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Has anyone had an office affair before

 
Drlightshow (OP)
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
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Prude
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I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


So whats a good place for you? How about hands up againts a tree, an im the lumber jack tounge timber baby timber
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Sorry I got that wrong timber eh timber hf
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Not me I do not need to because I have 3 wives.
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
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Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


So whats a good place for you? How about hands up againts a tree, an im the lumber jack tounge timber baby timber
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Eh hf
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It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Would it be better, then, to do it in front of everyone on the desk, or in the cubicle? Is that clean enough? Or maybe the break room, on the counter top. I think the janitors clean that spot everyday. How 'bout there? Oh, I know! The cleaning closet! That room is so clean, its full of cleaning supplies. What'd ya say?

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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
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Watsaaaap rockon
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Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
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Watsaaaap rockon
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I'm just giving the pharisees a workout.

What are you up to today?
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Would it be better, then, to do it in front of everyone on the desk, or in the cubicle? Is that clean enough? Or maybe the break room, on the counter top. I think the janitors clean that spot everyday. How 'bout there? Oh, I know! The cleaning closet! That room is so clean, its full of cleaning supplies. What'd ya say?

eekalert
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Are you giving me sass? angryface
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Watsaaaap rockon
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Watsaaaap rockon
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


I'm just giving the pharisees a workout.

What are you up to today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Just relaxing now, im going to watch a video in a sec I found on GLP
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Watsaaaap rockon
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Watsaaaap rockon
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


I'm just giving the pharisees a workout.

What are you up to today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Just relaxing now, im going to watch a video in a sec I found on GLP
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


You're glitching your phone again. chuckle

I'll leave you to the video, be careful if it came from here.

hugs hf
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Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Would it be better, then, to do it in front of everyone on the desk, or in the cubicle? Is that clean enough? Or maybe the break room, on the counter top. I think the janitors clean that spot everyday. How 'bout there? Oh, I know! The cleaning closet! That room is so clean, its full of cleaning supplies. What'd ya say?

eekalert
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Are you giving me sass? angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


He's just hoping you're going to spank him....

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Seems they left out a few angels, but this is a pretty relaxing song.

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Prude
 Quoting: Fractals


I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


So whats a good place for you? How about hands up againts a tree, an im the lumber jack tounge timber baby timber
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Eh hf
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


In nature is fine.
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

"They've got no idea about me and you." [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
those who have affairs are hurting inside and I Feel very bad for them. I also feel bad for the people whose heart they stab as if it doens't exist or deserve to know what the creep husband is doing to the females at work.

If you're into a poly relationship, by all means booboo do your thang, but if you're in a relationship that expects both parties to be monogamous then you better be fucking respectful to the person you want to cheat on and LET THEM KNOW beforehand.

They are living their entire lives thinking you are 'the one' and you are looking after their heart. I can't believe some people WASTE their sig. others ENTIRE ADULT LIFE by backstabbing them instead of just being open and honest like a real Human would be.

I lose 99% of the respect i have for any person who cheats on their other.
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I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Would it be better, then, to do it in front of everyone on the desk, or in the cubicle? Is that clean enough? Or maybe the break room, on the counter top. I think the janitors clean that spot everyday. How 'bout there? Oh, I know! The cleaning closet! That room is so clean, its full of cleaning supplies. What'd ya say?

eekalert
 Quoting: Zoink


Are you giving me sass? angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


He's just hoping you're going to spank him....

hiding
 Quoting: Asymptote


hmm
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

"They've got no idea about me and you." [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Ive spent years cultivating my style and game. I roll with pretty much all the hottest women I know. If I worked in an office vs my own business I'd probably die of dehydration.
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I get that look about like anon grl is giving and it's pretty much on lol.
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
Yes I have! Well it wasn't with other coworkers, but we did have several fun times in Don and Also Jeff's desk.

Those were the good days!

What's up Dr?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Watsaaaap rockon
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


...


Watsaaaap rockon
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


I'm just giving the pharisees a workout.

What are you up to today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Just relaxing now, im going to watch a video in a sec I found on GLP
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


You're glitching your phone again. chuckle

I'll leave you to the video, be careful if it came from here.

hugs hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


It is glitching but if it's someone here, what the simple simon dont understand is they are working for me. How? They are to focused to see how. They maybe like im watching but really im watching them but they cant see it, where on different levels
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
those who have affairs are hurting inside and I Feel very bad for them. I also feel bad for the people whose heart they stab as if it doens't exist or deserve to know what the creep husband is doing to the females at work.

