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Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.

 
Bobby Flay's Balls
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04/15/2019 03:40 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
True story bro
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04/15/2019 03:50 AM

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Re: Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked 50 lions when they tried to steal his prey.

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04/15/2019 03:54 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
Chuck Norris can make his dick explode just by staring at it.
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04/15/2019 04:03 AM

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04/15/2019 04:09 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
Sorry, wasnt trying to disrespect Chuck, i love the guy.

He is way better than Clint Eastwood.
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04/15/2019 06:59 AM
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Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse...
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
"Don't let the sword fall asleep in your hand."
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04/15/2019 07:28 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
One time, Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade, killed 30 people.

Then the grenade exploded.
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04/15/2019 07:36 AM
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You know why Chuck Norris’ phone is unlisted?
Because you don’t find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds YOu.
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04/15/2019 07:42 AM

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Re: Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
What’s behind his beard? A fist.
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04/15/2019 07:48 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
Robert Blake gave him a kcnukle sammich once!
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04/15/2019 07:55 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. Chuck Norris pushes the ground down.
Some town names a street after chuck Norris but had to take the sign down.



BECAUSE NOBODY CROSSES CHUCK NORRIS. NOBODY.