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WTF !! Man Accidentally Got His Balls Trapped in an IKEA Stool

 
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WTF !! Man Accidentally Got His Balls Trapped in an IKEA Stool
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After a knee injury, Claus Jørstad of Alta, Norway invested in a MARIUS Stool from IKEA to sit on while he showered - but that plan backfired big time. While sitting on the chair during a recent rinse, one of Jørstad's testicles got stuck in a hole on the seat when the hot water caused them to expand.

"Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck," he told Daily Mail

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You'd be surprised how often that happens.

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How small is that guys balls?
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About time that stool had that happen... it was a balls accident waiting to happen.
That design.

I'm sure the designer is happy his trap finally caught a victim.

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Ban stools. People need a full-on divan or they need to stand.
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That's just nuts.
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Brief?
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That's just nuts.
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lol
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About time that stool had that happen... it was a balls accident waiting to happen.
That design.

I'm sure the designer is happy his trap finally caught a victim.
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lol
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wtfwtf
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YOUCH!
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how
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...turn on the cold water...
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This vitally important thread must be pinned!
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lmao
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In golf terms 'a hole in one'
But in this instance 'one in a hole'
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my balls wouldn't fit in those holes !


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That's just nuts.
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OW! MY BALLS!
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kinda says it all for GLP when this gets pinned
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youd think he would seen those holes before he even sat down...
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Advertise the stools on a S&M site....make millions.....
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Sue the inventor for putting holes in it!
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Must be a lock nut.
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Brief?
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Again?

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Little RINO Marco should not sit on anything with little holes. He once got a nut stuck in a sidewalk crack.
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This is not good. Poor guy.
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"Shrinkage!"


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use ICE WATER!