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Has anyone had an office affair before

 
Drlightshow
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04/15/2019 03:00 PM
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Has anyone had an office affair before
Thinking back, ive done the dirty on every job or tried, Secretary for one job I kept on trying to get her in the toilet she didn't give in, I cant even mention why she didnt give in lmao the women would hate me but she wanted to but there was a reason lmao I was feeling up a guys wife at the coffee machine, Lord please forgive me, may I not do that again.
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One affair the guys stitch me up, yeah go there damned wankers nah it was still all good billclinton1

An a girl who setting up for a bloke genuinely, said nah I want you, I did what I hat to dobillclinton1

One from new zealand, half maori, she was so beautiful, fucked that up royally eyeroll2

Thats four women in one office wtf was I doing
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04/15/2019 03:06 PM
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Fuck me, i'm a scumbag lmao
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2019 03:18 PM
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Change your username to dirty D

Or

Just change it to dirty deeds
Drlightshow (OP)
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Change your username to dirty D

Or

Just change it to dirty deeds
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69383628


I know ive been terrible, I wonder if id get #metoo these days. When I left from one job, the women were crying their eyes out, so I dont know, man. Im not that bad, where its like "yuk he's disgusting" But I have been terrible
Drlightshow (OP)
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Oh my fucking god 5 women, how can I forget ginger, her husband died, I dont think it was recent, so don't look at me like that, we talked about him for a while, than, pigchef

The 6th woman we never had sex, but I always remember her she took me around cornwall, introduce me to clotted cream, real clotted cream damned an cornish pasties. I wonder if she wanted it as well though hmmm
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04/15/2019 03:51 PM
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Fucked an elf in costume in my car outside santas grotto, Was working in a store as a maintenance personel at the time. got asked to stand in as an elf due to staff shortage. Also santa asked me for some pot. He got the good stuff
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Fucked an elf in costume in my car outside santas grotto, Was working in a store as a maintenance personel at the time. got asked to stand in as an elf due to staff shortage. Also santa asked me for some pot. He got the good stuff
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lmao thats class
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Fucked an elf in costume in my car outside santas grotto, Was working in a store as a maintenance personel at the time. got asked to stand in as an elf due to staff shortage. Also santa asked me for some pot. He got the good stuff
 Quoting: Fractals


lmao thats class
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


My favourite memory from that time was while operating the photo both printer, still in my elf costume. This bloke with his wife and kid approached me to buy there photo, The guy takes one look at the hikkies on my neck and sais "Whats that on your neck young man" To which i replied Oh thats just a reindeer bite. All the parents within earshot laughed, the guy then tipped me a tenner and didnt buy the photo chuckle

Went home with a naughty elf again that night hehe
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ha ha good for you op. i wish. i was a good looking guy but had the confidence beaten out of me at an early age.
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Fucked an elf in costume in my car outside santas grotto, Was working in a store as a maintenance personel at the time. got asked to stand in as an elf due to staff shortage. Also santa asked me for some pot. He got the good stuff
 Quoting: Fractals


lmao thats class
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


My favourite memory from that time was while operating the photo both printer, still in my elf costume. This bloke with his wife and kid approached me to buy there photo, The guy takes one look at the hikkies on my neck and sais "Whats that on your neck young man" To which i replied Oh thats just a reindeer bite. All the parents within earshot laughed, the guy then tipped me a tenner and didnt buy the photo chuckle

Went home with a naughty elf again that night hehe
 Quoting: Fractals


lmao it's good to know im not alone in this, an there is more of you as well in hiding lol
Mental Case

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04/15/2019 04:14 PM
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
I was the good boy who never hit on the office girls...Didn't take long for them to start hitting on me.

Funny how that works :)
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ha ha good for you op. i wish. i was a good looking guy but had the confidence beaten out of me at an early age.
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Do what you need to do, to get it back, whether that be gym, step into a boxing class or do boxcercise, an punch the confidence back in.

Bro, I went boxing gym yeah, an there was a guy like sheldon from big bang theory in there, all you could do is tip your hat to him, he when in there, persistent with it. Thats how you do it. If it was physical, go physical, rise above the abuser
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
I was the good boy who never hit on the office girls...Didn't take long for them to start hitting on me.

Funny how that works :)
 Quoting: Mental Case


rockon see I knew it, this is normal office practice
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Heh plenty in hiding. Even more out in the open XD
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
You're such a perv.

I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Heh plenty in hiding. Even more out in the open XD
 Quoting: Fractals


Exactly tounge
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
You're such a perv.

I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.
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Wheres your sense of adventure? How about deep in the woods on a bed of soft pine needles?
Mental Case

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see I knew it, this is normal office practice

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Often I would tell a girl I had to work under her desk & she'd say OK...then I would tell her she has to move...she'd ask me why? :)
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You're such a perv.

I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


The toilets aint that bad at work. The disabled toilets as well. Its risky business being the guy who blew out the toilet lmao

Thats risky uhoh

So what about you have you had a work affair charlie
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I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.

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It wasn't in the office...(well, once)...it was at her house or mine.
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Drlightshow (OP)
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You're such a perv.

I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


The toilets aint that bad at work. The disabled toilets as well. Its risky business being the guy who blew out the toilet lmao

Thats risky uhoh

So what about you have you had a work affair charlie
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Being the guy who blew out the toilet is more risky than sex in the toilet to me



So it's generally clean
Phang Nga

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Yes, most of us have been there...
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Yes, most of us have been there...
 Quoting: Phang Nga


tounge
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You're such a perv.

I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


The toilets aint that bad at work. The disabled toilets as well. Its risky business being the guy who blew out the toilet lmao

Thats risky uhoh

So what about you have you had a work affair charlie
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


I feel like im talking to you, like you are the receptionist, only one guy uses it, dont worry its perfect hiding
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04/15/2019 04:57 PM

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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
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04/15/2019 04:58 PM
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It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Prude
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It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

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04/15/2019 05:00 PM
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
affairs are for bitches
Fractals

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It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Heh the things i and others have done, You would be disgusted haha
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It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


So whats a good place for you? How about hands up againts a tree, an im the lumber jack tounge timber baby timber