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When you leave for 10 minutes , and the children find a hair clipper ROTFLMAO !

 
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When you leave for 10 minutes , and the children find a hair clipper ROTFLMAO !
Classic !

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My friends are expecting their third child

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Classic!

Thanks for the Monday morning laugh


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Shave the children!

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Shave the children!

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LOL !
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Oops.

All her kids will look like they have cancer for a while. Maybe get the little girl a cute hat.

Poor mom but they will definitely laugh abiut this later.
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She seems like a sexy nurse
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my middle girl was almost three, with the prettiest angel curls you ever saw, and she got scissor happy one day.. i guess we ran out of stuff to cut on so she cut her own hair and she had obviously been working at for awhile, because it was mostly all cut when i found her behind the chair with all those blonde hair piles covering her whole body.
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I cut my sister’s hair when I was a boy. She asked me to do it. I proudly woke my parents up Saturday morning to show them. I got in big trouble. My dad probably, and rightfully, wanted to beat the hair dresser urge out of me.
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I cut my sister’s hair when I was a boy. She asked me to do it. I proudly woke my parents up Saturday morning to show them. I got in big trouble. My dad probably, and rightfully, wanted to beat the hair dresser urge out of me.
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I hope she learned her lesson...it could have been a gun or a lighter left out to play with...
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it truly makes you feel like a bad parent...i swear as soon as they are mobile, life changes in a new way.
and dont get attached to anything, you are not allowed to have anything nice, until they are grown.
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She seems like a sexy nurse
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I cut my sister’s hair when I was a boy.
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Shave the children!

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Ah, future GLPers in the making, by gosh!!

Thx OP....needed a good belly LOL to start this week!
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My two youngest daughters played beauty salon scissoring off hunks of lovely curls. The next morning at breakfast as I gazed at their chopped locks, I asked, where is all your pretty hair? The blondest baby piped up, in the trash can.
They looked a lirtle funny for a couple months.
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Those kids came from the loins of a GLP'er! baby
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Kids do this for real... I left my boys one time in their room for few mins to return to a white powdery room.. They found the baby powder and was making it snow in the room.... Yikes..
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Re: When you leave for 10 minutes , and the children find a hair clipper ROTFLMAO !
As a teenager, my friend wanted me to buzz cut his hair, but i warned him that he had a different shaped head it might not look good, but he wanted it anyway, and he turned out looking like the Chunk off the Goonies for a few months...lol i would even get he to say 'babe ruth' slow, that was a funny time, he never cut his hair short again. :P



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As a teenager, my friend wanted me to buzz cut his hair, but i warned him that he had a different shaped head it might not look good, but he wanted it anyway, and he turned out looking like the Sloth off the Goonies for a few months...lol i would even get he to say 'babe ruth' slow, that was a funny time, he never cut his hair short again. :P




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Re: When you leave for 10 minutes , and the children find a hair clipper ROTFLMAO !
Did I hear the little girl call her brother a 'She'?

Mom didn't correct her.

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5a

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Dumb bitch..
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Lol. Thanks. Happened to my daughter 3rd grade, but not as bad. The girl behind her wanted to use the scizzors at playtime.
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This is the kinda stuff that will come back to haunt the kids when they're dating......lol....
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skin heads.
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Re: When you leave for 10 minutes , and the children find a hair clipper ROTFLMAO !
Shave it off and start o drive. For the little girl too. It’s all good. Cute kids . Lol