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~kpm~ User ID: 75950402 United States 04/15/2019 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Classic! Thanks for the Monday morning laugh ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
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ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator 04/15/2019 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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rob2 User ID: 77438217 United States 04/15/2019 09:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my middle girl was almost three, with the prettiest angel curls you ever saw, and she got scissor happy one day.. i guess we ran out of stuff to cut on so she cut her own hair and she had obviously been working at for awhile, because it was mostly all cut when i found her behind the chair with all those blonde hair piles covering her whole body. |
Corporal Punishment User ID: 24262777 United States 04/15/2019 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I cut my sister’s hair when I was a boy. She asked me to do it. I proudly woke my parents up Saturday morning to show them. I got in big trouble. My dad probably, and rightfully, wanted to beat the hair dresser urge out of me. |
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BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 04/15/2019 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hope she learned her lesson...it could have been a gun or a lighter left out to play with... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 73535977 United States 04/15/2019 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ah, future GLPers in the making, by gosh!! Thx OP....needed a good belly LOL to start this week! And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
EllieMay User ID: 76291522 United States 04/15/2019 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My two youngest daughters played beauty salon scissoring off hunks of lovely curls. The next morning at breakfast as I gazed at their chopped locks, I asked, where is all your pretty hair? The blondest baby piped up, in the trash can. They looked a lirtle funny for a couple months. |
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The ring of truth User ID: 54411851 United States 04/15/2019 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kids do this for real... I left my boys one time in their room for few mins to return to a white powdery room.. They found the baby powder and was making it snow in the room.... Yikes.. TRUMP MAGA KAG 2020~AND BEYOND! Plus KILL THE UN,put a stake through its BLACK HEART OF DEATH! Then after that,GET RID OF THE IRS,CIA,FBI,NSA,AND SO ON... ALL WE NEED IS SHERIFFS! |
truthonthewind User ID: 77529823 Canada 04/15/2019 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a teenager, my friend wanted me to buzz cut his hair, but i warned him that he had a different shaped head it might not look good, but he wanted it anyway, and he turned out looking like the Chunk off the Goonies for a few months...lol i would even get he to say 'babe ruth' slow, that was a funny time, he never cut his hair short again. :P |
truthonthewind User ID: 77529823 Canada 04/15/2019 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a teenager, my friend wanted me to buzz cut his hair, but i warned him that he had a different shaped head it might not look good, but he wanted it anyway, and he turned out looking like the Sloth off the Goonies for a few months...lol i would even get he to say 'babe ruth' slow, that was a funny time, he never cut his hair short again. :P Quoting: truthonthewind Last Edited by truthonthewind on 04/15/2019 11:28 AM |
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