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WTF !! Man Accidentally Got His Balls Trapped in an IKEA Stool

 
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use ICE WATER!
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Oh that’s true. Lol
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04/15/2019 09:33 AM
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That's just nuts.
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About time that stool had that happen... it was a balls accident waiting to happen.
That design.

I'm sure the designer is happy his trap finally caught a victim.
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Has to be their plastic shower stool with the holes in the seat.
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Brief?
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No...not a good ikea...
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Testicles expand when soaked in hot water.
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laugh

Reminds me of this:




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But I'd...

I mean he...

What I'm mean...

D*mn. I have no words for this and now am suffering sympathetic pain in the same area.
The rest of us have been gone ten thousand years.

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Was he triple dog dared?
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04/15/2019 11:31 AM
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But I'd...

I mean he...

What I'm mean...

D*mn. I have no words for this and now am suffering sympathetic pain in the same area.
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


Tears running down my face after reading that, because we all know what you mean. Thanks so much for making my day
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you had me at "lil nutter...
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Once that soap and water mixed, I guess they slid right in. Tiny holes though. Must have had a shorn scrotum.

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I don't suffer fools gladly, therefore I suffer here.
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Ballsack Conundrum?

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So, there is going to be a new warning on the box?
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Ballsack Conundrum?

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 Quoting: GAAnon

I remember that one and seem to recall a similar post here about nine or ten years ago when a nude German tourist got his jewels caught in a beach chairs slats.

But I'd...

I mean he...

What I'm mean...

D*mn. I have no words for this and now am suffering sympathetic pain in the same area.
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


Tears running down my face after reading that, because we all know what you mean. Thanks so much for making my day
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Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 04/15/2019 01:02 PM
The rest of us have been gone ten thousand years.

If you remember what we were, and how we lived, then we'll have found life again.

Now we live in you; tell them of us.
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Lol @ little nutter got stuck.
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Sounds like he was having a ball.
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Re: WTF !! Man Accidentally Got His Balls Trapped in an IKEA Stool
If he had lubed them up with A-1 first, this would never have happened.
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He must have really tiny balls.

Last Edited by Lady Jane Smith on 04/15/2019 01:05 PM
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