If you're into a poly relationship, by all means booboo do your thang, but if you're in a relationship that expects both parties to be monogamous then you better be fucking respectful to the person you want to cheat on and LET THEM KNOW beforehand.

They are living their entire lives thinking you are 'the one' and you are looking after their heart. I can't believe some people WASTE their sig. others ENTIRE ADULT LIFE by backstabbing them instead of just being open and honest like a real Human would be.

I lose 99% of the respect i have for any person who cheats on their other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75758325


Sounds like you have marriage licensing issues, try the county tax assessor.

It's paper, why get so worked up?

I'm not condoning anything, just saying..

1dunno1
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hey it's the black swiffer dude from the commercial again
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Watsaaaap rockon
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


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I'm just giving the pharisees a workout.

What are you up to today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


Just relaxing now, im going to watch a video in a sec I found on GLP
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


You're glitching your phone again. chuckle

I'll leave you to the video, be careful if it came from here.

hugs hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


It is glitching but if it's someone here, what the simple simon dont understand is they are working for me. How? They are to focused to see how. They maybe like im watching but really im watching them but they cant see it, where on different levels
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Its funny bro, if you was me you'd be like wtf, its simply 2 different levels, we are both watching completely 2 different things, they think they are doing one thing, that same thing, im thinking something else, its propa funny, if its someone here
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A lot of companies have rules against office dating. Actually, now that I think about it, it was an office affair that ended my marriage. Typical story - he was a sales manager travelling all the time, she a married co-worker manager who had to travel with him. One thing led to another. Somebody at work found out and she got fired (but not him). He found her a job with his largest customer so they could continue to "work" together. She buys herself a boob job and eye lift to keep him interested, and then buys him an expensive trail mule and tack so he could ride with her. She then gets with a good friend who is high up in the company to get him a transfer across country to her city. Her husband dies (of natural causes - yea right). He finds out she is having affairs with several other men and gets mad and they break up. Meanwhile, I get suspicious and hack his computer and find all sorts of (naked) pictures of them and some of his other affairs. I tell him I want a divorce and take 1/2 his pension (which is only fair since he screwed me out of mine by making me move). Most of his friends abandoned him because I guess they liked me better. He digs up one of his old affairs and marries her on the rebound and then comes crying to me that he is miserable and really screwed up. Oh, boo hoo. People, be careful of office affairs if you value your family and career.
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hey it's the black swiffer dude from the commercial again
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Hey
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Sass? More like I'm your Sassafrass!



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Hey, AG, remember this thread? For some reason I just thought of it

Thread: Prove that sex isn't a disgusting act!
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Just relaxing now, im going to watch a video in a sec I found on GLP
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


You're glitching your phone again. chuckle

I'll leave you to the video, be careful if it came from here.

hugs hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76762402


It is glitching but if it's someone here, what the simple simon dont understand is they are working for me. How? They are to focused to see how. They maybe like im watching but really im watching them but they cant see it, where on different levels
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Its funny bro, if you was me you'd be like wtf, its simply 2 different levels, we are both watching completely 2 different things, they think they are doing one thing, that same thing, im thinking something else, its propa funny, if its someone here
 Quoting: Drlightshow 71986223


Really, sounds interesting.

2 different levels eh?
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Re: Has anyone had an office affair before
A lot of companies have rules against office dating. Actually, now that I think about it, it was an office affair that ended my marriage. Typical story - he was a sales manager travelling all the time, she a married co-worker manager who had to travel with him. One thing led to another. Somebody at work found out and she got fired (but not him). He found her a job with his largest customer so they could continue to "work" together. She buys herself a boob job and eye lift to keep him interested, and then buys him an expensive trail mule and tack so he could ride with her. She then gets with a good friend who is high up in the company to get him a transfer across country to her city. Her husband dies (of natural causes - yea right). He finds out she is having affairs with several other men and gets mad and they break up. Meanwhile, I get suspicious and hack his computer and find all sorts of (naked) pictures of them and some of his other affairs. I tell him I want a divorce and take 1/2 his pension (which is only fair since he screwed me out of mine by making me move). Most of his friends abandoned him because I guess they liked me better. He digs up one of his old affairs and marries her on the rebound and then comes crying to me that he is miserable and really screwed up. Oh, boo hoo. People, be careful of office affairs if you value your family and career.
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Damn i'm sorry to hear that
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Sass? More like I'm your Sassafrass!



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Oh boy.
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Hey, AG, remember this thread? For some reason I just thought of it

Thread: Prove that sex isn't a disgusting act!
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I'm not sure I remember that exact thread, but I have seen others like it since that time.
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." ~Dreams for an Insomniac

"They've got no idea about me and you." [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]