there was this soldier guy in my geometry class last week asking students if our parents spoke russian and some of my classmates never came back to class that day, we asked him why so many drones are being spotted and he said theres nothing to be afraid of.

theres this new huge blimp thing that floats in the sky tethered to an army radio tower it wasnt there before they say theyre looking for immigrants on foot, i never saw an illegal immigrant in rural alaska.

the 4 us destroyers docked in our port are looking for something too because the helicopters keep dropping this long cable thingy into the water with a metal hot dog thing on the end and its really pissing off the fishermen.

theyre building something north of town and all these truck drivers on the new road heading out that way dont say anything, lots of things wrapped in tarps and escorted by SUVs with dark tinted windows, also i think the mayor is going to resign.