.
It's the same standard through out the US.

Clearly you're an uninformed fool for saying this.
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You're not even an American. I think I know more about it than you do. Yeah in theory they are all the same. In reality they aren't. I know because I've seen them in different colors across the states.
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I challenge you to post a current picture of a yield sign anywhere in the USA that is not red/white.
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Do we really need 300 posts to figure out the obvious? It's red and white in my area. Other states and areas use different colors. No you aren't hopping between universes tards. I like Star Trek too but don't be morans.
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Nope.. this is blatantly wrong.
It's the same standard through out the US.

Clearly you're an uninformed fool for saying this.
 Quoting: JADR+


You're not even an American. I think I know more about it than you do. Yeah in theory they are all the same. In reality they aren't. I know because I've seen them in different colors across the states.
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I challenge you to post a current picture of a yield sign anywhere in the USA that is not red/white.
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Lol, I'm not going to drive until I find one for you. Do it yourself. In my area they are red and white. I've seen them in other colors in the past. This thread is almost as dumb as the flat earth ones. Almost.